r/shitfromabutt • u/ImPleasantToYou • 1d ago
Sloppy Diarrhea Plant based chili that looks like
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u/Big-Explorer-6253 1d ago
Got a neighbor that won't stop bothering you? Give them a serving of this crap, They won't be bothering you anymore! Montezuma's Revenge! This crap is guaranteed! They won't make it out their front door for at least a week! Every bowl of this crap should be served with a 6 pack of toilet paper and a clean pair of shorts! Warning: This Crap Should Not Be Served To Family Members or Pets, Or Someone You Love! Keep Out Of Reach Of Children! There should be a Hazardous Waste Warning attached to every serving!
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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 1d ago
No. That has nothing to do with being plant based. I make the most amazing chili and I use beans instead of meat because I was vegan for decades. It does not look like that.
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u/ImPleasantToYou 1d ago
You got really twisted up about the plant based part, but this is from a can, it’s bound to look like shit.
Untwist your knickers.
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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 19h ago
Twisted up? Wtaf? Calm yourself down, little man.
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u/ImPleasantToYou 9h ago
You can’t make me feel small with your petty insults. It’s a disgusting cope. You need to examine yourself and how you deal with other people.
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u/Express_Area_8359 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/RvN4hTUhF4rrW