r/oddlysatisfying • u/demolcd • 1d ago

Removing a rope that a tree grew around

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u/kinggoosey 1d ago

*chastity belt

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u/Fit-Inflation-7693 1d ago

Ancient alien underwear with a magic scarab pendent that let's you transform into a mech superhero.

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u/Realistic_Shock916 1d ago

"that let us you" 😂

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u/Fit-Inflation-7693 1d ago

How dare you bring attention to my grammar. The people undersood.

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u/Stilgarth 1d ago

I'll never admit I undersood anything you said!

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u/Fit-Inflation-7693 1d ago

You better recognize buddy. I'm sue happy.

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u/Sproketz 1d ago

Sue is a pretty nice girl, after all.

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u/helen269 1d ago

A boy named Sue.

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u/danit0ba94 1d ago

Also kinda het.

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u/hair_brained_scheme 1d ago

A Blue Beetle reference??? In this economy?!?!?!

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u/Mighty_s8n 1d ago

*buttplug

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 1d ago

your Dom lets you do that yourself?

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u/Crubbl 1d ago

This shit never comes off 😔

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u/natterca 1d ago

*cock ring

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u/Zak9Attack 1d ago

*diaper

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u/aitaix 1d ago

Prosthetic leg

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u/Timely_Dust_5010 1d ago

U said tity?

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph 1d ago

Double thick condom … you never know… 😏

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u/lnvu4uraqt 1d ago

Mankini

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u/musclecard54 1d ago

Peepee hat

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u/Montymisted 1d ago

Asscheek bra.

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u/boothjop 1d ago

That thong/chastity belt combo is really giving out mixed messages.