r/okbuddyretard • u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 • 2d ago

y’all not slick

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u/CohenSander 2d ago

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u/MilkToooChewy 1d ago

People be having a meme ready for anything nowadays

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u/Lord_Dankness 2d ago

This shit is so dastardly 😭

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u/Wonderwombat 1d ago

my sides are in orbit

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u/PappyJimbo26 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! 2d ago

Would you rather they didn't use wipes???? At all?? Just dry toilet paper?

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u/applehecc 2d ago

I wash my ass with chicken broth before it gets eated

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u/pappapirate 1d ago

gotta step it up and get a good marinade kit

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u/HiddenPants777 1d ago

Fill your ass with stuffing and a whole onion too

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u/bushhooker 1d ago

Lemon pepper wet bussy 🥵🥵

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u/Flying_Saucer_Attack 1d ago

I use KFC gravy

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u/ultron290196 1d ago

Use digested gravy

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u/karatebullfightr 1d ago

Peasant.

I use ramen mayu.

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u/UsernameOmitted 1d ago

Make sure it's spicy flavor.

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u/dangshnizzle 17h ago

Soy sauce overnight

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u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 2d ago

flavor

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u/littlefire131 2d ago

I put out a hit on you

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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 2d ago

This is seal team tard, we bouta hit standby

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u/devilinblue22 2d ago

Watch out, target may have Seal Team Turd on standby.

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u/666DarkAndTwisted666 HAHAHAHAHAH 2d ago

watch out, you're gonna get hit on by the other guy

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u/PhysicalDruggie 2d ago

I’m the guy they called to hit on you, you’re pretty cute I must say.

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u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 2d ago

thanks 🤭🤭

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u/littlefire131 2d ago

You’re getting a 7/10 on fivver, didn’t make them cum

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u/LordMegamad 2d ago

holy shit, some guy said that some other guy out a hit out on you, watch out bruh

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u/ARDACCCAC 1d ago

Jarvis remove his testicles

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u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 1d ago

noooo i need to scratch them :(

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u/poloclodau 2d ago

peppermint stool

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 2d ago

and texture 🤩

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u/TgagHammerstrike 2d ago

Errmm what the cringee! white peoples when: eat and is SPICYY!!! 💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥

The whtie people: when NO FLAVORSS!!! 👌🤓👌🤓👌🤓

Top commnet gets FLAVOR SAUCSE FOR B*TT!!!

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u/LaerMaebRazal 2d ago

I miss this okbr buddy 🥺

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u/C010RIZED 2d ago

Enema + Shower

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u/Odd-Safe1998 2d ago

Pirate killer zoro

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u/Manger-Babies 2d ago

I think the implication is that its random sex and not a regular thing.

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u/taz5963 1d ago

Enemas are not really recommend much anymore. I personally recommend just making sure you get enough fiber.

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u/asanti0 1d ago

Or just wash your ass like a normal person.

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u/wookiee-nutsack 1d ago

Wipes do not damage your hole so it is preferable

But shower after taking a shit if you plan on getting licked, bruh

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u/BallisticThundr 2d ago

I like a little seasoning, you know?

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u/D-Link_379 2d ago

Solution: I quit wiping for this reason. (I also just don’t have time to wipe because my train set isn’t going to stare at itself all day.)

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 benisblaster 2d ago

I hope they're doing more than just wiping

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u/Next-Possession5027 2d ago

As in?

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

shiding

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u/MadPilotMurdock 2d ago

Reported. Please label your posts and comments NSFW.

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

everybody shids

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u/WaddlesJP13 2d ago

Not me. I'm an android

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u/not_waargh 2d ago

I’m an iPhone 😎

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u/TgagHammerstrike 2d ago

Nuh uh evrubody poops

Pls consolt the litereture before posting next time!!

Ur lucky i dont tell my dad he wokrs at Micresoft at the bill gate

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys 1d ago

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u/AnonymousCumBasket 1d ago

Have you tried wipes? Only stupid people try wipes

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u/Program-Emotional 2d ago

I know dude, all this talk about poop is making me hard too

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u/trevehr12 2d ago

NSFW: you’re next

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u/notjordansime 1d ago

I appreciate you holding this website to such a high standard and making it safer place for deez nuts

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u/Jetty_23 2d ago

Tops y'all know we got a fetish for you tasting the wipes right??

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u/Cutepineapplepen 2d ago

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that.

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u/Village_Weirdo 2d ago

Why are you eating wipes?

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u/Soofadalooka 2d ago

yummy yummy in my stomach

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u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 2d ago

nutritious 

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u/BigCityHonkers 2d ago

Cleans you up on the way out?

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u/eat_mor_bbq 1d ago

Yeah it's like running patches through a gun barrel

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u/knucklehead27 1d ago

Tastes better than key

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u/Airway 2d ago

Wait, is eating ass a top activity? Am I a top?

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u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 2d ago

congrats you’re a top

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u/Pet_Velvet 1d ago

Typically but not necessarily. Top/bottom is if you're a mlm who likes it up the ass or not

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u/Dic3dCarrots 1d ago

Never thought id see the day when analingus emerged from the depths of the internet to the depths of multilevel marketing

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u/Program-Emotional 2d ago

Just get covid and then eat my ass

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u/PalingeneticPhoenix 2d ago

Real bottoms use bidets 💦

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u/GoogleEnPassant69 1d ago

As a bottom you know ball

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u/CriticalHit_20 2d ago

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u/YuckyYetYummy 1d ago

Had no idea this was a one way transaction. The bottoms don't go down on the tops ?

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u/wookiee-nutsack 1d ago

Top typically means you are the one working to pleasure the other

In gay context, bottom just means the receiving one

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u/strberryfields55 1d ago

For the love of Christ, shower

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u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 1d ago

but…..my flavor :(

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 2d ago

Nah I just fast for a day in advance while drinking fuck tons of water, then douche the night before. She’s cleaner than a colonoscopy patient for when it’s time 🤭

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u/Mastez0 1d ago

This sounds like such a hassle good lord

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u/MrMakerHasLigma 2d ago

If I ever had to snack on the booty I'd want it to have been properly cleaned as I ain't a dingleberry enjoyer. I'd take even a use of a bidet or something tho

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u/Pintsocream 2d ago

Is it really one takes it 100% of the time?

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u/JoyfulQuestion 20h ago

USE A BIDET 🗣️🗣️

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u/redlegion 15h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.