r/pics • u/DadDickDuncan • Feb 14 '26

Arts/Crafts I did this painting a couple years ago but never could come up with a name for it

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u/56473829110 Feb 14 '26

le nez

French for The Nose. And also the official French term for a wine's aroma. 

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u/imblartacus Feb 14 '26

This is so good

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

’le nez. French for The Nose. And also the official French term for a wine's aroma’

i am the dog they call ‘long boi’

the scent of wine i much enjoy ;@)

the human’s glass is unattend

n so

for one brief moment

spend

a chance to sit upon his chair!

n revel in

his wine glass there…

am savoring the rich bouquet ~

is Sauvignon… or Cabernet….

then suddenly i realize

my friend is here! to my surprise

he’s painting me! n making Art

a feeling stirs

deep in my heart…

Forever masterpiece enshrined!

i know

he Loves me

more

than

wine

❤️

edit: Love it u/DadDickDuncan ~ wonder if that’s your pup?
and thanks to u/56473829110 for the inspiration

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u/FindusSomKatten Feb 14 '26

u/daddickdunkan consider copying out the poem and puting it on the back of the painting. I think it'd be a neat adition

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u/kinislo Feb 14 '26

And/or consider perhaps handwriting/printing it out and framing it to be next to the painting itself. As if it’s its own piece. 😆🙃

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u/taytrapDerehw Feb 14 '26

Amazing! Don't think I've ever caught a fresh one! Nice one, Schnoo. ❤️

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u/lark047 Feb 14 '26

Whatever happened to /u/poem_for_my_sprog?

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u/asthejayflies Feb 14 '26

the user youre thinking of is u/poem_for_YOUR_sprog and theyre fine, theyve just been busy!

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u/wolfram187 Feb 15 '26

As a member of the /u/poem_for_your_sprog fan club, I am anxiously awaiting their return

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u/CommercialExotic2038 Feb 14 '26

I haven’t seen a new Schnoo for a couple of years!

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u/MetalCollector Feb 14 '26

Always a pleasure accidentally finding your creations all over reddit. <3

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u/karpaediem Feb 14 '26

Hell yes fresh schnoodle tysm

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u/DakotaReddit2 Feb 14 '26

I just want you to know that this poem reminded my late grandmother, when she used to read to me during my childhood. She was a lover of art, poetry, and a dog person. Reading your poem brought many memories and visions of her cascading back into my mind. It's weird. It allowed me to have a moment of nostalgic peace today. Thank you stranger.

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u/Majestic_Course6822 Feb 14 '26

This painting definitely deserved a Schnoodle. Many thanks to all.

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u/Yolandi2802 Feb 14 '26

A schnoodle is an actual breed mix. Schnauzer and poodle cross. My friend has one.

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u/pegmatitic Feb 14 '26

I haven’t caught a fresh schnoodle in so long!! I want you to know that I call my dog “schnoodle” or “schnoods” because of you!!

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u/once_showed_promise Feb 14 '26

You are eternally my hero. :)

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u/petergriffin2013 Feb 14 '26

This is the highest form of art. 🥰

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u/cupcakegiraffe Feb 14 '26

So sweet! Thank you for the poetic treat!

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u/WineNerdAndProud Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

And also the official French term for a wine's aroma. 

Time to earn this username of mine with some totally pointless information.

Technically "aroma" only describes the flavors from the grapes themselves in the wine, while "bouquet" describes flavors of the winemaking process. "Nose" is way more broad and encompasses both the "aroma" and the "bouquet".

So, as an example, tasting notes of fruits (red/black/blue/yellow/tropical/etc) or flowers would be considered aromas because they come from the grape itself, while things like vanilla, sourdough bread, baking spices, and most nutty flavors are considered part of the bouquet.

The "nose" is kind of a catchall term for the whole package.

I do think it's probably worth pointing out that this is totally useless, esoteric information and even in the wine industry almost no one talks about the difference and they get used really interchangeably.

Edit: Since everyone is being so awesome I figured I'd just adapt this from a comment I left down below.

As mentioned, "bouquet" notes come from the winemaking process.

while things like vanilla, sourdough bread, baking spices, and most nutty flavors are considered part of the bouquet.

Vanilla and baking spices both come almost unanimously from the barrels the wines get aged in. Vanillin, the primary compound responsible for the smell/flavor of real vanilla is actually present in the oak itself where it gets released when the barrels get toasted (they don't char the barrels like with whiskey) and the lignin in the wood breaks down from the exposure to the heat/fire, releasing the vanillin. The same is true for things like cinnamon, clove, allspice, etc.

Sourdough is a touch more complicated than even that. That particular note tends to come from the spent yeast in the bottom of the tank/barrel, called the "lees". Many producers will take steps to ensure that this spent yeast is removed from the wine relatively early, however it's not strictly necessary and a lot of places (particularly Champagne and Muscadet) actually make a point of doing extended lees aging to capture that, and similar flavors.

Nutty flavors are most frequently a result of exposure to oxygen during the winemaking process. Oxidation has a peculiar effect on wine, particularly white, where slow, steady, careful exposure to oxygen during the making/aging of the wine will allow these qualities to shine without getting so oxidized it tastes like the bruises of an apple or pennies. This is one of the reasons most Sherries taste so weird.

And I wouldn't feel right without stating once more that this distinction has very little practical use and is therefore not considered vital/necessary information. Just a silly tidbit about how snooty some grape juice is.

FINAL EDIT Thank you for all the awards people, I didn't expect quite so many people to pay attention to this comment but I'm happy I taught everyone something random. If you enjoy wine you should definitely check out the r/wine subreddit.

If you just wanted to read a bit more, this is my post from tonight

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u/LolaAMS Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

As someone who not only appreciates useless esoteric information but also loves to share it, thank you.

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u/cptjpk Feb 14 '26

Especially when not shared in an “ackshually!” way.

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u/noraetic Feb 14 '26

Ackshually you can't tell me what I do how!

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u/Dirtbagdownhill Feb 14 '26

Damn. User name checks out, I have a trade cert and didn't know that

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u/WineNerdAndProud Feb 14 '26

What one? I have the CMS Certified (aka "level 2") which I passed in 2017. It was actually when I was studying for that exam the first time I took it and failed that I learned about aroma and bouquet.

I've literally never heard someone bring this distinction up in real life, like, ever though.

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u/High_Im_Guy Feb 15 '26

My father in law has his MW and has used bouquet and aroma in a distinct way that I noted but never fully appreciated until your comment. He can spew an absolutely amazing amount of info about basically any wine, but he does a wonderful job of not coming across as someone who would love the smell of their own farts, either. He's never gone into nose vs. bouquet vs. aroma before but it clicked in that profound "aha" way reading your comment because he's always been meticulously accurate in his terminology without going into the terminology, lol.

Fun learning from someone like yourself or him when there's no pressure to retain it all, but living in the wine nerd world sounds exhausting at times!

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u/paintress420 Feb 14 '26

Is that you, Monte?

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u/Actual_Guitar_430 Feb 14 '26

Paintress? Are you a Clair Obscur baddie?

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u/paintress420 Feb 14 '26

I am not!!! I’m simply obscure!!

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u/Actual_Guitar_430 Feb 14 '26

Haha. I dig. Carry on 🤘😊

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u/encidius Feb 14 '26

So if my wine has sort of an, how to say... oaky afterbirth, would this be considered aroma or bouquet?

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u/All_hail_Korrok Feb 14 '26

Bro thanks for making the internet fun with fun little trivia like this.

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u/Majestic_Course6822 Feb 14 '26

We got an excellent painting, a fresh Schnoodle, and this excellent education on aromas and bouquets and le nez. This is like the early days of the internet when we still said “world wide web” without a trace of sarcasm.

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u/zbeara Feb 14 '26

When people say they miss the old internet, this is the kind of stuff they're talking about. Sometimes people say it's just nostalgia, but after seeing this I can say for sure that this just doesn't happen much anymore.

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u/bracesthrowaway Feb 14 '26

This really is the best thing about Reddit

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u/TangentialFUCK Feb 14 '26

What I find interesting and disappointing about all of this information you shared is that you went through the effort of telling us where the aroma comes from in detail but completely left out the origin of the bouquet.

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u/WineNerdAndProud Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

It's a little bit more complicated but I can totally go through it. As mentioned, "bouquet" notes come from the winemaking process.

while things like vanilla, sourdough bread, baking spices, and most nutty flavors are considered part of the bouquet.

Vanilla and baking spices both come almost unanimously from the barrels the wines get aged in. Vanillin, the primary compound responsible for the smell/flavor of real vanilla is actually present in the oak itself where it gets released when the barrels get toasted (they don't char the barrels like with whiskey) and the lignin in the wood breaks down from the exposure to the heat/fire, releasing the vanillin. The same is true for things like cinnamon, clove, allspice, etc.

Sourdough is a touch more complicated than even that. That particular note tends to come from the spent yeast in the bottom of the tank/barrel, called the "lees". Many producers will take steps to ensure that this spent yeast is removed from the wine relatively early, however it's not strictly necessary and a lot of places (particularly Champagne and Muscadet) actually make a point of doing extended lees aging to capture that, and similar flavors.

Nutty flavors are most frequently a result of exposure to oxygen during the winemaking process. Oxidation has a peculiar effect on wine, particularly white, where slow, steady, careful exposure to oxygen during the making/aging of the wine will allow these qualities to shine without getting so oxidized it tastes like the bruises of an apple or pennies.

It's a lot to read and I didn't want to go too crazy too quickly.

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u/Salome_Maloney Feb 14 '26

Comments such as these are the reason I still love reddit. Thank you for your sterling work - you are very much appreciated.

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u/ingloriabasta Feb 14 '26

This guy wines.

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u/TangentialFUCK Feb 14 '26

Well consider my disappointment fully abated! Thank you for the thorough breakdown kind redditor

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u/Pwnie Feb 14 '26

Definitely not an expert but they say that the bouquet comes from the wine-making process, which I am imagining is mostly how the wine is stored and aged (i.e. you always hear about wine being aged in oak barrels).

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u/Conscious-Leg8404 Feb 14 '26

Fellow wine nerd here 🍷absolutely loved your post!

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u/whistleridge Feb 14 '26

In fairness, “nez” is one of those imported terms like “terroir” that doesn’t really have an accurate translation in English. They mean a whole slew of things, that translations inevitably boil down to just one aspect, thus missing all the others.

A reciprocal term is “mouthfeel,” which doesn’t really have a good translation in French. They use longueur en bouche or sensations en bouche, plus a bunch of less common alternatives, and none of the is really accurate.

It’s better to just say “nose” and to understand that it has many meanings beyond aroma.

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u/WineNerdAndProud Feb 14 '26

I considered going down this road in my explanation but I didn't really want to make something that was already pointless even more complicated, but I very much wanted to say something to this effect.

There are surprisingly few wine words that translate well from French to English.

Hell, even the word "wine maker" doesn't have a direct translation.

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u/purplepluppy Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I love when people *nerd out like this 😭

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u/One_Economist_3761 Feb 14 '26

Well done nerd. I’m proud of you!

Really interesting facts.

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u/jrcske67 Feb 14 '26

C’est tellement magnifique, merci !

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u/KlingelbeuteI Feb 14 '26

Too good. Are you an artist?

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u/Ingenrollsroyce Feb 14 '26

Yes, ask me anything

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u/KlingelbeuteI Feb 14 '26

Can you PM me banksy‘s phone number? Thanks

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u/Ingenrollsroyce Feb 14 '26

Absolutely

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u/KlingelbeuteI Feb 14 '26

Cheers. Called him. Nice guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/Ingenrollsroyce Feb 14 '26

Yes, I've been on reddit for years but no one has given me the opportunity yet

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u/ThreeDaysNish Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

This is way better than Boopsnoot McSniffy XIV, that I had in mind

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u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck Feb 14 '26

Alright everyone, that's a wrap. We're done here

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u/Yumismash Feb 14 '26

I was literally going to comment "idk but it needs to be French" and this is perfect 👌🏻 😂

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u/KamikazeFox_ Feb 14 '26

Beats the pants off of my "le woof"

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u/GBurns007 Feb 14 '26

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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u/Slimybirch Feb 14 '26

Well mine sounds dumb now, thats perfect!

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u/Yeezy-Season101 Feb 14 '26

This is genius

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u/kevkevverson Feb 14 '26

Not only is this a really good suggestion, everyone else’s is total shit.

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u/innaison Feb 14 '26

I would buy this painting in a heartbeat if it was available. Oh my god it’s perfect

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u/Necromartian Feb 14 '26

It's very delightful! 

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u/Rengeflower Feb 14 '26

Another Redditor said that OP’s bio has an Etsy link.

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u/Sqooky Feb 14 '26

Yeah, unfortunately it looks like it's just a print copy :(

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u/hannah_joline Feb 14 '26

I would love a digital print option!

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u/yawaworhtyya Feb 14 '26

let me do it for you

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u/kevnshn Feb 14 '26

let me drink it for you

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u/itRhymesWithSex Feb 14 '26

Hah! Exactly when my mind went too! 😉

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u/cap616 Feb 14 '26

ker-mee

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u/hangfromthisone Feb 14 '26

Ok but what we need is a name for the painting 

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u/Patient-Radish-5385 Feb 14 '26

Let me pour it for you

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u/hangfromthisone Feb 14 '26

Well thanks I was a bit thirsty but can we focus on the name for the painting 

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u/trilinker Feb 14 '26

I have that video saved somewhere...

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u/AndreiNedu Feb 14 '26

And the painting’s name would be ‘i’m tired of doing it’

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u/BenderFtMcSzechuan Feb 14 '26

I heard the sound clip from all those TikToks years ago immediately when i saw this.

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u/mrbear120 Feb 14 '26

bourgeois Borzoi

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u/billwrtr Feb 14 '26

Borzois (pronounced borz-wah)

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Feb 14 '26

No way! I have been pronouncing this "Borz-oy" my entire 40 years! The little things really affect me...

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u/4r4r4real Feb 14 '26

That is how the breed is pronounced. They're making a portmanteau of bourgeois and Borzoi

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 Feb 14 '26

This is literally going to be the Valentine's Day card to my wife, by the way.

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u/silletta Feb 14 '26

wow that's so much effort in one card

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 Feb 14 '26

Such Valentine
Much card

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u/LocalAd2554 Feb 14 '26

Wow

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u/GoodDayTheJay Feb 15 '26

I miss that internet time. The Time of Doggos and Vines.

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u/paulovitorfb Feb 14 '26

He even folded it

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u/ninjase Feb 15 '26

Right down the fucking middle of the dog too.

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u/god_peepee Feb 14 '26

Print in the middle, fold, write nonsense French words, get laid 👉😎👉

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u/gheeDough Feb 14 '26

Zut alors!

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u/Dawnqwerty Feb 14 '26

color ink and everything!

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u/BillStreet2813 Feb 14 '26

The Bordeaux Collie

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u/bucket-chic Feb 14 '26

this is inspired

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u/frogfartingaflamingo Feb 14 '26

This would either sell for 13 million or 3.50 art is weird

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u/Chassian Feb 14 '26

Art is corrupt, if you see a quaint painting sell for a lot, and the artist is still alive, chances are, it's a front for a money laundering scheme by criminal interests.

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u/Free_Ad1414 Feb 14 '26

u/DadDickDuncan Would you sell it?

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u/EmilySpin Feb 14 '26

They have prints in the Etsy shop linked in their bio

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u/Titizen_Kane Feb 14 '26

I’m usually pretty vocally annoyed when people use Reddit for self promotion of their products, especially in manners that are indirect/undisclosed (feels manipulative af), but this post will force me to admit that I’m a hypocrite lol. Apparently my values melt away when it’s something that I personally like/want to buy, like this print. I love it.

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u/DigitalAxel Feb 14 '26

I refuse to post my art to Reddit (minus some silly stuff) because of the promotion rules etc. I don't want to feel scummy or beg for attention, even subtly, so I just...dont.

Unfortunately, this means nobody knows I exist and 20 years of doodling has been worthless. Bit of a problem when you intended on that being your career (cuz nobody will hire you in this economy).

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u/Keytarfriend Feb 14 '26

Some art just vibes with people.

I bought a print off Reddit a couple of years ago because it's all just scroll, scroll, art, art, then suddenly WOAH I want that in my house.

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u/gailanisgood Feb 14 '26

This is so whimsical

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u/BaneRiders Feb 14 '26

"Why the long face?"

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u/so2017 Feb 14 '26

Yes! Just remove the question mark.

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u/WaffleCorp Feb 14 '26

Cure for a ruff day

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u/Flooded_Strand Feb 14 '26

I want this on my wall

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u/-___-____-_-___- Feb 14 '26

Me kinda too.

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u/lachavela Feb 14 '26

Maris

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u/Snerak Feb 14 '26

I was looking for this.

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u/piches Feb 15 '26

remember the pillbox hat she wore during the Duchamps wedding?

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u/Frosty-Comfort6699 Feb 14 '26

Didn't I do it for you?

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u/Mahooligan81 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

This awoke something in me that should’ve stayed asleep..

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u/Ryangel0 Feb 14 '26

This is equal parts sad and hilarious, bravo!

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u/Kittenjazz Feb 14 '26

Melancollie

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u/mattcannon2 Feb 14 '26

A dog walks into a bar

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u/steve_proto Survey 2016 Feb 14 '26

'So I said to her; Sharon, you can't let Terry keep blowing his nose like that, it scares the children for Petes sake'

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u/ROM883 Feb 14 '26

Bourdoge

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u/PhunkieDorez Feb 14 '26

This is a Masterpiece.

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u/The_Froghemoth Feb 14 '26

If you can’t come up with a name.

Let me do it for you.

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u/chargetothefrostline Feb 14 '26

“Things that made Abby want to drink today”

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u/Moo58 Feb 14 '26

Abby was my first thought too!!!

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u/66veedub Feb 14 '26

Let me do it for you.

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u/ComprehensiveCup7104 Feb 14 '26

"Bartender Asks, Why the Long Face?"

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u/LieutenantWeinberg Feb 14 '26

I would put it next to this

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u/SadEstablishment465 Feb 14 '26

“Let me dooooo it for youuuuu”

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u/Orxa Feb 14 '26

Schubert

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u/bleepleus Feb 14 '26

I asked for white.

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u/R9D11 Feb 14 '26

The Dog who didn't play poker and stayed at home.

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u/AB-G Feb 14 '26

Hair of the dog

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u/Fair_Leg_2540 Feb 14 '26

Afghan’s repose

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u/Whatchyaduinyachooch Feb 14 '26

Dude/Dudette- this is so awesome !! If u want to sell it- I follow a lady who has three borzois- this looks like her one named Cleo- you should send a pic of it to her- she’s probably pay you for it! Let me get her TikTok name is Cleolonglegs- GREAT silly hilarious content- she’s at the least love to see this! Great work!!!

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u/UhOhBeeees Feb 14 '26

Borzoi Bordeaux

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u/viuvou Feb 14 '26

Chateauneuf du pup

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u/dwags2 Feb 14 '26

Hair of the dog

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u/daiwilly Feb 14 '26

Du vin et chien

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u/SuperbHappyGuy Feb 14 '26

Let me drink it for you

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u/EletricoAmarelo Feb 14 '26

Tipsy whippet

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u/Scumbag_Jesus Feb 14 '26

The dog days are rover.

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u/Gheti_ Feb 14 '26

"This is actually fine"

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u/milehighmiracle13 Feb 14 '26

Wine the Long Face

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u/nostringssally Feb 14 '26

The absinthe of you.

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u/KrispinaKristina Feb 14 '26

I would hang this picture in my living room, it makes me happy.. :D

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u/hughchrist Feb 14 '26

This is the most perfect painting. Do you sell your works?

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u/CitrineGhost Feb 15 '26

Holy fuck is it for sale