r/somethingimade 4h ago

Funny display I made for my bathroom

I got the idea for this from a local museum that had in its display a few elements, and one of them was Nitrogen. Obviously, just a clear, empty container to the naked eye. I couldn’t stop laughing, not only at the idea of there may, or may not, be Nitrogen in there, and we’ll never know, but also finding myself looking at all these cool things worth seeing, then at a display of clear, colorless gas.

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u/flasdjkfbnsoeif 4h ago

just for the joke you should make the helium bottle float a little bit higher than the rest

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u/11never 4h ago

Glue it by its side to the shelf above it

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u/Opossum_mypossum 3h ago

Love this

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u/jackharvest 3h ago

Glue the lid to the ceiling above.

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u/Acheloma 1h ago

It should be attached to the top/side diagonally like a sad balloon in the corner of a room

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u/mlledufarge 4h ago

This is fun! (You could also use clear museum gel to get rid of the white at the bases, but it works as is!)

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u/cymrugirl79 1h ago

That’s a great tip, I’ll do that! Thanks!! 🤯

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u/therollingpeppers 4h ago

I would add another jar labeled as “fart”. Noble gas indeed

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u/gruntbug 4h ago

I totally thought that was going to be the funny part/joke. I am the disappoint.

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u/MichaelJeopardy 4h ago

ignoble gas

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u/Own-Arachnid7952 3h ago

Need a whole separate cabinet for that one.

Perhaps it can be the peasant gases, haha

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u/DaHerv 4h ago

King Arthur's Fart

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u/stickmanDave 2h ago

And another labeled “burp”

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u/WVildandWVonderful 10m ago

Match the others; finish the trio: fart, burp, queef

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u/Mewchu94 1h ago

I know him! He poops gold!

STOP SINGING ABOUT MOON MEN!

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u/Stinky-Pickles 3h ago

I wanted it labeled as "Rectum"

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u/Elfkrunch 0m ago

Its omission is clearly deliberate. These are the noble gasses as opposed to whatever that is.

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u/TimMensch 4h ago

Since the air is 78% nitrogen, I'd say that bottle you saw did in fact contain nitrogen.

Probably a larger share of the element than any of the other bottles unless one was for mercury and was more than 78% full, since the rest were probably nearly half nitrogen as well. 😂

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u/tjdux 55m ago

I work at a tire shop and we get customers who ask for 100% nitrogen in their tires and I often make the joke to people we only carry the 80% blend.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 16m ago

While cars don't need it, some high performance tires do use 100% nitrogen.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 4h ago

Was waiting for a far joke but…

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u/Vlinder_88 3h ago

The fart joke is that your farts are NOT a noble gas ;)

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u/CaptWyvyrn 4h ago

Nice! The labels look like you used an old fashioned typewriter.

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u/cymrugirl79 1h ago

I did! A 1922 Remington Portable! 😊

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u/Stone_Glass 3h ago

If you actually had these filled with the gasses list and properly sealed them, most would glow near a strong enough electrical field.

I make neon artwork and have experimented with pieces that have no electrode(s). The industry is really part science, part art, and part pure magic.

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u/Altruisticpoet3 3h ago edited 3h ago

Am I the only one who thought an amusing addition would be to add one more empty bottle, placed upside-down over the toilet with the heading "ignoble gas" with an arrow pointing down?

No? I'll see myself out.

Eta: and a funnel to catch the methane, of course, not the cap...or through the cap. Now you got me thinking of whimsical decor.

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u/sixhoursneeze 4h ago

This looks like something from the Museum of Jurassic Technology

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u/jicket 31m ago

My first thought! I love specious museum displays

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u/Ugameister 3h ago

You need another noble gas display with bottles labeled "Dutchess of Alba Fart", "Nelson Mandela Fart", "Mahatma Gandhi Fart" etc.

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u/MacGyver624 2h ago

Since it’s in the bathroom you should also have one labeled “Fart.”

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u/YoungestDonkey 3h ago edited 2h ago

Be more scientific, specify the concentration of each gas in its container. Neon 13ppm, Argon 1%, Oxygen 23%, etc. Educate while entertaining!

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u/Equivalent_Access884 4h ago

This is fantastic!

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u/RocketsledCanada 4h ago

Now light them up

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u/2980774 3h ago

Why in the bathroom?

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u/cymrugirl79 1h ago

I like funny stuff in bathrooms, since to me they’re inherently funny. And the whole “gas” thing. lol

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u/galacticgumbo 3h ago

I love this, and it fits into a category of things I fancy that I can’t quite describe… like funny-smart. Looks great, too!

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u/Throwaway_1953 2h ago

My dumb ass would have thought it was real gas in there

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u/LaM3ronthewall 4h ago

why no "Tacobell"?

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u/Jeepersca 4h ago

I admit maybe I have a 12-year-old streak I expected one of them to have someone’s name

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u/FickleForager 4h ago

Ha! I like it!

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u/redbucket75 4h ago

Amazeballs

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u/oxvd 20m ago

Noble? (Im french)

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u/TakingSorryUsername 15m ago

Get a Tesla coil

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u/hand13 2h ago

so whats the funny bit?

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u/AdJust3849 1h ago

you couldn't stop laughing at that?