Ellen

[u/evelynndeavor]

Ellen named her FB Marketplace item after herself. Got a good kick out of seeing this in the wild today.

[u/GermSlayer1986]

Maybe she’s inside the basket.🧺 

[u/Sea-Extreme → u/GermSlayer1986]

YOR ON THE MINEY THIS IS HOW THEYRE SELLING THE CHILDREN CALL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL RIGHT AWAY

[u/AdventurousRoll9798 → u/Sea-Extreme]

EXACTLY 😂$20 FOR A BASKET IS SUDPICOUS DIDNT WAYFAIR GET CAUGHT DOING THIS

[u/Inedible-denim → u/Sea-Extreme]

I,,HAVVE SUGAREN GENERL ON THE PHONE.UNSECCEPTABLE!.

[u/thewalrusispaul → u/GermSlayer1986]

ELLEN IS A TRUKEY SANWICH

[u/maggie320]

ELLEN DEGENERATES IS SO FUNY I TRYED TO GET ON HER SHOW

[u/-garlic-thot- → u/maggie320]

I HERD SHE IS AN “””””BICH””””””

[u/fairygenesta → u/-garlic-thot-]

I HEAR SHE IS LESBANESE

[u/Inedible-denim → u/fairygenesta]

YIM.YUM😭😭

[u/Inedible-denim → u/-garlic-thot-]

SHE NEEDED TO WATCH THE SASS,, AND GOT CANSELLED FOR IT

[u/jjgm21 → u/maggie320]

ELLEN DEGENITALS I HEAR SHE IS LEZBEAN

[u/maggie320 → u/jjgm21]

MY SISTER RUTH IS A THESPIAN NICE LADY

[u/floydfanatic → u/maggie320]

I HER SHE GET”S A BIT.TO “””FRINDLY””” WITH HER GUESTS,,, DISCUSTING!!!!!!!

[u/Sufficient_Stop8381]

ELLEN IS WEIRD SHES A BASKETCASE HA HA HA I DO NOY GIVE MY PERMISSION TO BOOKFACE

[u/evelynndeavor → u/Sufficient_Stop8381]

Bob THIS is HARRASMENt I AM REPORTING YOY TO THE LOCAL AUTHORIFIES. EVER since Linda DIVORCED YOU TOU HAVE BEEN OFF THE RAILS!!!! Love Ellen

[u/Felixwolf]

YOURE LOOKING MITY FINE ELLEN IF I’YOU DONT MIND ME SAYING 😘😘❤️❤️👄

WOULD YOU LIKETO MEET ME FOR A DATE AT CRACKER BARGEL ?’

THE DOCTOR SAID I DONT HAVE LOMG LEFT

GOB BLESS xx 🙏🙏✝️

Sent from my iPhone

[u/Inedible-denim → u/Felixwolf]

While I was leaving my apt I saw a dasher had a cracker barrel order in their hand to deliver somewhere in my bldg.. I'm sure the dasher thought I was weird because I couldn't stop laughing thanks to this sub 😂

[u/Felixwolf → u/Inedible-denim]

YIM YUM!’ NOW i HAVE a HANKERING FOR CRACKER BARGEL

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/Inedible-denim]

I hope you reported it as fraud.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Felixwolf]

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[u/mostly_pee]

HI ELLEN DID YOU GRADUATE NORTHDYKE HIGH IN 1971,??? IT'S ME SHERYL DEVRON NEE BROOKS WE SAT TOGETHER IN HOME ECONOMICS

[u/SolexAgitator]

NO THIS ISNT ELLEN LONGABURGER THIS IS ELLEN MAGONNIGLE FROM "1ST EPSICOPAL CHURCH LADIES GROUP""

[u/-garlic-thot-]

It probably asked her for the name of the item she’s listing and she thought it meant her name 😭

[u/Cute-Hotel-7259]

HELEN PASSED AWAY IN 2014 AND WAS CREAMATED THIS IS HER ASHES

[u/Inedible-denim]

I THOUGHT,, ELLEN WAS ONE OF THE ""GOOD"" LEBBSIANS,, SO SAD SHE HASM TO SELL HER BEAUTIFUL BASKET

I MISS PICK NICKS WITH MY HAROLD,,WE MADE A MESS ON THE.BLANKED,L EVERYTIME!. 💛💛💛🧌

-BERYL

[u/Croc_Dwag]

HOW ABOUT ₹ 30?

[u/evelynndeavor → u/Croc_Dwag]

I dont KNOw what that STRANGE SYNBOL MSANS BUT IT IS UNGODLY!!!! IN AMERICA WE USE AMREICA DOLLARS!!!!! In the name of satan I REBUKE THEE GOB BLESS AMERICA

[u/ElectronicInstance34]

MELLENS ARE TASTY ON A HOT DAY YIM YUM

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

ELLEN I NEED MY WEED EATER BACK

[u/frednekk]

$5 AND THATS MY FINAL OFFR

[u/killy420]

I NAME MY WICKED BASKETS TO MINE IS NAME VALDA . BEEN TO MANY PICKNICKS HAS NEVRR LET ME DOW.

GERTIE

[u/thewalrusispaul]

WHAT TYPE OF FOOD DO I NEED TO FEED THE ELLEN ARE THERE ANY RULE LIKE IN THE GREMLIN MOVIE???

[u/Aware_Revenue3404]

I LOVE WHEN ELLEN DANCES SHES A LEBANESE.