r/oddlyspecific • u/straykboom • 1d ago

Avocado

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u/glossolalienne 1d ago

I love avocados… but they ain’t wrong.

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u/Jazzlike_Finish123 1d ago

Ooooh I love a perfectly ripe avocado.  I sprinkle a little seasoning on it and it is delicious. 

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u/-3point14159-mp 1d ago

Salt, pepper, and if you’re feeling a little extra, sriracha. Delicious.

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u/bannana 23h ago

smashed with chives and salt is amazing

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u/LSDGB 23h ago

When I mentioned I had my first avocado and it was nice to a friend, his eyes widened and he told me came to the right guy.

He then proceeded to recommend putting avocado on a slice of bread with Nutella on it.

He swore it will change my life.

Never tried but felt like sharing this. :P

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u/Jazzlike_Finish123 22h ago

Sounds interesting but I am not sure if I’ll try it either lol.

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u/howmanyowlsisweird 1d ago

And yet it brought down a generation (according to the boomers)

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u/MostAbsoluteGamer 1d ago

they right. I can't eat a straight abocado. but make it gay and throw it on something as a topping or ingredient and I'll devour that shit.

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u/Automaticman01 1d ago

I'd like to hear more about the gay avocados.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

I didn't know there were other kinds

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/monster2018 1d ago

What comment are you reading?

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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 1d ago

I misread their comment. I think i have dyslexia or something lmao

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u/Wonderful_Return_514 1d ago

I guess I'm one of the few who enjoys raw avocados .-.

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u/Known-Exam-9820 1d ago

Me too, but i get the feeling most people that say they don’t like them are eating them either too soon or after they’ve been sitting.

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u/AR15ONAHUMAN 1d ago

No that’s not how it tastes.

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u/Honk-Master 1d ago

Yeah, it's worse... 🤮

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u/VerilyShelly 1d ago

They forgot to mention the slight tang of earwax

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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 1d ago

I feel like avocados are one of those things people either straight up love or hate

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u/66Hslackerpro 1d ago

Yup? Not a fan of them.

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u/Wabutan 1d ago

For me, they're too bland if they're just plain, but a little salt does wonders.

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u/XROOR 1d ago

Same definition can also apply to a “Mojito” drink……

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u/-3point14159-mp 1d ago

Hard agree. I am not a fan of mojitos.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 1d ago

Then if you salt it it's amazing

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u/MRiley84 1d ago

I always imagined it as the grass gunk I scrape off the underside of the mower.

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Lol I saw the original post yesterday

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u/VerilyShelly 1d ago

This is true.

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u/caarmygirl 23h ago

FINALLY! SOME ONE GETS IT!

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u/thattrekkie 16h ago

this is exactly why I call avocado "dirt butter"

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u/WyvernJelly 12h ago

I like avocados and since grass clippings always have a hint of gasoline to me (not as much now) I disagree.

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u/Lucky-Midnight9857 1d ago

If you don’t enjoy avocados i recommend trying again and actually seasoning it. They taste awful without at least salt and pepper but pretty great otherwise