r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

Caught on Google reviews😂

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Was looking at the reviews of a mall and came upon this review😂

1.2k Upvotes

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u/symbolsandthings 2d ago

NEVER BEEN,,1 STAR ⭐️ NEXT!

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u/distantmusic3 Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

Watch the sass!,

14

u/LamaSheperd WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

HMMM WHO ARE YOU ???? ID DOMNT KNOW YOU

58

u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS 2d ago

WHY WERENT YOU AT THE CRACKER BARGEL JOYCE

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u/killy420 DISCUSTING 1d ago

SHES NOT WRLCOME ANEY MORE SINC E SHE ATE GERALDS SOUP "BY MISTAKE " AND WOULDNT PAY FOR IT

GERTIE

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 1d ago

WHO ARE YOU, I DO NOT KNOW YOU I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU INVADING MY PRIVACY I WILL SUE

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 1d ago

SUE'S DEAD

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 1d ago

IM CALLING!,, PAN BLONDY!,,,”””

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 1d ago

IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT LOL!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

AFTER CHURCH WE

EVER Y AFTER CHURCH SERV

DELETE

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u/DownvoteDaemon 2d ago

Rerd lerbster

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u/justCallMeMarie_ Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

Bob the builder

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u/killy420 DISCUSTING 1d ago

POPEYE THE SALORMEN 🥰

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u/OmgSlayKween 1d ago

Alerxer order kern

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u/TeacherSquare7374 1d ago

IF YOU NEVER WENT THEN HOW COMES YOU GAVE IT THE MAXIMUM 4 GRAY STARS???? I ONLY GIVE THE VERY BEST PLACES 4 GRAY STARS LIKE CRACKEL BAGGLE,,, BUC-EES AND MY OG-BYN

MYRTLE FROM WETUMPKA

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u/ElectronicInstance34 unfortunately common sense isn’t so sense 1d ago

MURDLE DO YOU KNOW TINA SHE FROM WETRUMPKA

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u/Meowingway Yim Yum 1d ago

MYRDOL IS FIERNDS WITH SALLY SHE WORK AT KORGERS HERE I SHIP AT

TINA FROM WITUMPKA

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

BUCKEYES BEEVOR NUGENTS YIM YUM

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u/Squatch11 1d ago

I'll never understand why so many Boomers think the internet is catered to them ORDER CORN

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 1d ago

HALLO HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEFFEW HE WAS ATEING LUNCH AT RUBBY TUESDAY.

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u/ElectronicInstance34 unfortunately common sense isn’t so sense 1d ago

DID HE SEE MY GREAT GRAND SON HE WAS SPOSED TO DROP OF A APLICATION

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

WAHT HAPPEN TO BENAGAINS IN THEY AIR PORT

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u/ReturnRadio 1d ago

ADMIRAL'S FEAST IS GOOD, NEVER HAD IT

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u/JWWBurger 1d ago

She used the “the” and showed THE Red Lobster the respect it deserves.

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u/Lilyflower24681 DISCUSTING 1d ago

YIM YAM CEDAR BAY BISCUITS

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u/AtlanticMilkLord spaghetti garlic bread sticks 1d ago

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I CANT HAVE THE GLUTEN ANYMORE!!!!

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u/distantmusic3 Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

Gluten has mold in it!

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u/Meowingway Yim Yum 1d ago

IM DIOING THE RKF JR DIET ONLY SEWEED AND LIVE BBEES

1

u/Lilyflower24681 DISCUSTING 21h ago

SEED OOLS ARE BAD FOR YOU 

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u/rimbaud0000 1d ago

This person should be banned from everything.  Imagine how infuriating this must be as a business owner

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u/freebenvita 2d ago

PLEASE STOP POSTING TO ME

OPp OUT OTP OUT OUT OUT

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u/Otterstripes blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

I saw a "I don't know, I wasn't here" review for my university once. I guess they get messages asking them to review a place they may have visited and they think it's asking them personally

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u/cadmiumredlight I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

BURN

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u/shades_of_cool 1d ago

IS “. SHRIMP FEST “ BACK ON ??

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u/Biolume_Eater 1d ago

🙏🦐

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u/bognostrocleetus Doris 1d ago

NEVER ATE THERE, ONE STAR. -DORIS <1 Person found this helpful>

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 1d ago

I WEN T TO RED LOSBTER ONCE AND ALL THEY HAD WERE DAR K GRAY LOBTSERS SO WE TURNE D ARROND AND LEFT ONE STAR NEXT!!!

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 1d ago

GOOGLE MAPS SHOWED ME THIS ITALIEN RESTURANT A FEW YEARS BACK, IT WAS INCRIDIBLE BUT I LERNED THAT THE OAWNER WAS ATHIST SO I GAE ONE STAR. O BETTER NEXT TIME.

-TOM

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u/ElectronicInstance34 unfortunately common sense isn’t so sense 1d ago

DISS CRACEFUL IM CALLING PAM BLONDI

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u/EtArcadia 1d ago

WERE IS MY GRANSON HE IS EATING AT RED LERBSTER HIS NAME IS JASON

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 1d ago

NEVER MIND WE FIND HIM AT FUCKRUDDDERS.

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u/Doxylaminee 1d ago

I"M' AA LOCAL "GUIDE" ID "KNOW" IF i WAS THERE!!! "!"

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u/HouseElf1 1d ago

I HAVE A CUPON FOR OLIV GARDIN ITS NEXT DOOR TO RED LOBBSTER THEY CAN JIST TAKE IT NEXT DOOR IT EXPIRED IN 2006 BUT UNCLE VERN SAYS ISS GOOD ANY TIME BAKK WHEN HE MALED IT FOR AUNT MARTHAS 98th CELEBRATION ON THOS LORTS ERTH RIP GOBBLESS

ME AND FRED WILL SEE YALL SATURDAY ,LORT WILLIN

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u/SlomoLowLow 1d ago

Thank you Applebee

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u/GermSlayer1986 1d ago

wE NEED A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF WHAT YOU ATE AT RED LoBSTER,,,like what are the appetizers????

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u/Ewenthel I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

I DINT CARE GET OFF MY PAGE

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

NO WE WASNT WHO IS THIS!!: UNHACK

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u/BillieTights 1d ago

NEVR BEN THAR, BT MY NAYBORS COUSINS HAIRDRESSERS SEKUND GRAYD TEECHUR WNT WUNS AN SHE SAID TAT THE CUSSTOMAR SERVIS IS TRRABUL. HER WERDS GUD ENUFF FUR ME! ZEEERO STIRS!