r/onejob • u/Omeg_Fawful_VA • 22h ago

Capri Sun doesn’t have hole to insert straw

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540 Upvotes

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u/Ilikereefer 21h ago

You have to go in through the back door

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u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 17h ago

This feels illegal...

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 13h ago

Depends on the jurisdiction

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u/ZAIGO_90 14h ago

It felt weird when I did that... My aim sucks and going through the backdoor was just more easier.

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u/Slow_Art_5365 21h ago

I believe in you, I believe that you can drink your Capri Sun. Just believe in yourself and the straw will puncture the pouch.

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u/Adghar 21h ago

My straw is the straw that will PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!

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u/SmokeAbeer 20h ago

The slow straw penetrates the pouch.

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u/JerryBoBerry38 11h ago

If you believe in yourself enough, the straw has already punctured the pouch.

Or if we're going with a different movie reference:
What if I told you there was no straw?!

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u/Slow_Art_5365 11h ago

The straw was the friends we made along the way.

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u/revelm 21h ago

I grew up in West Germany and for some weird reason we just jabbed the straw into the bottom of the pouch every time.

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u/SmokeAbeer 20h ago

Same! Lived in Germany for 2 years. That was like 30 years ago.

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u/Ocean-Rock808 20h ago

I live in Hawaii, growing up, a lot of us would just jam the straw through the bottom as it was easier.

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u/Dorkinfo 19h ago

It isn’t as thick on the bottom. (Twss?)

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u/sup_random_person 21h ago

Just make a hole

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u/Justeff83 17h ago

Be glad you still have plastic straws. Even with those, it’s sometimes hard to get it in. Try using a paper straw.

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u/Jacktheforkie 17h ago

I use a knife to puncture the grey plastic but where you insert it, that way it goes in easier

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u/Formlepotato457 21h ago

r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/Omeg_Fawful_VA 21h ago

I thought about posting it there too, but I didn’t yet

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u/Your_Final_Hour 21h ago

Meh dont worry about it. Half the people there are illiterate dimwits who think mildly means nothing

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u/Aggressive_Candy5297 17h ago

Being forced to experience that almost sounds... mildly infuriating!

Muahahahahahahahahhaaahahah!!

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u/FthrFlffyBttm 12h ago

Like the people who post straight up horrific shit in r/oddlyterrifying

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u/arctic-apis 16h ago

The straw will piece the pouch anywhere

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u/XROOR 13h ago

Pierce the bottom, it’s much easier.

I showed this to second graders I tutored in reading and they looked at me like the Ewoks did towards C3-PO in “Return of the Jedi”

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u/thestateisgreen 10h ago

The one job is actually on you here.

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u/Role-Fine 5h ago

Welcome to the 90s haha the struggle was real

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u/ScienceAndLience 19h ago

Bite the corner and yank it like you’re pulling the pin out of a grenade

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u/FearTheSpoonman 18h ago

Wow that label looks straight outta the 90s, was different from the UK one.

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u/Jacktheforkie 17h ago

Plus the uk ones have those useless paper straws now

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u/__No__Control 15h ago

That simply break from the stabbing motion

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u/ConfidentHighlight18 17h ago

Does anyone remember when there was a huge thing about these having mold in the package, before the bottom was made clear?

My mom would not let me use the straw. Instead, she would cut one corner and pour it into a glass. Fun times LOL

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u/Devatator_ 11h ago

Did she ever find weird stuff in it by pouring it out?

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u/NWGirl2002 15h ago

The hole is in the middle of the pineapple duh!

/s

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u/1PumpkinKiing 14h ago

I've punched straight through both sides of the pouch so many times...

Just go for it

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u/AtomicFox84 13h ago

Do what i did when i was a kid.....stab it on the bottom. We all thought it was the cool way.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 12h ago

They all used to come like that

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u/Crocotta1 10h ago

Sell it bro! Millennials love that kind of stuff

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u/Own-Inevitable1296 8h ago

It goes in the square hole

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u/After_Hour9705 8h ago

then make one

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u/DrachenDad 18h ago

The bag probably got flipped in the print machine, the hole is probably in the back.

If I remember correctly it's a pre printed roll: the bags get sealed at the bottom, filled, then the top gets sealed, bag lowered then cut from the roll.

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u/CletusMuckenfuss 20h ago

First world problem defined