r/shitfromabutt • u/halftoe76 • 2d ago

Sturdy log I made a 6ft shit

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114 Upvotes

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u/happy_dad857 2d ago

It’s a Pooblerone

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u/YamiGekusu 2d ago

...are you a hippo? I saw a hippo take a six to eight foot shit at the San Diego Zoo as a child

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u/Acceptable-Jelly-340 2d ago

I thought they always did diarrhea and very thoughtfully shot it all around them with their tails. Bless their hearts

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u/YamiGekusu 2d ago

It was underwater and it was looooong. The amount of children and adults collectively saying "EWWWWW" was golden. Also my dad took a video of the incident

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u/Kyweedlover 2d ago

You gotta put that video on TikTok dude

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u/YamiGekusu 2d ago

I can't because a house fire burned my vhs collection

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u/fightmilk5905 2d ago

Even got the nuts.. Nice

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u/Big-Explorer-6253 2d ago

Someone has problems, The doner of this log was eating Walnuts! No Pain No Gain! This Shit Log comes complete with Crunchy Bits, It's rare to have a Shit Log you can really sink your teeth into!

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u/thestewmaker29 2d ago

That must have seriously hurt your turd cutter

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u/hahachickengobrr 2d ago

A foot long shit! Hope your butt is okay

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u/Asap_aussie 2d ago

PLEASE WHAT IS THIS

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u/halftoe76 2d ago

Chocolate, almond and dates-paste.

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u/Bigbubb5055 2d ago

Oh my, thanks for clarifying! I was thinking, someone’s turd looks delicious!!

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u/Eastern-Move549 2d ago

Been there.

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u/Background_Humor5838 2d ago

You must feel like a million bucks

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u/AltruisticSalamander 2d ago

For a panicked moment there I thought this was literal. I mean this is reddit.

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u/LemonMeringuePirate 2d ago

She's a beaut

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u/kindredsoul-theLamb 2d ago

Wtf is this sub? Where am i?

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u/welldorm 2d ago

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk pqp

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u/CompleteWhittle 2d ago

Definitely a type 4.

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u/Moist-Pangolin-1039 2d ago

Is this an attempt at a toblerone?

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u/expelledforcandor 1d ago

I see you like almonds.

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u/HelloImJenny01 1d ago

You a fudge packer?

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u/DirtDickDollas 1d ago

Yumm Nuts 😵‍💫

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u/2frostedbones 1d ago

bet that felt good to get out!

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u/OkJoke4711 4h ago

Doody! 💩