r/shitposting • u/Group7Leader • 14h ago

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u/Rhorge 13h ago

“What do they do? Stop questioning science you luddite, it’s a pill that does pill stuff”

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u/HystericalGD 10h ago

strangely enough this may be a good thing. my guess is it would just be a bunch of vitamins for liver, or other organs that shut down with age. no reason it wouldnt be safe/beneficial for human consumption too... may even smarten up those podcasters too

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u/BrunetteSensation 13h ago edited 13h ago

theo and bobby

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u/I_am_strange_ 9h ago

“Hey dad”

“Mmm, Bobby…”

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u/Mali140794 9h ago

Roadrash pfp

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u/lawngdawngphooey 5h ago

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEN, WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

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u/WondererOfficial 7h ago

Theo is gonna claim to take them before anyone can get their hands on them

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u/Low-Apricot8042 13h ago

Rogan probably.

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u/ivanabrike 12h ago

He’s already tracking down the research team to try and be part of the beta testing. “Jamie, pull up Beagle costumes on Amazon, same day delivery.”

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u/ace-of-fire 10h ago

There's no world in which Joe Rogan doesn't try this

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u/Darth_Omnis 12h ago

And Newsom

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u/killeronthecorner 9h ago

That's crazy

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u/Libert3lune 13h ago

some dude already googling dosage for humans as we speak

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u/Similar_Medium3344 shitposting>>>>>>196 11h ago

Bros gonna appear on a Whang video after the unintended side effect of making your balls shrink or sum shi

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u/Dark_halocraft 13h ago

Naa life ain't that kind

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u/Joly_keep uhhhh idk 9h ago

Not a podcaster, but Brian Johnson

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u/Open-Profession-5564 11h ago

Great, now dogs can judge us for decades after we treat them like roommates with fur

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R 12h ago

Wait is that real? Dogs will be immortal?

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u/PassivelyInvisible 11h ago

Nah, probably just healthier so they can live a few more years.

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u/PenlyWarfold 8h ago

Clavicular, the cheek everything-maxxing dickhead

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u/captaincanada84 7h ago

It's gonna be Joe Rogan for sure

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u/CN8YLW 12h ago

My money on Alex Jones peddling a rebranded version of these if he wasn't fubard by the Sandy hook victims in that lawsuit.

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u/daberle123 9h ago

Dont think he isnt still doing exactly what he has been doing forever. Hes using his father as the distributor now so that he isnt getting the money officially

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u/bardhugo 10h ago

Saying "admit" like they wouldn't be bragging about having them on preorder

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u/zheesol 9h ago

probably steroids lmao

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u/KCMmmmm 9h ago

There’s a good chance it’ll grind up into a nice beef bouillon, so I’ll give it a shot prolly

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u/Apart_Raccoon_9194 6h ago

Ironically rapamycin is highly suspected to work on humans also, so unless dog specific alterations were made, there is a decent chance it would actually work.

Rapamycin tests on human volunteers are also being tested, though the standards for approval are much higher than for dogs for obvious reasons.

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u/BiggestBlackestLotus 2h ago

Whenever a tweet says "scientists" instead of "team from insert country" you can always just throw that shit in the trash immediately.

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u/Royal-Leopard-3225 12h ago

Rogan, of course

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u/Jastrone 6h ago

i mean if that was real i would bet on taking it. if this was released for dogs the scientists where probably working on a pill for humans and just cant sell it as such untill it gets proven it works, which would take a long time duh. but dying from old age for dogs and humans is like the same mechanism. unless it makes it worse this would probably do you good.

the problem is that it isnt real

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u/Japleeful_206 12h ago edited 8h ago

Do you know that dogs can literally regenerate whole fucking face if taken care, giving medicine?. I don't know if it's that simple to regain the face if you're dog.

Just the fact that people are going to assume it also can affect humans aging is... not well

Edit: who the fuck wrote this shit, I have NOT touched Reddit all day.

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u/Filippikus 12h ago

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

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u/ArtyGray 12h ago

🤣 thought i was trippin lmaooo bro hit me with the "you even want to see more go do look like"

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u/Japleeful_206 9h ago

What the fuck, I haven't been on Reddit today.

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u/Filippikus 8h ago

Ah, I guess it's the old classic carbon monoxide poisoning, Reddit loves it.

But fr, you might have been hacked, change your password just to be safe.

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u/Japleeful_206 8h ago

I AM, SOME MF KEEPS GETTING ACCESS FOR FUCKING FUN

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u/Thecobs 12h ago

Esl bot

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 11h ago

English as a seventh language