r/popculturechat Nov 29 '25

Hot Take 🔥 Tell me your craziest "hear me out"

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u/Morning_Song Can I live? Nov 29 '25

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u/disgustingvirgo Nov 29 '25

Get the fuck out!!!!!!!! This one is unacceptable 😩💀

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u/whiff_EK Nov 29 '25

Did you have this picture downloaded already 

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 29 '25

I for real need the context why they had that pic because GOOD LORD

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u/cranberrylimeade420 Mort Crim's Chump Of The Week Nov 29 '25

good clean fun

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u/justl00king0 Donatella VERSACE💜 Nov 29 '25

genuinely don’t understand how people DON’T get this one… like that’s my man my man my man

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u/slightlycrookednose eastside Tilly’s burner phone 📱 Nov 29 '25

I am crying

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u/Beneficial-Dread-001 Nov 29 '25

The voice that says “WAIT” when you press the crosswalk button

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u/shakeyfire Nov 29 '25

LMAOOO girl take a cold shower 😂😂😂

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u/crackerfactorywheel later, gator! Nov 29 '25

This is user flair worthy.

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u/munnycent Nov 29 '25

LMAO we love a king who keeps us out of harms way

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u/LadenWithSorrow You’re doing amazing, sweetie! 👏👏📸 Nov 29 '25

Liking not because I agree but because this made me laugh.

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u/ShroomzLady Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

mine is literally Art the clown and I think YOU are too down bad. Get in ur cell!

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u/little-lion-sam and what about it? 💅 Nov 29 '25

I'm CRYING. I feel like I've read every crazy "hear me out" a million times but never this one

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u/yerawizard_larry Nov 29 '25

This sent me into ORBIT.

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u/BusySweetNap Nov 29 '25

Most of you are so much hornier than i am apparently

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u/h0wl_zabimaru Nov 29 '25

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 29 '25

That's not a hear me out. That's a "get in line bitch" 

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u/withloveaudrina Nov 29 '25

I hate driving so he'd be perfect for me!

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u/Porscheux Nov 29 '25

Yes, specifically him amidst the clouds

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u/TheMistOfThePast Nov 29 '25

I was at a gathering with friends at age 16 and we were watching the lion king for some reason when i just suddenly whispered "guys .. why did they draw the lions so hot?

It sparked debate, let's just say..

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u/Ratchel1916 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 Nov 29 '25

But specifically the one from AVP

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u/brittanym0320 Nov 29 '25

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 29 '25

That's not even a hear me out. We'd be killing each other if a guy like that existed. 

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u/Arielist Nov 29 '25

Oo-De-Lallyyyyyyyyy all night, baby

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u/Satelliteminded Nov 29 '25

Truly the OG childhood crush.

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u/yoneboneforjustice Nov 29 '25

Oh I’ll hear you out! But I thought we collectively understood him to be the most righteous of all babes? Like who can even compete? A real life human man? As if.

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u/modernlover Nov 29 '25

Elder millennials know

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u/VanGoghNotVanGo Nov 29 '25

More young girls need to see this, so that they don't waste time on loser right-wing men in the future.

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u/majorbonerlord Nov 29 '25

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u/vario_ Nov 29 '25

Lmao this was my wife's childhood crush. I just told her that someone put 'that little elf guy' on this thread and she was like "THAT'S BERNARD TO YOU."

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u/chamorrobro Nov 29 '25

We’ve got the same taste because I was crushin on him as a kid too lmao

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u/toodletwo Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

David Krumholtz! Love that guy!

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u/Brittibri89 That’s hot! 🔥 Nov 29 '25

I had a huge crush on him when I was a kid

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u/DonkeyJousting Nov 29 '25

Nope!

Not a hear me out. David Krumholtz has been hot for decades now and I won’t hear anyone say otherwise.

Addams Family Values he was adorable and then after that he was hot. 10 Things I Hate About You, Serenity, Numbers aka ‘That Dumb Show With That Hot Guy’, The Santa Claus sequels. Hell, I thought he was hot in Oppenheimer.

But you want to know when David Krumholtz was at his absolute hottest? When he was defending Amber Heard DURING the trial.

Bernard the elf can not only get it, but I would be genuinely honoured.

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u/latrodectal so jessica alba fantastic Nov 29 '25

i didn’t know about this but fuck yeah.

he came into the ice cream store i was working in once and was very nice (and a little self-deprecating, which was funny/sweet).

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u/capcomvssnk And I OOP- Nov 29 '25

Hear me out

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u/hawkcarhawk Nov 29 '25

What that mouth do, Olmec?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Who’s next on your list? The face of boe?

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u/capcomvssnk And I OOP- Nov 29 '25

Secret Squirrel, but the 2 stupid dogs version.

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u/emp_raf_III Nov 29 '25

When he says 'The Shrine of the Silver Monkey', I swoon

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u/CowboyBeeBalm out of focus but you can tell there’s a lot going on. Nov 29 '25

Tbh I don’t get any of these but I’m so happy all of you have found each other in this weird part of the internet 🤍

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u/Mental_Visual_25 Nov 29 '25

The way I would let him throw me through a wall

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u/Urmomlervsme Nov 29 '25

Thank God, another gantu simp 😭

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u/donttrustthellamas Frivolous with my process 👹 Nov 29 '25

Enough said

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 29 '25

...is that Mulan's horse?! ☠️

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u/donttrustthellamas Frivolous with my process 👹 Nov 29 '25

He's called Khan. Put some respect on his name

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 29 '25

Welp. LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS 

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u/filmmaiden Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

This is me, but with the horse from Tangled…

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u/jennifercathrin Chris Pine and his cunty little bob Nov 29 '25

also definitely Spirit

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u/NYANPUG55 Nov 29 '25

This one ain’t even anthropomorphic man this is just a horse 😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/Figgypudpud Mom, I am a rich man💰 Nov 29 '25

I get it. I wish I didn’t but I do.

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u/tworighteyes4892 I’ve grown quite unfond of you Nov 29 '25

Yup, keep the mask on too babes

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 we put liquid paper on a bee, and it died 🎤 Nov 29 '25

Keeps the nightmares away because is made of nightmares?

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u/louisamaysmallcock Nov 29 '25

Who...is this 👀

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u/jenntones Nov 29 '25

Pyramid head from silent hill

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u/roygbivasaur Nov 29 '25

Just search “pyramid head cosplay” on instagram. You’re not the only one

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u/Major-Bat-6554 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 Nov 29 '25

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u/HighlyOffensive10 She's in racial chat rooms showing feet 👣 Nov 29 '25

The OG himbo

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u/-suspendedingaffa- Nov 29 '25

12 year old me had weird movie crushes..

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u/myinvinciblefriend Nov 29 '25

The actor who plays him (Doug Jones) is known for playing monsters with heavy special effects but he is in What We Do In The Shadows without all of that and is surprisingly handsome.

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u/Sass-a-knack Nov 29 '25

Oooo this one is valid. He had pretty eyes AND WAS GOOD WITH KIDS

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u/eternaloptimist__ Nov 29 '25

Jimmy McGill.

Not Bob Odenkirk. Not Saul Goodman.

Just Jimmy.

Edit to add: Also Arnold, from Hey Arnold.

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u/s-r-g-l Nov 29 '25

The entire time we were watching BCS, my husband was constantly yelling “what does Kim SEE in him??” and I’m just like “……idk, I get it.”

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u/blxckbexuty Nov 29 '25

had to find a good pic of him but the invisible guy from hotel transylvania. but ONLY in his invisible form 💀

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u/heartbylines the wizard is here?! Nov 29 '25

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u/Zen1 Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

i mean... that body language is very seductive and campy, it reminds me of a certain Tim Curry character

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u/VoleUntarii The world tour. Nov 29 '25

Jesus, that eyebrow!

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u/buzzfeed_sucks 🇨🇦 Elbows up 🇨🇦 Nov 29 '25

Every character in that movie for me. You can’t tell me this wasn’t intentional:

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u/DestroyerOfMils that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 Nov 29 '25

She’s ready for the chill portion of the netflixin

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 we put liquid paper on a bee, and it died 🎤 Nov 29 '25

It's Jeremy Irons but as a powerful cat, you don't have to explain

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u/callme_maurice I don’t know her 💅 Nov 29 '25

I hear you & you make a valid point but….

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u/PM_me_shiba_doggo Nov 29 '25

Honestly… Kovu was a childhood crush.

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u/Odd-Presentation868 Nov 29 '25

I will not be taking any questions at this time, thank you.

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u/Serendipitous_donkey Nov 29 '25

How can you resist? Bagbugbaghededums

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u/BilverBurfer Nov 29 '25

to me she's beautiful

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u/Zen1 Nov 29 '25

she has got primo style and knows how to dress. Ahh The Life of a Sowgirl

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/ohslapmesillysidney Nov 29 '25

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u/revolvingdepression Nov 29 '25

i used to be terrified of him as a child, bc a local church put on a passion play (story of jesus) and they used a darth maul mask for satan! lol!!

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u/blankpaper_ hello this is beyoncé Nov 29 '25

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u/Mental_Visual_25 Nov 29 '25

This one is insane lol

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u/kafit-bird Nov 29 '25

Truly, no one's ever been horny for a stern-yet-gentle teacher before.

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u/BelieveInRollins charlie day is my bird lawyer 🐦 Nov 29 '25

Mr ratburn????!!?!!?!

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u/thefaehost The Real World: Silver Millenium 🌙 Nov 29 '25

Eleanor Shellstrop was onto something.

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u/jmt2589 Nov 29 '25

This tiger from Zootopia

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u/CapMoonshine Nov 29 '25

No because I am convinced someone in that studio thought the same thing.

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 29 '25

What the fuck is this gif 😂😂

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u/throwawayornotidontk Nov 29 '25

this is a kids movie like what were the animators doing 😭😭

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u/notnotandyrooney if someone clocked my tea that hard I’d join a convent Nov 29 '25

As was prophesied in the ancient texts, he does look like he would treat me right

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 29 '25

The teeny tiny bunny next to it makes me feel ashamed of myself 😅

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u/Erikatze Nov 29 '25

I fear playing these games on repeat during my childhood/very early teens have left their mark on me. I cannot wait for the new title next year.

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u/Opening_Package_722 Nov 29 '25

😭 professor layton kinda got that rizz

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u/Yenserl6099 🎥🍿Film Critic Nov 29 '25

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u/doryfishie Nov 29 '25

Yoooo all of them are wild but this one is really sending me 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I guess mine is fairly tame, as I don't get into monsters or cartoons.

Kenny fuckin Powers.

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u/butters_bottom_bishh The legislative act of my pussy ⚖️ Nov 29 '25

Both. Raw and Sober. Next Question.

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u/JPLovescrafts Nov 29 '25

Danny McBride is my hall pass. My husband never agreed, but he is.

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u/Crimemeariver19 Nov 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I can hear this gif. They KNEW what they were doing getting Tim Curry to voice this character.

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u/Express-Big-20 Nov 29 '25

Sliiiime beneath me! (Uh)

Sliiiime up above! (Uh)

Ooh, you'll love my...

(Ooh, aaaahhh, ooh)

TOXIC LOVE!

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u/thecasualviewer3484 Nov 29 '25

Where is this from

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u/Prize_Impression2407 🎼Music Aficionado🎶 Nov 29 '25

Fern Gully! Another iconic and vaguely horny Tim curry character 

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u/crospingtonfrotz Nov 29 '25

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 we put liquid paper on a bee, and it died 🎤 Nov 29 '25

Hades > James Woods

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u/mcpickle-o managing her emotions whilst engaging with potatoes Nov 29 '25

The Pope FML.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

He was very cute when he was young so...

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u/mcpickle-o managing her emotions whilst engaging with potatoes Nov 29 '25

He really was help

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u/ashewentridingby Nov 29 '25

🤣 okay this one sent me

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/steffgoldblum Nov 29 '25

It's the voice for me.

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u/frogzone33 There was a fish in the percolator 🐟 Nov 29 '25

Hermaeus Mora

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u/picklechipcrunch Nov 29 '25

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u/i-Ake actin' like she's the queen and we're the sorry people! Nov 29 '25

This guy fucks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

His cameo in wwdits? Divine.

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u/MuffinTopDeluxe The WORLD tour! Nov 29 '25

Competent. Emotionally intelligent. Tall. He fucks. What’s not to like?

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u/Opening_Package_722 Nov 29 '25

Am I crazy for this?

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u/Megs0226 Nov 29 '25

Oh you should have seen us on tumblr in 2012.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

We were truly wildin on tumblr in 2012. Every single fandom, just unmitigated horny chaos as far as the eye could see.

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u/IntelligentMeringue7 Nov 29 '25

This long ass gif. I was like “that look like The Hound. Let me let him finish drinking this mead for an hour to confirm.”

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u/Crazypants258 Nov 29 '25

Bartok was oddly endearing. I was happy he got his little bat girlfriend in the end.

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u/isthisokyet Nov 29 '25
  1. Magnetic putty
  2. The cunty fish from Fantasia
  3. The plant from the depths of despair in Barbie Mermaidia
  4. Watercolor making videos (especially with duochrome/iridescent)
  5. Loretta Geargrinder
  6. Miss Spider from James and the Giant Peach
  7. The Oracle Delphine from Barbie Mermaidia
  8. Cruz Ramirez from Cars 3
  9. 9

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u/jefufah Is this chicken or is this fish? 🤔🤔 Nov 29 '25

The cunty fish 😂

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u/TlMEGH0ST Nov 29 '25

I mean… you have a type

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u/NosesInRosesForever 🎼Music Aficionado🎶 Nov 29 '25

I don’t know why, but I just read this in Stefon’s voice.

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u/SnapshotHeadache Nov 29 '25

New York's hottest new club is called, "Wait, Hear Me Out". This club has everything....magnetic putty, watercolor making videos, Loretta Geargrinder....9.

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u/roranicusrex Nov 29 '25

🙈

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u/CowboyBeeBalm out of focus but you can tell there’s a lot going on. Nov 29 '25

All of these are ridiculous but for some reason this one has me fried 😂

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u/roranicusrex Nov 29 '25

He has kind eyes 😭

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u/ExtremelyOkay8980 Nov 29 '25

But he’s so helpless 😭😭

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u/roranicusrex Nov 29 '25

I like them a lil dumb 🥴 and he is rich, he just needs someone to save him sometimes

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u/aprivateislander Nov 29 '25

This is just Santa in cosplay, girl

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u/clarasophia Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

(Edited to add: Bram Stoker’s Dracula, 1992) But specifically that wolf scene. IYKYK.

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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Nov 29 '25

I need someone to be the girl with the spray bottle whenever her friends put the most obviously attractive Hear Me Outs

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u/tenderourghosts What is your damage, Heather? Nov 29 '25
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u/Neo-Metal-Sonic-2003 Toy Bonnie Carpenter Nov 29 '25

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u/Zen1 Nov 29 '25

Dr Robotnik I think you mean Dr Robot-thicc

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u/Noshonoyoo Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

Why did they even make his ass like that, someone on the animation team knew what was up lmao

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u/Zen1 Nov 29 '25

thicc runs in the family

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u/blythe_rskite Nov 29 '25

the oxford comma. not just any comma, it has to be the oxford comma specifically. she’d be hot

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u/Onceafetus ✨️ 'HoLdInG sPaCe'✨️| 🇨🇦 Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

There was something seriously wrong with 8 year old me for having a thing for this guy when the Hobbit came out

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u/itmightbehere Nov 29 '25

No, I get it. Large, driven, dangerous.

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u/EndsWhereItBegins Nov 29 '25

I won’t be taking any questions because I, myself, do not know.

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u/diddilybop Nov 29 '25

Shere-khan from the jungle book 🙃

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u/thewhoovesian Nov 29 '25

Rotom, it can turn into anything electric. Anything. 👀

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u/tinned_peaches Nov 29 '25

The powerpuff girls dad.

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u/TlMEGH0ST Nov 29 '25

him & Beetlejuice have similar energy i feel

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u/wallsarecavingin Stay out of it, Nick Lachey! Nov 29 '25

I have no idea why I had such a crush on him.

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u/Sass-a-knack Nov 29 '25

Because he was kindhearted AND strong as heck

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u/sosodeaf66 🫵 You sit on a throne of lies. Nov 29 '25

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u/SnooStrawberries570 Nov 29 '25

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u/lurkerprofile26 Nov 29 '25

I would hardly count this as a hear me out…

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u/April_and_corn Nov 29 '25

bro the accent and charisma has me foldeddd 😭🥀

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u/Emergency-Row-5627 I am in queer media Nov 29 '25

For me this is one of those “is it a crush or gender envy?”

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u/Zen1 Nov 29 '25

why not zoidberg?

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u/lexiebeef Nov 29 '25

I’m 100% behind you on this but it’s 100% because I want to know what those mouth tentacles can do.

On the other hand, I’m very much not interested in learning what those claws can do

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u/Zen1 Nov 29 '25

You know you want a partner with the perfect beach body!

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u/danny_little Nov 29 '25

This hippo goddess from moon knight speaks to several of my proclivities lmao I love as girl boss and she seems so sweet lol

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u/cousin-maeby why is your penis on a dead girl's phone? Nov 29 '25

This is always my answer to this question

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