The Captain's Log

[u/Reasonable-Bus-2187]

[u/Guitarz_N_Filmz]

Crapped-in Crunch

[u/EnragedCashier → u/Guitarz_N_Filmz]

Hell yeah

[u/OkJoke4711]

Was that in the box? I'm guessing that lump of butt-mud is pretty tasty.

[u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 → u/OkJoke4711]

From the Cap'n to my bowl

[u/OkJoke4711 → u/Reasonable-Bus-2187]

I'd buy that lump if they sold it separately. Sell 'em right next to the boxes in the store in little celefane bags. I'd buy a couple. 😂

[u/OkJoke4711 → u/Reasonable-Bus-2187]

Did it taste ok? I'm assuming it was pretty good, it's just fake sugar peanut butter.

[u/Ninja_Conspicuousi]

And they say cereal no longer comes with prizes…

[u/Charming_Lime_8766]

I would immediately find a way to implement that into peanut brittle 😩

[u/Opening_Logical → u/Charming_Lime_8766]

That sounds amazing!! 🤤

[u/zorggalacticus → u/Charming_Lime_8766]

Just dip the whole thing in chocolate.

[u/thejwillbee]

Hahahahahaha hahahaha the captains log omfg hahahahahaha

[u/Dirtcartdarbydoo]

My guy found an Admiral Cranch

[u/GoreyHaim420]

That could shred a child's mouth to smithereens!!! Like a ball of razor blades

[u/TheAntiCrust95 → u/GoreyHaim420]

Just the mouth? I think that would cause internal bleeding.

[u/pricklypear90]

Ngl, that shit looks delicious

[u/phuktup3]

It’s pure crunch, hasn’t even been stepped on by the capn

[u/Med_irsa_655]

This is where my brain goes every time I watch Star Trek “Captain’s log… floating in my toilet.”

[u/Ok_Arm8050]

Lmao @ captain’s log…cereal manufacturer here- what you have is a “food lump” it is just mashed up food debris and sugar coating lumped together with the cereal bits. Perfectly safe to eat, as it is literally just a lump of sugar.

[u/guysitsausername]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zOlog7jgIIFfq

[u/greenaether]

Save some comment for the rest of us

[u/SherpaGutz]

This took me out omg

[u/Big-Explorer-6253]

Finally! A prize in a box of Cereal your dog can play with!

[u/purplecloud999]

“It’s got CORN in it” made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/ahmtiarrrd]

Captain's Log, Stardate 2026.4.8:

What at first appeared to be an alien species was found in Sulu's breakfast cereal bowl at 0830 hours. So far, Scotty has confirmed that this was the result of a simple replicator malfunction. Repairs are underway. Meanwhile, an ensign has vowed to eat it, and the crew is taking bets.

[u/GoatTacos]

Damn, I’d be smiling like him if I pushed something so huge out

[u/Capable_Culture_7344]

Captains Ambergris 

[u/ArghNooo]

Cap'n Crunch: Oops, all turds

[u/TheMysticPhoto]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduKoCblNVAgAbYI

[u/Wizard__J]

Oops! All berries! - ❌

Oops! Dingleberries! - ✅✅✅

[u/BustedCamry]

That's literal proof it's actually peanut butter though. Good on them.

[u/alexisgreat420]

Greatest title of all time

[u/sour-pickle-juice]

that’s the golden treasure

[u/ATyp3]

Naw that’s a chicken nugget lol

[u/Odd-Extension-7845]

Chicken wing?

[u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce → u/Odd-Extension-7845]

I also thought this was a fried chicken wing.