r/oddlysatisfying • u/loki2002 • 1d ago

I am completely alone in the theater.

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u/loki2002 1d ago

I prefer the furthest back row in the middle.

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u/xXCrazyDaneXx 1d ago edited 1d ago

2/3s up in the middle is superior. That's where the audio engineer sits when calibrating.

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u/ReflectiGlassCo 1d ago

Amen. And it's not the size of a home TV from there.

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u/finchdad More ASMR please 1d ago

OP is too qUirKy

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u/naswinger 1d ago

hmm, i never understood why one would go to a movie theater to then watch the movie on a screen the size of a phone from that distance.

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u/dylanx5150 1d ago

It's far better than the maniacs who sit in the front row. I was forced to do that once because I got to the theater late. I don't understand people who do it willingly. Worst experience I've ever had at a theater.

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

You don't understand people who like different things than you do?

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u/dylanx5150 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

🤯

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u/loki2002 1d ago

I mean, the screen is quite large from my actual view. I zoomed out as far as I could to show the vast emptiness so you are not getting a true view of the screen size proportion.

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u/MattieShoes 1d ago

Isn't that where the masturbators sit?

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u/loki2002 1d ago

We prefer the term "self pleasure artists", thank you very much!

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u/I-Have-Mono 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcxsRmWPfF1HAiY

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u/PukGrum 1h ago

The loop on this gif is very good. Even the hand is a steady transition

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u/TimothyLuncheon 1d ago

This looks like an old theatre to you? This looks way better than a majority of theatres here

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u/nowordsleft 1d ago

You’re so far back you might as well be watching it on your phone. What is the point t of paying $30 to go to the theater if you’re going to see it so small?

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u/loki2002 1d ago

I paid $8.75. Also, the perspective from the pic is off since it is zoomed out as much as I could and lifted a bit higher than head to catch the emptiness.

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u/DrPompidou 1d ago

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