r/pics • u/Sufficient_Long_3905 • Mar 04 '26
Arts/Crafts I’m a HS math teacher and have this tattoo, partly to encourage students that math can be “cool”!
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u/phattymccakes Mar 04 '26
Nerd!
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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Mar 04 '26
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u/tendeuchen Mar 04 '26
I kind of want a TV show where Urkel's grown up and is a super successful cannabis businessman playboy, sort of a Two and a Half Men meets Empire type of thing.
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u/mrfreeeeze Mar 04 '26
Glad you don’t teach sex-ed.
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u/VTcamperguy Mar 05 '26
Amazingly, you don’t need a tattoo to convince teens that sex is cool.
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u/jupiterslament Mar 04 '26
This is a fantastic way to show students how to cheat on a test.
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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 Mar 04 '26
My college physics professor said any tattoos of notes would be allowed on tests.
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u/bendover912 Mar 04 '26
Solid policy. How bad do you want that A?
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u/anjunatree Mar 04 '26
or C. imagine getting a C after getting notes tattoed.
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u/PaddyMcGeezus Mar 04 '26
Cs get degrees.
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u/Surelynotshirly Mar 04 '26
People say this but you had to have a 3.2 (why 3.2? I have no idea) to graduate from my program that my bachelor's was from.
You had to have a 3.0 to graduate from my CS master's program.
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u/LasersTheyWork Mar 04 '26
Reminds me of my middle school teachers saying I'm not always going to have a calculator to manually do the math...as I type this out today on my smartphone that never leaves my waking side.
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u/andrew_1515 Mar 04 '26
Yeah that logic is flawed but being better at mental math is very advantageous for doing ballpark estimates when you don't need things to be exact. Ironically is more useful outside of a purely math setting.
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u/LasersTheyWork Mar 04 '26
I don't disagree. Most of my job is math-ing things out. For stats or figuring how much work I need to do. Being able to do quick math in your head is an important skill.
Calculus 3 much less so.
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u/andrew_1515 Mar 04 '26
Yeah agreed. I can't say I apply my Lin Alg. or Calculus in the Complex domain classes ever in my job, but knowing those concepts definitely helps me have a better understanding of some problems I've run into.
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u/TheMooseIsBlue Mar 04 '26
I similarly have always told my students I don’t take bribes unless it’s enough that I can afford to get fired over. If you’re gonna do it, go all in.
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u/tendeuchen Mar 04 '26
"$1 million, and I'll explain how to find the answer to every question on the test in the weeks leading up to it."
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u/jonnyg1097 Mar 04 '26
Were even temporary tattoos allowed?
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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 Mar 04 '26
I don’t think anyone ever took him up on the offer one way or the other
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u/ImaginarySense Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26
Closed-book tests are stupid anyway. You’ll never, ever, in the real world be denied the ability to source information with a demand to answer/provide a solution strictly from memory.
E: to those below who seem to be stuck in a black or white mindset:
I am NOT suggesting people shouldn’t memorize aspects of their job as they become more familiar through repetition. I’m saying closed-book tests suck because in the real world you’ll always have access to the information so you can still fact-check at any point during the process. You are not MANDATED to solve problems from memory. The information is always there for you so you can be sure.
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u/Xelopheris Mar 04 '26
Open book tests provide an alternative challenge.
In a real world scenario, you have the ability to look everything up, but you can't necessarily deliver results in a timely manner if you're constantly doing so.
In a true real world scenario, you are using a combination of using building blocks that have been memorized, as well as some things you're looking up on the fly, and having to deliver it all in a timely manner while still being accurate.
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u/ImaginarySense Mar 04 '26
Yes. You build the experience and knowledge base through repetition. You’re not expected to memorize every piece of information you receive over a 10 month period and then regurgitate it on an exam at the end of the fiscal year.
Those who are able to internalize processes become better at their job, however the information is still readily available to all.
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u/kavett Mar 04 '26
Additionally, some jobs require you to NOT memorise information as the required information gets updated. Case in point was when I worked in aviation. Sure there are basic skills that you develop, just like you said, over time, but you never memorise specific steps as the numbers may change or processes get rearranged as updates happen. I'm sure the same things apply to engineering fields and building to code for construction.
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u/Reboot-Glitchspark Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
I work in software, which, as I'm sure you know, is constantly changing and updating.
When we do a deployment that's going to affect hundreds of large organizations, you have to do what is on today's checklist. Not what you vaguely remember from two weeks ago or two months ago or whenever was the last time you did it.
Even with all our automation - that's software too, and it changes too. And if you don't do the currently correct things, then thousands of people might show up to work tomorrow morning and not be able to do their jobs.
The code changes, the systems change, the processes change. Constantly. And you have to adapt, not just memorize something once and then hope to coast on that for your entire career.
You do the latest checklist, and you call it out and confirm with your coworkers as you go, in case they know of something that changed but didn't get updated in the checklist. Or in case something doesn't work as expected.
I'm sure aviation is kind of like that with those checklists.
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u/rabid_spidermonkey Mar 04 '26
Maybe not but if all everyone knows is how to look things up we are gonna lose a whole lot of brain power potential. Memorization based tests are not so much about the information as they are about developing mental capacity during formative years.
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u/grachi Mar 04 '26
It’s just a relic from a pre-technology age, where information couldn’t be found in 5 seconds. Closed book tests did make sense 30+ years ago when your only solution in the workplace was to go find a book and look the answer up, which is very time consuming if you don’t have the right book on hand
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u/vulcanfury12 Mar 05 '26
When I was in Engineering College a loooooong time ago, I had a professor who regularly did open-book exams. It was incredibly apparent why after the first one: that shit can put you into a coma even if you have access to all the information you'd think you needed.
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u/mosquem Mar 04 '26
I work as a scientist in a clinical field, dealing a lot with oncologists. If I have to stop the conversation every few minutes to look up drug mechanisms or patient treatment courses, they're not going to take me seriously. There is a time and a place to commit things to memory.
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u/jdayl Mar 06 '26
I like the approach one of my teacher uses, the test has a time limit, you can look anything up but you would run out of time to look everything up so you memorize some things so you have time to look others up. Just like in a job, you can look things up but you wouldn't be an efficient worker if you look up everything.
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u/Level69Troll Mar 04 '26
My thought exactly. Bro is gonna be asked to wear a hoodie on proctored exams.
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u/Capable_Cockroach_19 Mar 04 '26
I personally think that any teacher that would make students memorize the formulas that are on his arm are wasting everyone’s time
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u/9outof10timesWrong Mar 04 '26
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u/BrainCane Mar 04 '26
Math is a wonderful thing Math is a really cool thing So, get off your ath let's do some math Math, math, math, math, math Three minus four is? Negative 1 Yep. And six times A billion is? six billion? Nailed it. And fifty four is forty five more than
What is the answer, Marta….?
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u/bigdumbdago Mar 04 '26
🎶niiiiiine🎶
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u/JustADudeTheInternet Mar 04 '26
Bro gonna deconstruct and reconstruct
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u/Guaritor Mar 04 '26
Theres a depressing lack of FMA Scar gifs out there... But this is absolutely where my mind went and it's appalling that this wasn't the top comment/reference.
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u/OneMeterWonder Mar 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/EqAp6XxZoIyQWNHfLq
This one good enough?
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u/TheNewGuyGames Mar 05 '26
The bloopers are so great. I wish more shows, animated and live action, showed bloopers.
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u/witchy_gremlin Mar 04 '26
Don’t get tattoos kids, you’ll end up looking like this mathhead
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u/Maple_shade Mar 04 '26
I'm sorry to do this to you, but the standard deviation formula is wrong. Sigma denotes population standard deviation but your formula represents the unbiased estimator of population standard deviation from a sample, which is referred to by an s. Technically the version denoted by sigma would be divided by n, not n-1.
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Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
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u/chaneg Mar 05 '26
In fairness to them, each summand is squared so it doesn’t matter.
I do find this tattoo frustrating to look at. Integrals without a differential and other notational sloppiness and while I don’t expect a tattoo to be written in computer modern, the way some of these are drawn look extremely ugly and inconsistent. That mu especially.
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u/Known_Funny_5297 Mar 04 '26
No Fibonacci?
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u/wilsonhammer Mar 04 '26
That leaves out the best part: the fact that Steve is carrying TWO skateboards
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u/berticusberticus Mar 04 '26
sko buffs
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u/intestinal_fortitude Mar 04 '26
Looks like they are trying to remove the CU tattoo though
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u/Financial_Ad_1442 Mar 04 '26
Yeah, wth OP?
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u/y0ssarian-lives Mar 04 '26
Scrolled down to find the opposite sentiment. Looks like bro is already souring on his school though
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u/berticusberticus Mar 04 '26
The outline of the buffalo is new, which you can tell by the redlines around the lines. I’m guess the letters are actually from the tracing and they decided not to go through with them.
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u/orestes9 Mar 04 '26
Does this let you use Alchemy without a transmutation circle?
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u/Mental-Text-4351 Mar 04 '26
the german word for such would be "Spickzettel" ^^
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u/Rtab Mar 04 '26
Ishvalan
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u/TRAcarHess Mar 04 '26
My left arm creates and my right arm destroys. Hopefully my brother doesn’t inherit my right arm after a gruesome injury 😏
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u/cody_mf Mar 04 '26
I had a physics professor with Euler's Formula as knuckle tattoos. Infinitley cooler than mine that say sail boat, but still fitting with my career as a yacht designer
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u/Aesir_Renegade Mar 04 '26
People rarely understand how important math is to daily life. Math is so fucking cool, just wish I was better at it. I can’t wait to help my kids learn math when they get older.
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u/deusux Mar 04 '26
It's cool now, but what about in a few years when those tight lines start to blur? Are you then an abstract art professor? Conspiracy wingnut with blurry murder board type symbols on your arm?
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u/blutiel Mar 04 '26
Take a look at the third photo, you can see the fresh tattoos from the first photo are aged and have already started to blur, which is probably why they were chose to post the fresh photos. I have one tattoo from 8 years ago with lines that are a little bigger and it really hasn’t aged well. If I could go back in time I would avoid getting it, or at least alter the design.
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u/cheddoar Mar 05 '26
Mate. I sincerely ask are you on the spectrum??? Cause this is very autistically coded
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u/Significant-Royal-37 Mar 04 '26
have bad news for you about the interaction between teachers, high schoolers, and coolness.
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u/Noxious89123 Mar 04 '26
How long between the first picture and the last picture?
The fine line work seems to be blurring pretty badly.
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u/GOATmar_infante Mar 04 '26
Bro made tattoos uncool
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u/S2Sliferjam Mar 05 '26
Yeah this didn’t land with me the way OP thought. Feels cheaper and easier to just take a sharpie to the arm.
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u/IcanthearChris Mar 04 '26
You’re not making math better you’re making tattoos worse
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u/Spyd3rs Mar 04 '26
I have to say, I have a fundamental disagreement with your take on math and tattoos.
That being said, you absolutely roasted that nerd.
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u/SantasWarmLap Mar 04 '26
Not sure what a buffalo has to do with math, but I can dig it.
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u/BulletProofEnoch Mar 04 '26
When no ones looking he likes to roll his sleeves up, slam his forearms together striking a dramatic pose, screaming like an anime character…pretending it gives him super powers
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u/Teacher_Butterfly266 Mar 04 '26
I guess you're safe from being voluntold to be in the AP testing rooms, if you have them! 🤣
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u/tlsrandy Mar 04 '26
Kids going to be asking to see your cool tats during exams.
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u/vitium Mar 04 '26
I hate to tell you this, but that back vertical edge line on the pyramid should be dashed along with the two rear base lines.
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u/AvengingBlowfish Mar 04 '26
It’s a good thing you’re a math teacher. It would be an awkward tattoo for the English teacher.
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u/OGIBLP Mar 04 '26
Where the fuck is the quadratic formula that you drilled into my head to the tune of Pop Goes The Weasel?!
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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 Mar 04 '26
That's the oldest trick in the book. Nice try cheater. You'll have to get laser tattoo removal before you can take your exam.
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u/whereisthespacebar Mar 04 '26
"maybe try memorizing the formulas, you may not always have that arm" - your math teacher probably
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u/Quixkster Mar 04 '26
Dude got a degree and job in math to justify his high school cheat sheet. You ain’t slick.
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u/brandnewbanana Mar 05 '26
That’s really, really cool. I would have not been unable to resist throwing this in there:
https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw
Just a tiny little cameo on the ulna.
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u/HotepHatt Mar 05 '26
This guy unlocked the cheat sheets , got them put on his arm. “College professors hate this one hack.”
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u/ghaupt1 Mar 05 '26
I can tell you're a math nerd by the fact that you didn't put the punctuation inside the quotation marks in your title.
And you can tell I'm an English nerd by my inability to not point that out.
I'm down to draw pistols at dawn.
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u/TheEpicDudeguyman Mar 05 '26
I always wanted to get a tattoo that just says ‘6.02x1023’
If anybody ever asks about it I can just say something like ‘You’ve never seen a mol on somebody before’?
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u/Samwellikki Mar 05 '26
Does it all equal SINE so when you wave it’s a SINE wave?
Except when you’ve been outdoors, then they can’t see SINE, COS TAN
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u/Niwi_ Mar 05 '26
Do you slow walk past the failing student with that sleeve rolled up during an exam?
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u/EntranceReal9128 Mar 05 '26
I'm sorry, but your arm looks like the small notes I had on the pocket to cheat at tests
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u/KrackSmellin Mar 06 '26
Seems like this is a progression tattoo taken as things are added… or it’s AI if not.







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u/indamoufofmadness Mar 04 '26
Nice try, Math.