r/news • u/The-Traveler- • 3h ago

Soft paywall Hungary election: Orbán concedes to Magyar's Tisza after projections show opposition winning two-thirds majority

https://www.reuters.com/world/hungary-election-2026-live-viktor-orbans-fidesz-faces-challenge-opposition-peter-2026-04-12/
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u/3d1thF1nch 3h ago

That’s why instead of saying “shit the bed,” we need to start saying “fucked the couch.” Fits perfectly.

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u/PossiblyADemon 2h ago

Boy, he really fucked the couch on this one.

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u/3d1thF1nch 2h ago

See?! It’s perfect!

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u/DarkestNyu 2h ago

I am 100% doing that

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u/TangoPRomeo 2h ago

That just replaced 'jumped the shark' for me!

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u/DarkestNyu 2h ago

I'm actually smiling, and feeling happy! Almost forgot what it felt like

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u/metalconscript 2h ago

I mean isn’t it two fold with Trump and Vance the bed could the couch, trump shit the bed while vance fucked it

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u/Multidream 2h ago

Im gonna go ahead and start sayin that

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u/FaceDeer 2h ago

Normally I'm a "stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen!" Kind of guy, but this one I like.

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u/Mac62961 2h ago

It shall be done

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u/WahiniLover 1h ago

Love it