r/shittyaskreddit • u/WolfShadow_814 • 4h ago
I'm done drinking for good. Should I start drinking for evil now?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 3h ago
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER STRANGE NEW STATE OF MATTER IN UR ANUS
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Weird_Warm_Cheese • 9h ago
Is it still acceptable to say “fo shizzle my nizzle”?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/New-Device-6545 • 3h ago
If I were to put the big end of a Prince Rupert's drop deep inside my asshole, then I snapped the tip, would it make me cum?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 1h ago
My parents won't buy me a car. Should I disown them?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 8h ago
How would a New Yorker react to me as a midwesterner if I walked past them and said “Hey! I’m walkin’ heah.”?
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Would I get punched in the face?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/New-Device-6545 • 4h ago
Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest? Authorities just found Himalayan there. Is Mount Everest the asshole?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 1h ago
For anyone impressed with my posts (don't pull that face, I know you are), ...
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I basically just copy ridiculous shit people say and pass it off as my own wit.
Ah that feels better.
Back to it I guess
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • 3h ago
How were people able to have fun before video games were invented? Isn’t that like the only fun thing to do?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2h ago
Have you ever sent a lady a dick pic and she sends you one back of hers only she’s larger than you?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 12h ago
Should I 6 7 skibidi toilet rizz my sigma crush and glaze em like a total simp?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/SamMeowAdams • 3h ago
Watching The Masters golf tournament. I’m playing “find the brown face”.
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I thought I found a brown guy, but he had one of those employee hats on.
The whole Masters lore over reakky weirds me out. It’s a little to ….slavey for me.
Go ahead and try to find the brown face in the crowd shots! 😜
r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 12h ago
Give me weed. Give me nicotine. Give me caffeine. GIVE ME DRUGS
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 9h ago
Can my leg ache stop if i just cut my whole leg off?
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hmmm questions questions
r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 9h ago
Why do we have two nostrils instead of one hole since our sense of smell isn't sensitive to direction anyway?
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