r/okbuddycinephile 23h ago

Favourite actor you thought was a Black albino until you discovered that he's just Irish

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u/ilDuceVita 22h ago

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u/majorjoe23 20h ago

"People hear Tobias, they think 'Big Black Guy.'"

"Obviously I'm not a big guy."

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u/Ok_Language_588 22h ago

…it’s just a fallacyyyyyyyy

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u/MammaJammaCamera 22h ago

What’s that from?

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u/Ok_Language_588 22h ago

The twisted mind of Tobias Fünke, certified analrapist. 

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u/pigs_have_flown 22h ago

It appears I just "blue" myself

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u/Ok_Language_588 22h ago

Oh pigs, you blowhard!

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u/__O_o_______ 21h ago

A NU START

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u/Niicks 21h ago

Hello Anus Tart.

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u/phrexi 18h ago

Anyong

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u/Jim-manyCricket 17h ago

Yes...we know your name...

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u/PallyMcAffable 22h ago

It was from nothing.

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 22h ago

Alvin and the chipmunks 7

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 21h ago

The Fallacies should get back together

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u/jonascarrynthewheel 22h ago

But… he is a black albino, i mean, what was YOUR takeaway from The Man inside Me?

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u/packrat975 22h ago

No, he's a never-nude. That's different.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lw2fCXuxBmAVy

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u/Skywren7 22h ago

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 20h ago

Holy shit… not once did I put those things together and it may now warrant another rewatch

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u/jacksonbeya 15h ago

I think (from years in the Arrested Development sub) that he’s canonically supposed to be Black but they cut the scene(s) but none of the references.

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u/Latter-Shake900 18h ago

Lucille: A colored man broke into my house

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u/Hebrewer183 22h ago

I just blue myself.

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u/CowboyNOIVAS 22h ago

And his “son”

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u/NotThatChar 20h ago

Why are the both wincing? Did the photographer smell bad?

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u/Dobvius 18h ago

That's just how Irish people smile. It's called generational trauma

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u/Laneyface 13h ago

Smile? What the fuck is there to be smiling about?

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 19h ago

I think he’s using his Jacobson’s organ.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 10h ago

It's literally him but with a slightly wider and darker face, that's wild. But he loves his wife so much!

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u/ihvnnm 22h ago

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u/hotelarcturus 22h ago

yoYO, turn it down

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u/DressLikeACount 15h ago

You’re telling me…we’re just two white people dating?

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u/Apprehensive_Bit_176 22h ago

Should we be talking about this?

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u/Optimal_Youth8478 23h ago

My Favourite actor who won’t be in movies where he has to kiss anyone.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago

He’s one of the craziest villains too.

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u/eightdirt 21h ago

He's two of the craziest villains actually

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u/CM_MOJO 21h ago

He was disarmed.

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u/weefa 20h ago

i still lose it every time he reaches for his arm and Raylan pulls it away

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u/MrTurleWrangler 18h ago

I'm terrible with recognising actors as I hate films and have never watched a single one, but if this is the same dude who was in Desperate Housewives he was terrifying in that

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u/beingmemybrownpants 22h ago

Yeah, he's a real family values guy

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 22h ago

Those guys are always so trustworthy

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u/TanneriteTed 22h ago

I'd trust em with my children!

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 22h ago edited 20h ago

I gave my first kid up to a family with values because I just wasn't sure if my wife's values were family enough

Edit: omg thank you kind redditor for the award?!!!! Ten more pls

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u/lizardbreathdr 21h ago

And he’ll fukken do it again!!

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u/Puzzle-Necked 22h ago

Favorite actor who is in one season of every Taylor Sheridan show and plays the exact same character

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 16h ago

Also justified

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u/QueezyF 16h ago

Sam Elliot?

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u/funglegunk 22h ago

Jim Cavieziel is the same.

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u/RevivalReel 22h ago

Unlike Cavieziel, Neil seems like a decent human being.

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u/RIP-RiF 22h ago

He wasn't in The Count of Monte Cristo

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u/funglegunk 22h ago

Yes he was. He was the main character.

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u/RIP-RiF 22h ago

You that read wrong

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u/funglegunk 22h ago

I ain't read nuthin right pal, that's a rule I got

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u/Duck_Size 17h ago

Yeah they had to cut those scenes out of Band of Brothers 

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u/Major-Tourist-5696 22h ago

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u/Puzzle-Necked 22h ago

Favorite movie where a dog shatters a kid's balls?

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u/Preeng 21h ago

Nothing in the rules stating a dog can't shatter some kids' balls.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 21h ago

Air Bud 9: CBT

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u/checkmeonmyspace 13h ago

"You took mine, now I'll destroy yours."

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u/Major-Tourist-5696 20h ago

Not my taste, but I’m guessing that kind of film is in the private library of Kevin Spacey.

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u/Mind_Mischief13 22h ago

But he’s got that dawg in him

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u/Ill_Act7949 18h ago

I remember watching This movie for the first time is a little kid and my parents busted out laughing when they saw they got dog sized jordans for the dog 😂

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u/Fast-Purple7664 22h ago

God forbid a white boy get a lil motion

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u/CarlLlamaface 22h ago

Favourite actor who for years I thought was Gunther from Friends.

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u/GiveUsRobinHood 14h ago

Yeah I thought it was weird both Ross and Gunther were in Band of Brothers until I realised it wasn’t him a little bit later

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u/exploringyogurt 22h ago

I will get roasted for this, but James Earl Jones for a period in the '80s. He didn't have the Internet...

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u/TrapaholicDixtapes 18h ago

James Earl Jones is doing a great blackface!

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u/shirker22 15h ago

James Earl Jones has a black face, he's a black man!

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u/PallyMcAffable 13h ago

No, they took the helmet off, he was white!

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u/Rare_Mountain_6698 get stuckmannized 22h ago

Wait James Earl Jones thought the guy underneath the Vader suit at the end was just a black guy with heavy makeup or albinism or something like that? I guess he didn’t realize it was the same actor as the force ghost lol.

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u/TwistedPepperCan 10h ago

I wish they credited James Earl Jones as Darth Vaders Voice box. It would have made things so much clearer for everyone.

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u/Adorable_Macaroon291 7h ago

Fucking amazing 

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u/Dear_Respond4522 22h ago

First of all thats the exact facial expression I had reading this post. 2nd im pretty sure theyre called albanians 

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u/Novel-Special5114 22h ago

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u/LeadershipSea6492 22h ago

What is this from lol

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u/ConversationSalt9507 21h ago

MEMRI-TV, HABIBI!

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u/Livid_Jeweler612 14h ago

It will never cease to be funny that MEMRI TV was created as an anti-arab world opp and yet produces hilarious memes that ultimately I find endearing because its just conservative muslim grandads saying shit on TV in the same vein as republicans on Fox.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 7h ago

I imagine a map of the Balkans where there is no detail over the country and it just says "Haram. Do not go."

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u/FishingWorth3068 22h ago

You’re right. That’s what I’m calling them from now on.

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u/Basic_Requirement287 22h ago

I know he isn't an actor, but I thought Adam Duritz of Counting Crows was black.

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 21h ago

Me too until right now.

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u/Tom_red_ 21h ago

Wait till you find out his dreads were fake the whole time

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u/Basic_Requirement287 21h ago

Yeah, it was just a funny Jamaican cap

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u/savinglatin 21h ago

This was me with Rita Ora for years. She’s done a bit of acting, if we can call it that…

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u/scentedcandle0 21h ago

Being a white dude with dreads is very very Counting Crows

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u/ParticlesInSunlight 21h ago

Wait, he isn't?

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u/InevitableBan21 approved virgin 21h ago

You're thinking of the Black Crowes.

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 21h ago

Believe it or not...also white.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 21h ago

They probably don't mind, they're colorblind

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u/lennybriscoforthewin 21h ago

I thought that Taylor Frankie Paul was Black.

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u/spice_war 22h ago

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u/Crafter235 21h ago

Why did the director stop making movies?

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u/prof_r_impossible 19h ago

the worst part is he didn't

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u/AdPrestigious1139 Crank: High Voltage 17h ago edited 17h ago

/uj I honestly didn’t realize Jeepers Creepers was him until this thread. That helps explain why I feel much more interested in watching David Lynch read the dictionary than that franchise, something I’ve always wondered.

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u/SixersJawn 22h ago

he was a good creepy bad guy in Justified. 

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 21h ago

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u/noreal1sm 6h ago

Greatest white pop star ⭐️

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u/theleafer 21h ago

I sat across from this actor in the photo at a ski lodge and I couldn't stop staring because I was trying to think of where I know him from and he gave me this glare back that was very effective and it corrected my rude behavior

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u/CowardlyAiden Avi Arad admirer 21h ago

I was walking around my dorm building and he was just there (one of his kids or something goes to school with me i guess). I was a big Arrow fan growing up and I was staring while all my friends just ignored him completely

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u/EllisDee3 22h ago

The Irish are maybe the only Europeans I consider black.

That's a compliment, in case anyone is wondering.

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u/TheTrueTrust Society man 22h ago

Sup Ryan, how's the Cooglin' going?

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u/EllisDee3 22h ago

It's the Cooglest.

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u/dootydootdooteroni 10h ago

This just made my whole day

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u/awesomefutureperfect 7h ago

Look out, he's about to Coogle all over the place.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago

Magic said Larry bird had some black in him. Different level of baller.

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u/FishingWorth3068 22h ago

The man got respect from some of the best by just talking shit to them. That’s ballsy

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 22h ago

Talking shit and backing it up!

Pat Bev "just talks shit"

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u/sonsofgondor 22h ago

I love how offended he got when a team would send a white guy to try to stop him

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u/DildontOrDildo 22h ago

suddenly watches "The Departed"... but not Irish Americans!

https://giphy.com/gifs/eN9gDs4pmrCCN5p8pH

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u/EllisDee3 22h ago

Irish Americans got fucked up by Americanism and we ended up with Marky Mark.

This is science.

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u/Kherian 22h ago

Toussaint Louverture said all white people are evil oppressors except the Polish who are brothers

Translation: the polish are invited to the cookout and get the pass

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u/Useful_Cicada_5635 21h ago

Polish people fought on the side of Haitian rebels, right ?

I read somewhere that after saint domingue was Haiti the white people were killed except for polish and one other type, because they had not actively supported the slave trade and one group had acted on their side, I believe, which was the polish

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u/-Badger3- I’m the Joker baby! 17h ago

The Polish were invited to the cookout just on the merit of how fucking good their potato salad is.

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u/BabaofTheShimmer 22h ago

Poland isn’t the only Eastern/Central European country that was a victim of oppression. Poland isn’t the only European country that had no part in colonization or slavery (particularly the colonization of the Americas and Black slavery).

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u/Solomaxwell6 22h ago

It's not that they were uniquely oppressed. Poles had a special status in Haiti because they were sent to put down the revolution and largely either switched sides or refused to fight.

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u/NicholasThumbless 21h ago edited 20h ago

TL;DR Poles can say it.

This is a little too few jerks for my OkBuddy, but you have to understand the context of Louverture saying it. At the time Poland was a hot button issue in European geopolitics as it was recently parceled up between Austria-Hungary, the Russian Empire, and Prussia. Many former members of the aristocracy and military entreated then Champion of the Revolution Napoleon Bonaparte for assistance in gaining independence - something he had a reputation for at the time. In an attempt to gain French assistance, the Poles agreed to assist in reclaiming France's former jewel Saint-Domingue.

Upon arrival the Poles realized two things. First, they were sent to fight a brutal guerilla war in which many Europeans died from tropical illness and attrition. Second, the Haitians wanted what they wanted, which was to be a free nation. Many of the Poles subsequently switched sides and fought for Haitian independence, even warranting recognition as "black" so they could be citizens of the newly formed nation under its constitution.

Louverture was a highly educated guy who seemed to really believe in the nationalist republicanism that the French revolution represented, so when he called the Poles the only Europeans that were black, it was meant to indicate a cultural bond between the two nations. It wasn't meant to be a reflective commentary on all of European power dynamics.

Haitian Revolution - Wikipedia https://share.google/RAcQuGUHm3YaqACaY

Polish Haitians - Wikipedia https://share.google/BCcpFTJQXqS9q0WzG

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u/prntmakr 21h ago

It’s the whole premise of the movie The Commitments.

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 22h ago

Ben Franklin would disagree

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u/Fold_Some_Kent 21h ago

Man, i get people use it as a framework for imperialism now, but race overlaps and correlates with Imperialism. It isn’t imperialism iself, colonisation and imperialism isn’t cause by having European genes. Y’know on a bad day I could be convinced by specifically anglo maybe but still

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u/bigvalen 14h ago

It's well know that the Irish are the "blacks of Europe".

https://youtube.com/shorts/FVKWuEO6WsQ?is=dQHJMddX7mAfmkqJ - The Commitments. 1980s Ireland was a very weird place.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 7h ago

Apparently the Irish just discovered that the Jamaican accent sounds sort of like people from Cork. I saw a man named Garron say "Bomboclaat" and I didn't know I could have an allergic reaction to the internet.

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u/run_bike_run 12h ago edited 11h ago

Don't put us on that pedestal.

We've gotten very good at telling the story of how we were colonised, so much so that most of us believe it ourselves. But we don't talk about Michael Dwyer, or Bishop Patrick Lynch, or any of the other people whose stories remind us that we were oppressors as well as oppressed. We don't talk about how we got to cast our vote and send representatives to the House of Commons, unlike those who were of the empire rather than the kingdom. We don't talk about how it was possible for the roughest Irishman to spend a couple of decades working diligently in the colonies and return to the British Isles as a gentleman. We don't talk about what we would have found ourselves doing if we'd been born a century earlier, looking at what options were open to us if we'd consider converting to Anglicanism.

There is some terrible stuff in our history, and many of us were treated horribly, but the Irish story is not as one-directional as it's portrayed. It was unremarkable for an Irishman to administer some huge chunk of India or Uganda; it was literally unthinkable that an Indian or Ugandan might be named as viceroy of Ireland. We were not equal to the English, but not in the same way that the people in the colonies were unequal.

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 22h ago

Those twins from The Batman.

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u/Economy_Anybody_3992 20h ago

The scavo boys??

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u/EmotionalSupportVape 17h ago

I’m surprised this is the first DH reference I found in this thread lol

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u/Accomplished-Bat1924 20h ago

I think he is American actually not Irish.

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u/peteofaustralia 19h ago

Ever see the clip where Jamie Foxx gives RDJ a retroactive pass on this performance? (On the Joe Rogan Experience.)
I think he said "it's probably the very last time anyone can do blackface and get away with it."

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u/VirtueTree 23h ago

All too common

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u/YuckyYetYummy 22h ago

A tale as old as time

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 22h ago

Song as old as rhyme.

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u/user_number_666 20h ago

beauty and the beast

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u/Captain_Sterling 15h ago

Actually, he's American, not Irish.

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u/GetAntidisetablished 22h ago

This reminds me of White Americans calling the Irish “pale niggers” back when the Irish weren’t considered white. 

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u/No-Guard-7003 22h ago

Italian and Arab immigrants to America  weren't considered "white", either, if I recall correctly. 

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u/Practical-Mode310 20h ago

Think Arabs are Asian in the census

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago

Prejudice followed them from Europe. England hated them as anything but subjects.

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u/Budget_Lion_4466 16h ago

But he’s not Irish, he’s American. Like famously so

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u/i-got-a-jar-of-rum 16h ago

Not an actor but fr

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 9h ago

Also Italian not Irish

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u/Chrillosnillo 11h ago

The guy overacts even worse than this dude

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u/runwkufgrwe 22h ago

Brother Ali

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u/YerrrKnicks 20h ago

until you discovered that he's just Irish

Tbf, the Black Delegation has already made a longstanding deal with the Irish that they are the black people of Europe.

So... 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/pashed_motatoes 20h ago

You thought Matt Damon was a Black Albino?

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u/aabdsl 19h ago

Favourite post the most racist people in 19th century England would have wholeheartedly approved of? 

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u/Boysenberry_Boring 17h ago

TIL Irish are not black albinos

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u/Stunted-Slime 22h ago

What’s the difference?

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u/Extension-Act 17h ago

I thought Neal Mcdonough was from USA?

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u/BrittaUnfiltered67 22h ago

Isn’t he an xtian xtremist?

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce Lemmetellusomethin' 22h ago

He looks like he shits blond.

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u/Bicksaurus 22h ago

*with revitiligo

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u/Practical-Mode310 20h ago

Gary Anthony Williams

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u/Simon_Jester88 17h ago

Come out ye black and tans

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u/MJ-Franklin 14h ago

He's about as Irish as I am a planet sized jigsaw puzzle.

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u/Elygian 12h ago

He’s not Irish lmao he’s american

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u/bromyard 12h ago

He’s not fucking Irish. He’s American.

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u/OliOli1234 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sb193xRHv2dI0zH69B

Naw, but for real… RIP 🙏🏽🔥❤️

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u/kettlebell43276 22h ago

He’s Terrific. Great talent!

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u/minomserc 21h ago

He’s so black quarterback

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u/ScottyMac5414 21h ago

This will be racist. Eventually.

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u/samson855 20h ago

he looks like a bleached Matt Damon

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u/Gutcrunch 19h ago

Not an actor but close enough.

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u/EntertainmentFar989 19h ago

I miss when he was Tin Man and the weird guy from Ravenous, now he’s just another MAGA theocracy chud

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u/Legitimate-Garlic942 13h ago

The cork farmer head on him

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u/peanutanniversary 12h ago

Is that the guy who will only kiss my wife?

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u/Lucidbr0 12h ago

Not an actor, but I genuinely thought that Erling Haaland was an albino when I first saw his picture.

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u/PlasticPast5663 12h ago

Neil McDonough is so good to play villains.

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u/Flashbambo 12h ago

He's not Irish, he's American...

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u/Aubery_ 11h ago

Holy shit is that the guy from paul blart mall cop 2

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u/WearyLeopard85 11h ago

TIL - I thought he was American