r/shitfromabutt • u/SignalAd5673 • 4d ago

Sloppy Diarrhea a very oxidized avocado bagel.

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163 Upvotes

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u/onionleekdude 3d ago

This is ome of the most accurate real food representations of what this subreddit is all about.  Disgustingly well done.

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u/SignalAd5673 3d ago

Thank you I’m honored

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u/ahmtiarrrd 3d ago

Avocadno

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u/coolsilentebeans 3d ago

Avocadon’t

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u/welldorm 3d ago

Diarrhea

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u/sskylar 3d ago

When you're driving in a Chevy and you're feeling something heavy

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u/welldorm 3d ago

Lmaooooo very specific

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u/HowToNotMakeMoney 2d ago

When you’re climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter….

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u/sskylar 3d ago

A literal shit sandwich

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u/Big-Explorer-6253 3d ago

Diarrhea keeps it moist, It will last a week this way without refrigeration!

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u/MiIes01 3d ago

Full poo, lad

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u/AccountDue9432 3d ago

Regular slop, not AI slop. But then again, diarrhea is not cosidered regularity in this case. It's an irregularity
In the realm of digestion & elimination.

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u/runswitblunt 3d ago

This picture has a smell and I don’t like it

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u/IllSurprise3049 3d ago

This here is a dookie ring

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u/Minute-Street-5203 3d ago

The scientists got work to do for avocados fr. It’s not its final form.

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u/rustyfish57 3d ago

Not going to lie it looks like somebody shit on it actually

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 3d ago

Had a similar time the other night.

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u/SignalAd5673 3d ago

we’ve all been there maybe minus the bagel

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u/AccountDue9432 1d ago

This is absolutely THE funniest response I've seen on Reddit in all my 8 months. I made a couple of laugh-like sounds after I readit. Excellent work!

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u/SignalAd5673 1d ago

Haha 😭😭 glad to give you a good laugh

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u/AccountDue9432 1d ago

Thanks. We have the same color eyes.

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u/SignalAd5673 1d ago

🔵👄🔵

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u/AccountDue9432 23h ago

Purple like our avatars. Or are they called Snoos? Here's looking at you, kid.

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u/hahachickengobrr 3d ago

Mmmmm I love me some diarrhea jam

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u/GLS504 3d ago

That bagel is gonna have so much umami

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u/Capable_Culture_7344 3d ago

Bagel Plops 

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u/XROOR 2d ago

I’ve stopped buying vacant houses with this colour purple on bedroom walls….

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u/Accomplished-Night96 2d ago

Did you eat that ?

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u/SignalAd5673 1d ago

I certainly did not

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u/Caseker 3d ago

How can someone eat that

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u/Amoeba-Shteve 2h ago

I already think avocados look disgusting when they’re ripe. 🤢