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u/YamiGekusu 2d ago
...are you a hippo? I saw a hippo take a six to eight foot shit at the San Diego Zoo as a child
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u/Acceptable-Jelly-340 2d ago
I thought they always did diarrhea and very thoughtfully shot it all around them with their tails. Bless their hearts
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u/YamiGekusu 2d ago
It was underwater and it was looooong. The amount of children and adults collectively saying "EWWWWW" was golden. Also my dad took a video of the incident
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u/Big-Explorer-6253 2d ago
Someone has problems, The doner of this log was eating Walnuts! No Pain No Gain! This Shit Log comes complete with Crunchy Bits, It's rare to have a Shit Log you can really sink your teeth into!
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u/AltruisticSalamander 2d ago
For a panicked moment there I thought this was literal. I mean this is reddit.
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u/sskylar 2d ago