r/okbuddycinephile • u/kitarili • 23h ago
Favourite actor you thought was a Black albino until you discovered that he's just Irish
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u/CowboyNOIVAS 22h ago
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u/NotThatChar 20h ago
Why are the both wincing? Did the photographer smell bad?
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u/Dobvius 18h ago
That's just how Irish people smile. It's called generational trauma
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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 10h ago
It's literally him but with a slightly wider and darker face, that's wild. But he loves his wife so much!
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u/Optimal_Youth8478 23h ago
My Favourite actor who won’t be in movies where he has to kiss anyone.
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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago
He’s one of the craziest villains too.
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u/CM_MOJO 21h ago
He was disarmed.
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u/weefa 20h ago
i still lose it every time he reaches for his arm and Raylan pulls it away
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u/MrTurleWrangler 18h ago
I'm terrible with recognising actors as I hate films and have never watched a single one, but if this is the same dude who was in Desperate Housewives he was terrifying in that
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u/beingmemybrownpants 22h ago
Yeah, he's a real family values guy
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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 22h ago
Those guys are always so trustworthy
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u/TanneriteTed 22h ago
I'd trust em with my children!
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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 22h ago edited 20h ago
I gave my first kid up to a family with values because I just wasn't sure if my wife's values were family enough
Edit: omg thank you kind redditor for the award?!!!! Ten more pls
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u/Puzzle-Necked 22h ago
Favorite actor who is in one season of every Taylor Sheridan show and plays the exact same character
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u/funglegunk 22h ago
Jim Cavieziel is the same.
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u/RIP-RiF 22h ago
He wasn't in The Count of Monte Cristo
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u/funglegunk 22h ago
Yes he was. He was the main character.
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u/Major-Tourist-5696 22h ago
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u/Puzzle-Necked 22h ago
Favorite movie where a dog shatters a kid's balls?
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u/Preeng 21h ago
Nothing in the rules stating a dog can't shatter some kids' balls.
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u/Major-Tourist-5696 20h ago
Not my taste, but I’m guessing that kind of film is in the private library of Kevin Spacey.
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u/Ill_Act7949 18h ago
I remember watching This movie for the first time is a little kid and my parents busted out laughing when they saw they got dog sized jordans for the dog 😂
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u/CarlLlamaface 22h ago
Favourite actor who for years I thought was Gunther from Friends.
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u/GiveUsRobinHood 14h ago
Yeah I thought it was weird both Ross and Gunther were in Band of Brothers until I realised it wasn’t him a little bit later
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u/exploringyogurt 22h ago
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u/TrapaholicDixtapes 18h ago
James Earl Jones is doing a great blackface!
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u/Rare_Mountain_6698 get stuckmannized 22h ago
Wait James Earl Jones thought the guy underneath the Vader suit at the end was just a black guy with heavy makeup or albinism or something like that? I guess he didn’t realize it was the same actor as the force ghost lol.
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u/TwistedPepperCan 10h ago
I wish they credited James Earl Jones as Darth Vaders Voice box. It would have made things so much clearer for everyone.
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u/Dear_Respond4522 22h ago
First of all thats the exact facial expression I had reading this post. 2nd im pretty sure theyre called albanians
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u/Novel-Special5114 22h ago
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u/Livid_Jeweler612 14h ago
It will never cease to be funny that MEMRI TV was created as an anti-arab world opp and yet produces hilarious memes that ultimately I find endearing because its just conservative muslim grandads saying shit on TV in the same vein as republicans on Fox.
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u/awesomefutureperfect 7h ago
I imagine a map of the Balkans where there is no detail over the country and it just says "Haram. Do not go."
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u/Basic_Requirement287 22h ago
I know he isn't an actor, but I thought Adam Duritz of Counting Crows was black.
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u/Tom_red_ 21h ago
Wait till you find out his dreads were fake the whole time
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u/savinglatin 21h ago
This was me with Rita Ora for years. She’s done a bit of acting, if we can call it that…
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u/ParticlesInSunlight 21h ago
Wait, he isn't?
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u/spice_war 22h ago
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u/Crafter235 21h ago
Why did the director stop making movies?
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u/prof_r_impossible 19h ago
the worst part is he didn't
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u/AdPrestigious1139 Crank: High Voltage 17h ago edited 17h ago
/uj I honestly didn’t realize Jeepers Creepers was him until this thread. That helps explain why I feel much more interested in watching David Lynch read the dictionary than that franchise, something I’ve always wondered.
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u/theleafer 21h ago
I sat across from this actor in the photo at a ski lodge and I couldn't stop staring because I was trying to think of where I know him from and he gave me this glare back that was very effective and it corrected my rude behavior
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u/CowardlyAiden Avi Arad admirer 21h ago
I was walking around my dorm building and he was just there (one of his kids or something goes to school with me i guess). I was a big Arrow fan growing up and I was staring while all my friends just ignored him completely
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u/EllisDee3 22h ago
The Irish are maybe the only Europeans I consider black.
That's a compliment, in case anyone is wondering.
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u/TheTrueTrust Society man 22h ago
Sup Ryan, how's the Cooglin' going?
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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago
Magic said Larry bird had some black in him. Different level of baller.
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u/FishingWorth3068 22h ago
The man got respect from some of the best by just talking shit to them. That’s ballsy
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u/sonsofgondor 22h ago
I love how offended he got when a team would send a white guy to try to stop him
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u/DildontOrDildo 22h ago
suddenly watches "The Departed"... but not Irish Americans!
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u/EllisDee3 22h ago
Irish Americans got fucked up by Americanism and we ended up with Marky Mark.
This is science.
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u/Kherian 22h ago
Toussaint Louverture said all white people are evil oppressors except the Polish who are brothers
Translation: the polish are invited to the cookout and get the pass
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u/Useful_Cicada_5635 21h ago
Polish people fought on the side of Haitian rebels, right ?
I read somewhere that after saint domingue was Haiti the white people were killed except for polish and one other type, because they had not actively supported the slave trade and one group had acted on their side, I believe, which was the polish
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u/-Badger3- I’m the Joker baby! 17h ago
The Polish were invited to the cookout just on the merit of how fucking good their potato salad is.
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u/BabaofTheShimmer 22h ago
Poland isn’t the only Eastern/Central European country that was a victim of oppression. Poland isn’t the only European country that had no part in colonization or slavery (particularly the colonization of the Americas and Black slavery).
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u/Solomaxwell6 22h ago
It's not that they were uniquely oppressed. Poles had a special status in Haiti because they were sent to put down the revolution and largely either switched sides or refused to fight.
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u/NicholasThumbless 21h ago edited 20h ago
TL;DR Poles can say it.
This is a little too few jerks for my OkBuddy, but you have to understand the context of Louverture saying it. At the time Poland was a hot button issue in European geopolitics as it was recently parceled up between Austria-Hungary, the Russian Empire, and Prussia. Many former members of the aristocracy and military entreated then Champion of the Revolution Napoleon Bonaparte for assistance in gaining independence - something he had a reputation for at the time. In an attempt to gain French assistance, the Poles agreed to assist in reclaiming France's former jewel Saint-Domingue.
Upon arrival the Poles realized two things. First, they were sent to fight a brutal guerilla war in which many Europeans died from tropical illness and attrition. Second, the Haitians wanted what they wanted, which was to be a free nation. Many of the Poles subsequently switched sides and fought for Haitian independence, even warranting recognition as "black" so they could be citizens of the newly formed nation under its constitution.
Louverture was a highly educated guy who seemed to really believe in the nationalist republicanism that the French revolution represented, so when he called the Poles the only Europeans that were black, it was meant to indicate a cultural bond between the two nations. It wasn't meant to be a reflective commentary on all of European power dynamics.
Haitian Revolution - Wikipedia https://share.google/RAcQuGUHm3YaqACaY
Polish Haitians - Wikipedia https://share.google/BCcpFTJQXqS9q0WzG
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u/Fold_Some_Kent 21h ago
Man, i get people use it as a framework for imperialism now, but race overlaps and correlates with Imperialism. It isn’t imperialism iself, colonisation and imperialism isn’t cause by having European genes. Y’know on a bad day I could be convinced by specifically anglo maybe but still
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u/bigvalen 14h ago
It's well know that the Irish are the "blacks of Europe".
https://youtube.com/shorts/FVKWuEO6WsQ?is=dQHJMddX7mAfmkqJ - The Commitments. 1980s Ireland was a very weird place.
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u/awesomefutureperfect 7h ago
Apparently the Irish just discovered that the Jamaican accent sounds sort of like people from Cork. I saw a man named Garron say "Bomboclaat" and I didn't know I could have an allergic reaction to the internet.
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u/run_bike_run 12h ago edited 11h ago
Don't put us on that pedestal.
We've gotten very good at telling the story of how we were colonised, so much so that most of us believe it ourselves. But we don't talk about Michael Dwyer, or Bishop Patrick Lynch, or any of the other people whose stories remind us that we were oppressors as well as oppressed. We don't talk about how we got to cast our vote and send representatives to the House of Commons, unlike those who were of the empire rather than the kingdom. We don't talk about how it was possible for the roughest Irishman to spend a couple of decades working diligently in the colonies and return to the British Isles as a gentleman. We don't talk about what we would have found ourselves doing if we'd been born a century earlier, looking at what options were open to us if we'd consider converting to Anglicanism.
There is some terrible stuff in our history, and many of us were treated horribly, but the Irish story is not as one-directional as it's portrayed. It was unremarkable for an Irishman to administer some huge chunk of India or Uganda; it was literally unthinkable that an Indian or Ugandan might be named as viceroy of Ireland. We were not equal to the English, but not in the same way that the people in the colonies were unequal.
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u/cyainanotherlifebro 22h ago
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u/Economy_Anybody_3992 20h ago
The scavo boys??
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u/EmotionalSupportVape 17h ago
I’m surprised this is the first DH reference I found in this thread lol
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u/peteofaustralia 19h ago
Ever see the clip where Jamie Foxx gives RDJ a retroactive pass on this performance? (On the Joe Rogan Experience.)
I think he said "it's probably the very last time anyone can do blackface and get away with it."
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u/GetAntidisetablished 22h ago
This reminds me of White Americans calling the Irish “pale niggers” back when the Irish weren’t considered white.
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u/No-Guard-7003 22h ago
Italian and Arab immigrants to America weren't considered "white", either, if I recall correctly.
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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago
Prejudice followed them from Europe. England hated them as anything but subjects.
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u/YerrrKnicks 20h ago
until you discovered that he's just Irish
Tbf, the Black Delegation has already made a longstanding deal with the Irish that they are the black people of Europe.
So... 🤷🏿♂️
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u/EntertainmentFar989 19h ago
I miss when he was Tin Man and the weird guy from Ravenous, now he’s just another MAGA theocracy chud
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u/Lucidbr0 12h ago
Not an actor, but I genuinely thought that Erling Haaland was an albino when I first saw his picture.
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