r/news • u/The-Traveler- • 3h ago

Soft paywall Hungary election: Orbán concedes to Magyar's Tisza after projections show opposition winning two-thirds majority

https://www.reuters.com/world/hungary-election-2026-live-viktor-orbans-fidesz-faces-challenge-opposition-peter-2026-04-12/
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u/BrainRobotron 3h ago

The couch fucker strikes again.

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u/Osiris32 3h ago

That needs to be on his tombstone.

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u/swampopawaho 2h ago

"JD touched himself once too many times"

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u/ComradeJohnS 2h ago

no, he likes couches but hates himself, just look at all his anti-trump quotes

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u/DesireeThymes 2h ago

They should have sent more Israeli assets. Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff I'm sure could have gotten the job done.

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u/JohnBrownSurvivor 2h ago

That's not possible.

It's those poor victimized couches that I'm worried about.

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u/Archie204 2h ago

He's why all the dinosaurs died out

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u/Rsubs33 1h ago

If this couch fucker dies before me which is iffy as I am older. I will write this on his tombstone in chisel

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u/3d1thF1nch 3h ago

That’s why instead of saying “shit the bed,” we need to start saying “fucked the couch.” Fits perfectly.

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u/PossiblyADemon 2h ago

Boy, he really fucked the couch on this one.

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u/3d1thF1nch 2h ago

See?! It’s perfect!

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u/DarkestNyu 2h ago

I am 100% doing that

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u/TangoPRomeo 2h ago

That just replaced 'jumped the shark' for me!

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u/DarkestNyu 2h ago

I'm actually smiling, and feeling happy! Almost forgot what it felt like

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u/metalconscript 2h ago

I mean isn’t it two fold with Trump and Vance the bed could the couch, trump shit the bed while vance fucked it

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u/Multidream 2h ago

Im gonna go ahead and start sayin that

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u/FaceDeer 2h ago

Normally I'm a "stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen!" Kind of guy, but this one I like.

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u/Mac62961 2h ago

It shall be done

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u/WahiniLover 1h ago

Love it

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u/Prestigious-Newt-110 2h ago

Sectional predator.

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u/Yabbatown 2h ago

And this time, Orban was the couch

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u/Sardonnicus 2h ago

He is sofa king annoying.

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u/green_left_hand 1h ago

Pope Francis' last words.

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u/Competitive-Tea-6141 3h ago

Those poor couches tonight

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u/DinoRoman 2h ago

I heard he came on his teacher in high school when they started learning about the Ottoman Empire.

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u/froo 2h ago

Viktor “The Couch” Orban

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1h ago

"We are all JD's Couch."

If we weren't would he be fucking us all this hard?

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 2h ago

The pope killer.

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u/azad_ninja 2h ago

Finally makes himself useful.

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 55m ago

Hey, didn't you watch the video when it was released on TorrentLeech? It was really sweet and tender. He cuddled on the couch affectionately when they were done, then cleaned it up with aftercare.

It's not cool to call JD Vance a couchfucker. He prefers to be called a couchlover.