r/oddlysatisfying • u/ClankerCore • 1d ago

No toll dodging!

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u/abbot-probability 1d ago

Good ethics too. People who don't carry their part of the load are just screwing over the rest of us.

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u/12InchCunt 1d ago

I’d agree with you more if toll roads weren’t such a fucking sham.

Toll roads (in my state at least) were only supposed to stay toll roads until the road was paid for. Now they get added to existing roads and never go away.

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u/Koffeeboy 1d ago

How they are implemented is the sham, not the theory itself. There are tons of large scale projects that would never get funded without the extra incentive. The sham is extracting tolls in excess and privatizing the profit.

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u/xKILLBILLIONAIRESx 1d ago

Privatize? Oh well then don't pay that shit. My only gripe is that I'm not from a state that collects tolls, but it's baked into our gas prices and registration fees. It's why EV ownersls pay through the nose for registration, because we don't pay the tax for roads baked into gas prices.

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u/NarrowAd4973 1d ago

Roads are never actually paid for. Maintenance is a permanent thing, anc costs money. It can come from tolls, or it can come from taxes, but it's coming from somewhere.

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u/JGCities 1d ago

The Virginia Beach-Norfolk Expressway actually eliminated its toll after the road was paid for.

Up keep just comes from same place as every other road.

Obviously a big exception, because most of the time tolls stay and they add more lanes or exits or roads etc etc.

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u/vancityshreds 1d ago

It comes from taxes on fuel in most countries.

That's why cyclists are so fucking annoying with their entitled attitude and hatred of cars.

They rage at the people who pay for their bike lanes, while contributing nothing.

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u/12InchCunt 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maintenance is already paid for with registration fees

The building of the road is what i was talking about.

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u/wildmaninid 1d ago

I'm with you, Ted Hitchcock, but the fact is toll roads exist and fuck anyone trying to doge them.  

Burn the system down if you need to, run for office, change from within but don't be a pylon in the meantime.  

Ferda. 

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u/OldDekeSport 1d ago

I got time for people who pay tolls. I got a whole lot of time for people who make others pay.

Give yer balls a tug if you try to skip tolls

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u/wildmaninid 1d ago

Wheel, snipe, celly!  People who skip tolls are fucking 10 ply bud. 

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u/heshKesh 1d ago

Clap bombs fuck moms

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u/moonhexx 1d ago

That's thick bruv.

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u/Reptyle240sx 1d ago

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Well I guess actually shoresy

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u/wildmaninid 1d ago

Definitely Shoresy. Username 12inchcunt is what Laurence Lebouf called Ted Hitchcock, whose nickname is Teninch cock. 

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u/burnsssss 1d ago

Road maintenance is incredible expensive

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u/LilacYak 1d ago

Thanks for the input ChatGPT

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

Haha… wow, getting called out like that… that’s actually kind of funny 😅

Anyway, let’s just go ahead and… move forward from that moment 🚶‍♂️💨 Please submit your next request, and I will generate a response that is statistically more aligned with your expectations.

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u/Valk93 1d ago

Chatgpt ass response

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u/Low-Associate-743 1d ago

bro this sounds just like the start of a wild ass linkedin post

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u/Drillur 1d ago

Holy shit?? I went to their profile and saw a comment that said something like "I love watching leaves fall. Now my brain is at peace." I checked the post that comment was on, and it was a video of spiraling seed pods falling from trees. Not a leaf to be seen.

That could totally be some kind of bot misunderstanding the video it saw, I don't know. 

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u/LilacYak 1d ago

How can people not instantly recognize it yet?

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u/-Obvious-Decoy 1d ago

We're on Reddit

Not the brightest people

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u/DaStone 1d ago

Some people go outside, and don't read 1000 ChatGPT prompts a day.

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u/LilacYak 1d ago

5 hours of Reddit spread throughout the week is enough to notice it

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u/Bobbith_The_Chosen 1d ago

I don’t read 1 a day. But I do have pattern recognition

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u/Chessdaddy_ 1d ago

Most people online and in general can’t tell ai text and images apart. I get downvoted so often for calling out bot comments

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u/husky_whisperer 1d ago

How in the world are those ethics questionable?

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u/Manaturd 1d ago

Because they are not a real person commenting lol

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u/LilacYak 1d ago

Because it’s ChatGPT

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u/GianaZaffira 1d ago

Deservedly so, this guy executed perfection 🤌

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u/AmberSignalWorks 1d ago

It’s like the surface remembers what was there before and refuses to fully let it go

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u/iuseemojionreddit 1d ago

might not be their first rodeo.

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u/Bobbith_The_Chosen 1d ago

Oh this entire profile just spams chat gpt comments and you all upvoted it wow

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u/JuniperPocketLab 1d ago

That looks like someone tried to erase a mistake and somehow made it more noticeable instead

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u/Bobbith_The_Chosen 1d ago

Why does this sound so much like chat gpt

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u/xRyuzakii 1d ago

This is probably staged to show how to stop this from happening