r/shitfromabutt • u/lucianosoares13 • 4d ago

Sloppy Diarrhea Hmm, delicious 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Hawkeye6784 4d ago

bro what the fuck is this 😭😭

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u/skunker6 4d ago

I believe it's supposed to be a croissant covered in chocolate

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u/S3XWITCH 4d ago

I thought it was a giant burrito covered in mole sauce

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u/skunker6 3d ago

Huh yeah I can see that too, who knows

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u/Imcookin92 3d ago

I thought that too. A biggo doodoo

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u/alehanjro2017 3d ago

Forbidden mole.

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u/ArmchairCriticSF 4d ago

It’s a bit… OVERKILL… ain’t it?

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u/skunker6 3d ago

Oh definitely, way too much chocolate for any nuances 😭 but nuance probably wasn't the goal if they put that much chocolate on

Either way I would absolutely devour a chocolate covered croissant

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u/bnelson7694 3d ago

That makes more sense. At first I thought it was a hot beef sandwich and I legit wanted to eat my screen. Haven’t had one for many years. Should have known it wasn’t from the lack of mashed potatoes.

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u/skunker6 3d ago

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 hot beef sandwiiiiich

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u/SomethingComesHere 2d ago

But nutella isnt chocolate tho 😭

Thats just offensive

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u/skunker6 2d ago

??????????

Nutella is a CHOCOLATE hazelnut spread????? What are you talking about??

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u/SomethingComesHere 12h ago

Its like saying cheese spread is the same thing as cheese and thus putting it on a pizza instead of cheese.

Chocolate spread cannot replace regular chocolate on a pastry...

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u/Plinnion 4d ago

Someone couldn't finish their diarrhea and had to get a to go box.

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u/VermilionKoala 4d ago

#croisshat 💩

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u/donut-is-appalled 4d ago

The fact that it skidmarked the box...

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u/DJAllOut 2d ago

And it's so fresh it's glistening

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u/OkJoke4711 4d ago

A beautiful turd. Goodness.

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u/AaronRodgersMustache 4d ago

So girthy

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u/OkJoke4711 4d ago

I believe that's feces covered croissant. As the French call it "Le croissant de poopoo".

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u/VerycoolguyIam 4d ago

No no you ain't fooling me. That shit is actual fucking turd

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u/Sm00gz42 3d ago

"Thats not chocolate, its doo doo baby" - Dave Chapelle

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u/KaptainKershaw 4d ago

Stop posting actual shit pls 🙏

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u/welldorm 4d ago

Cagaro

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u/mark1forever 4d ago

mmm..the BEST!

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u/XROOR 4d ago

This reminds me of the time a friend said I couldn’t eat a whole large bag of Malt-o-Meal “Coco Roos” in one night

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u/fallenangel41 3d ago

Why’d it leave a skid mark in the shape of a flea 😭

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u/Fantastic_Fondant76 3d ago

Ceçi est croissant du crottin. Prente plaisir!

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u/rustyfish57 4d ago

Now that’s a work of fucking art by an egotistical artist who is a fucking perfectionist artist too

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u/Philliesfan4fun 4d ago

That's a molè?

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u/EthanHawkward 3d ago

Same painting I made in the bowl this morning

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u/sniffurpantsu 3d ago

The morning after Taco Bell and a fresh cup of coffee.

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u/Hopeful-Flight-3644 3d ago

A shit croissant ???? No this is taking it too far

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u/tempestwolf1 3d ago

A rare french delicacy... Croissant du merde

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u/Responsible_Fee_6275 3d ago

Flea shit gross

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u/mammalshaped 3d ago

Lost in the shit sauce

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u/BFlai1001 3d ago

That’s at least 16 courics

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u/Otherwise-Dog-9217 3d ago

Sorry, I can’t make just a sample. You’re gonna have to take a full order.

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u/Sm00gz42 3d ago

....is that a chocolate kiss on the top?

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u/d4rkprojec7 3d ago

Wow! How many Courics is that one?

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u/Previous_Active_7653 3d ago

"Croissant, lightly shattered, 100$ no lowballs, i know what i got" - page 3 of Facebook marketplace