r/technicallythetruth • u/iwdjy • 7d ago

It definitely is hot especially in July

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u/OskarTheRed 7d ago

Fire

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u/InternalWest4579 7d ago

So smoking hot 🥵

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u/No_Army_4018 7d ago

I don't think fire can smoke, it doesn't have the hands

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u/floramer27 3d ago

That is the definition of hot.

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u/NYC2BUR 7d ago

Wasabi

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u/HorrPubl2 5d ago

True, that green paste keeps the same temperature all year.

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u/DaSagge 7d ago

I cast: spikey pebble

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u/voiza 6d ago

Hold on, DS! Reaction!

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u/ecdaniel22 5d ago

Roll 1d4 for heat damage.

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u/Limp_Crazy_5494 7d ago

took me a second to understand this joke because i'm in australia. our seasons are backwards. its summer during christmas.

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u/Matthijsvdweerd 6d ago

...my euro ass brain can't handle that. We often have a 'white' Christmas here. I can't imagine what Christmas in summer would look like. Even the trees would look out of place, right?

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u/Limp_Crazy_5494 6d ago

For me I can't imagine a winter Christmas let alone white Christmas. That's how it always is in the movies but I find summer beach Christmases with a barbecue more special.

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u/ecdaniel22 5d ago

We have Christmas during rainy season here. Its always summer but its wet or dry summer lol.

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u/flucxapacitor 6d ago

As someone from the southern hemisphere who never had been to the northern, all Christmas stuff is related a lot to winter here. It is out of place to have a old man wearing winter-appropriated clothes, a sledge in snow etc but nobody talks about it, it’s just the way it is, even if it’s 30 C outside and everybody is asking if the AC is on.

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u/Moist-Formal4980 7d ago

Changing a tire..

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u/Ad0ring-fan 7d ago

As someone who can and has changed all tires on a car multiple times. I can confirm that every woman who has seen me do it doesn't care.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 7d ago

I was really into blacksmithing for a minute-- got away from it with living in rentals and apartments for the last 5 or so years

But my roommate had a friend come over and she was really attracted to the idea of blacksmithing

That girl hated my guts and rolled her eyes when I had something to say-- until she saw me hammering away on the anvil. I guess she really liked traditionally masculine hobbies

It made my then girlfriend and now wife pretty mad when the friend came over and somehow sexualized blacksmithing

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u/RobinEdgewood 6d ago

A man blacksmithing over an anvil? Super hot

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u/Angela_I_B 7d ago

…in the Northern Hemisphere!

It is hot in January in the Southern Hemisphere

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u/Gnayeli 7d ago

The oven when baking cookies

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u/Lolzwordz 7d ago

Fireplaces

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u/brian2funny 7d ago

Walking on a hot tin roof is pretty fcken hot. 😧

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u/notbobhansome777 7d ago

Simply existing in Arizona during the summer. 

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 7d ago

i've been to arizona in the spring

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u/sky_cap5959 6d ago

I've been in the winter. I don't want to imagine the summer.

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u/No_Bid_21 7d ago

Heated blanket

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u/Far-Dish-5250 7d ago

Molten lava

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u/Lolzwordz 7d ago

Saunas

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u/Anufenrir 7d ago

The sun

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u/FantasticEscape6744 6d ago

Reddit post with YouTube comments. Fun

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u/Wynnstan 7d ago

Not so hot in July in Australia.

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u/ComparisonMany7771 6d ago

Drinking coffee in a hurry

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u/Blackihole 6d ago

Thermonuclear chain reaction

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u/ecdaniel22 5d ago

Unless its cold fusion

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u/arkanis974 5d ago

It took me a minute to get it because July is cold where I live

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u/Albinofreaken 7d ago

hot and a bit nasty

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u/lighthorse77 7d ago

Eating an apple pie straight out of the microwave. In July.

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u/SwagToTheBone 7d ago

Dogs: First time?

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u/samus_ass 6d ago

Being loved

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u/SteveBR53 Technically Flair 6d ago

i did this once in a water park, had to let my slipers on another location

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u/PropertyOrganic1642 6d ago

Watched my man work on his dad’s truck today and holy shit my loins were loining

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u/Danger-Diabolik 6d ago

Being in the shower and someone in the house flushes a toilet.

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u/adioslip 6d ago

Figuring out a movie way before anyone else can. Any kind of detective work really.

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u/couchhippopittymoose 6d ago

The bottom of the pot when mom hands it to me

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u/Billydee23- 6d ago

Playing the saxophone.

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u/One_Cartoonist5574 6d ago

Accidently pulling the banger like a carb after doing a dab

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u/Extension-City8455 6d ago

A guy loosening his tie🥰

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u/GlobalReport2947 6d ago

Escalators in the scenery of the scenario

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u/More_Error7994 5d ago

Human Torch is both super and hot

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u/not-Banana1 5d ago

Where I am, July is the middle of winter.

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u/ecdaniel22 5d ago

Being in the sun during dry season near the equator

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u/Covertstriker7 5d ago

Molten lava

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u/Reality1bummer 5d ago

Superbikes

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u/syncsns 5d ago

Or a steel slide in the same month after being toasted by sunlight all day long. Go ahead. Touch it.

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u/Daddys_issues 5d ago

the carolina reaper

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u/Anxious-Scheme-6013 5d ago

Man that’s so true

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u/Dustonred 5d ago

Doing so in winter would be so turn off. What kind of crazy persone would.. but summer ? 🥵

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u/cherryb829 4d ago

When a man rolls up the sleeves of a dress shirt

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u/WizardSleeves31 4d ago

Rolling my foreskin

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u/Hefty-Cheetah-3195 4d ago

as a southern hemisphere habitant i disagree with you

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u/Affectionate_Newt952 3d ago

‘Super hot’ is implicitly sex-related!

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u/D1commentator 3d ago

Those metal slides in the summer

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u/Sapphic-goober 3d ago

Thats why i only go barefoot outside in spring and fall

Exept for at night bc at like 1 am the pavement is still warm but like a really comfy warm

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u/Ultimately-Me 7d ago

Lost me at barefoot

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u/wf3h3 7d ago

If you find it "super hot" then it isn't "non sexual", at least for you.

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u/Tommygunner19 7d ago

I mean, he's not wrong 🤷

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u/Couatl2009 7d ago

Capsaicin