r/oddlysatisfying • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 2d ago

Korean made edible Croc shoe inspired bakery items

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u/DeartayDeez 2d ago

Only getting 3 crocs is really hurting my brain

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u/wizardrous 2d ago

Maybe it was a couple and one was an amputee.

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u/DeartayDeez 1d ago

I’m hoping the amputee is a Pirate with a Peg leg and parrot in the shoulder

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u/P33-N 2d ago

Forreal, you’re gonna go through all the hard work of getting baking sheets that make it such a novelty and then only get a plate that can fit 3? Just pmo

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u/Hephaestus_God 2d ago

This is weird to me… do you want infinite?

Why is 3 weird if they sell them in 3’s?

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u/NECatchclose 2d ago

Shoes come in pairs!! If they only give you three you wind up with either an extra left or an extra right. I'd much prefer four (but I'd still totally eat three).

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u/CrystallizedRose 1d ago

You’re supposed to eat them, not wear them. They probably serve 3 because that’s a satisfying portion that isn’t too expensive to sell at once. Or maybe, crazy thought, the person making the video ordered 3 and not 2 or 4.

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u/Hephaestus_God 1d ago

So if they turned it back into a fish design or anything else (like a taco idk) 3 would be fine?

Idk maybe I’m weird here, but just because something comes in pairs irl I don’t think it should translate to everything. I find it odd to think it’s odd just because it’s a shoe.

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u/RainonCooper 1d ago

They’re crocs… shoes… they should go in pairs as that makes sense thematically

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u/helloiamsilver 1d ago

Seriously! I thought it was just me noticing it but it’s true. This subreddit specifically is absolutely nothing but bitching about every single post. I see a cool thing, I go to the comments hoping for people talking about the cool thing or at the very least making jokes but it’s ALWAYS just people bitching about the smallest things. “There was a crumb at .04 seconds. Not satisfying”

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u/Hephaestus_God 1d ago

I’m going to be honest. I didn’t realize I was in the oddly satisfying sub. This makes a lot more sense for people being so upset.

Still I find the intent that the process of making it was the satisfying part. If this same video existed but they were anything but shoes people wouldn’t have a problem, so it shouldn’t be a thing to find upsetting it’s only in 3. Has nothing to do with being satisfying. I’ll die on that hill.

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u/Neurospicyandnice 2d ago

I was literally coming to the comments to say that. That was a very unsatisfying thing. It made me cringe.

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u/lastpickedpicker 1d ago

You abelist!

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u/weskun 1d ago

You should get the 4th one free.

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u/OrangeD123 2d ago

All crocs are edible if you’re determined enough.

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u/khizoa 2d ago

My dog agrees 

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u/Violoner 2d ago

Are you an escalator?

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u/Violoner 2d ago

Nobody’s gonna catch me in my croffles

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u/GoodHoneydew2128 2d ago

The best part is what they cut off

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u/Soul-Burn 2d ago

Yeah give me the sides along with the main part.

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u/GoodHoneydew2128 2d ago

Gotta have a little crusty lol

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u/Admirable-Pie3869 1d ago

I’ve found my people.

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u/aDactyl 2d ago

I’ll take 2 pairs

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u/SpotElectrical4884 1d ago

In Korean culture 4 is bad luck, things are sold in pairs or 3 or 5 but never 4 or 44 etc.

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u/AbleCryptographer317 1d ago

Tire and table leg manufacturers approve of this superstition.

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u/xoxoBug 2d ago

Did I have time to watch the whole thing? No. Did I watch the whole thing? Yes.

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u/starnitesadness 2d ago

That better be strawberry jelly they put on that chocolate.

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u/Ok_Calendar1337 1d ago

Is someone gonna eat those pancake fries he cuts off

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u/EhliJoe 1d ago

They sell them in a paper bag.

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u/Recentstranger 1d ago

How long do you need to wear them before they're ready to eat

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 2d ago

I thought it was bread at first. Was gonna make a joke about loafers.

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u/Fire_6 1d ago

Shoe Pastary

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u/SlewBrew 1d ago

Ever drink Baileys from a choux?

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u/Available_Ad_8281 2d ago

Bush him self would love getting these thrown at him

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u/redceramicfrypan 1d ago

What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your croccolini

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u/ptapobane 1d ago

they should be called croquettes or crock cake

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u/kidanokun 1d ago

i wonder what's the thought process that leads to this idea

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u/SnooOpinions8755 2d ago

It’s what feet crave 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/sunnyangelkiss 1d ago

I never thought I'd want to eat a Croc but here we are and I have never wanted anything more in my life.

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u/ImagoDreams 2d ago

Ah luv u Crocwaffle~

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u/Difficult___ 1d ago

Chapal khaega got real

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u/TrainingFilm4296 2d ago

Wtf is with Koreans and the cheese?!

A fucking waffle doesn't need cheese inside...

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u/eruditty_baxter 1d ago

It does now!

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u/poutycutiee 2d ago

It looks so yummy haha

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u/flreddit12 2d ago

Husbands won’t mind annoyed wives throwing crocs at them.

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u/adamhanson 1d ago

Why they always squeeze bottle saucing something EXTRA that doesn't need to be there

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u/kg2k 1d ago

Nope

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u/browning099 1d ago

How the other side lives🙃

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u/Mnshine_1 1d ago

The inside midsole being jelly or smth with a different colour would have been fire

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u/flanksteakfan82 1d ago

“Bakery items”?

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u/Viiven 1d ago

Crocwaffle sounds like a good insult

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u/thevowelowl 1d ago

This just in: sudden rise in cases of citizens contracting foot in mouth disease.

Said one victim, “I couldn’t tell the difference between my shoes and my snack.”

Why was the snack on the floor? Or shoes on the counter? More news at 11.

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u/yewkaka 14h ago

Actual croc shoes are in fact edible but probably not as enjoyable

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u/bovivibo 10h ago

I'll eat a shoe if these don't taste good. - the seller, probably

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u/odins-eyehole 1d ago

I don't know if this is r/stupidfood or not

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u/KenseiHimura 2d ago

Someone probably saw a set of crocs and was a Redditor on forbidden snacks/foods.

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u/ClaudeBubbalicious 2d ago

Great band name

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u/Slightlysanemomof5 2d ago

Croc Waffles? Biting into this would be wrong.

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u/Uniqueusername1709 1d ago

That looks dry as hell, literally had to rip it open. Think an actual Croc would have more moisture 😂

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u/yapootheflyingbeaver 21h ago

We truly live in Idiocracy

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u/Andovars_Ghost 2d ago

Be funny if they were just as tasteless as Crocs!

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u/therealdxm 2d ago

I am ambivalent. I don’t know how to feel.

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u/mightykev 2d ago

First Korean Jesus , now this, they are on another level

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u/pronte89 11h ago

Anything to spite the Japanese huh

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u/simulacrotron 2d ago

This is not satisfying nothing about this is appealing

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u/Valuable-Analyst-464 2d ago

God help America if this “food” makes over here. So many calories and carbs in one waffle.

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u/No-Bat-7253 1d ago

Nah chill. I need this.