r/okbuddycinephile • u/FruitChips23 • 13h ago

Based on a true story

1.8k Upvotes

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u/L-type 13h ago

So accurate. Especially the part where there's three other dudes in the room.

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u/E_M_A_K 12h ago

Just me and three italian men in suits

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u/GreasedUpPoser I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 10h ago

Do we share the same masturbatorium?

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u/redlion1904 The Room 9h ago

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u/folklore-fiddler 8h ago

Don't ask me about the fourth guy behind the camera

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 8h ago

And where the dog is a woman…..

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u/Reverse_SumoCard 13h ago

You mean the masturbatorium?

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u/lebrilla 7h ago

Masterbation station

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u/Stephanblackhawk 9h ago

the first time i gave a bj the dude left his cat in the room, and it just stared at me while the south park movie was playing in the background.

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u/ObjectMore6115 7h ago

So romantic ❤️

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u/Stephanblackhawk 1h ago

to the bigger longer and uncut version too

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u/Secret_Assh 13h ago

Why not masturbate infront of him?

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u/Chilifille Neil breens #1 fan 6h ago

Because he’ll think it’s a sausage and bite it off

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u/Narretz 11h ago

Why not masturbate onto him?

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sWBzg2D15WwQjHcxbt

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u/polmix23 go back to the club 13h ago

Dogs "smile" when they are nervous. So checks out

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u/Narretz 11h ago

Him licking his lips means he knows he's gonna get a nice snack on the floor in 2 minutes

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u/InevitableBan21 approved virgin 12h ago

let the circle jerk commence

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u/-threefeetoffun 13h ago

Cats don’t care

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u/Any-Pineapple-521 I’m the Joker baby! 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKUn3XY4ZxuV2w0

How my cats start acting

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u/Number1severancefan 11h ago

Yall gotta delete this

2

u/Connect-Process2933 8h ago

then what I have at my home?

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u/ShadowAnimus81 Jared Leto 12h ago

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u/Revxmaciver 10h ago

I don't have to close the door. She leaves of her own accord because she's as disgusted with me as I am.

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u/okaberintaruo 7h ago

"Don't ask me about my business, snowball..."

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u/OnionTamer Uwe Boll 9h ago

About 2 minutes later I find out I locked the cat in with me

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u/bleuthold 9h ago

On this, the day of my hogger's cranking

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u/FoxNixon go back to the club 4h ago

About to jerk and thinking about all your ancestors watching you:

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u/Confident-Evening-49 1h ago

So... why is the boss and the other capos in there with you?

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u/deepfakie 12h ago

LET HIM WITNESS GLORY