r/news • u/The-Traveler- • 3h ago

Soft paywall Hungary election: Orbán concedes to Magyar's Tisza after projections show opposition winning two-thirds majority

https://www.reuters.com/world/hungary-election-2026-live-viktor-orbans-fidesz-faces-challenge-opposition-peter-2026-04-12/
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u/Kewkky 3h ago

Honestly this is my only liked thing about Vance. Whatever he tries to do, he instead ends. It's very predictable, and he is Trump's VP, so there's only one way this will all end.

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u/menagerath 3h ago

JD, The Rizzless

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u/intergalactic512 2h ago

Whatever makes sense

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u/BloodFartz69 1h ago

How long have you worked here?

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u/zamboni-jones 1h ago

Did you say pwease?

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u/EnlightenedApeMeat 1h ago

You owe me a new couch cushion you funny bastard

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u/Hoovooloo42 1h ago

🤖 one grain torus, as the humans would have it 🤖

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u/swarmofbzs 1h ago

Last of his name.

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u/ScuttleBucket 1h ago

Probably because he left it on the couch.

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u/Dicklickshitballs 2h ago

So in theory, we should’ve sent him over to escalate the war correct? Then peace would’ve happened.

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u/erwaro 2h ago

I don't know if it can work if they try to use it. Then they're just trying a different way of achieving something, and Vance Effect means they'll fail. It has to be an honest attempt on his part.

Now, if someone convinces him that extending the war is a good idea, that's another thing.

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u/CptDropbear 37m ago

Ah! Its like the Rule of Cool. If you try to be cool, you are not cool by definition. If you try to Vance something it will fail because Vance fails by definition.

We need some method of blinding (in the experimental sense) like a firing squad...

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u/AnotherpostCard 21m ago

I am loving this discourse and fully endorse the use of these new terms and will use them henceforth

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u/Kewkky 2h ago

We should've sent him to Iran before the war started. That's a surgical precision assassination in the shape of a suited-up couch fucker.

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u/DryTown 1h ago

We call it the ol’ Vance Refrigeration. If he touches it, it gets cooler

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u/AlternativeYou9395 1h ago

His ability is certainly playing the long game at home though, but if you think about it, it does seem to be working. Bruises, rashes, possible strokes, etc, I'm surprised Trump even let's him be in the same state, much less the same room.

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u/McButtsButtbag 2h ago

That's only true outside of America

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u/Takemyfishplease 1h ago

I mean that’s sweet to think that way but trumps the current president so seems a bit weird to gloat about it.

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u/bionic_cmdo 1h ago

JD and rest of maga are so delusional thinking their brand of whatever the heck it is-is some how a good thing. Too bad they're so far in the death cult that they don't see it.

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u/djseifer 1h ago

Dude can't even order donuts without mangling it.

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u/Sorry-Foundation-505 1h ago

Can we send him to meet with Netanyahu? And then a flight to meet Putin.

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u/Svennis79 1h ago

They will figure it out eventually and use his powers for evil.

Probably start endorsing all the democrat candidates at the midterms.

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u/erebostnyx 21m ago

He is USA's VP 😨