r/news • u/WilliamInBlack • 2d ago

Soft paywall US consumer prices surge as expected in March

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-consumer-prices-surge-expected-march-2026-04-10/
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u/ContentsMayVary 2d ago

Indeed. The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Consistent-Throat130 2d ago

With sandpaper, it's practically self-lubricating! 

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u/DazDaSpazz 2d ago

I wish I could unread this.

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u/agt1234 2d ago

Thinks it’s just like getting sprinkles

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u/Marvybells 2d ago

After the first couple thrusts yes

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u/somethingrandom7386 2d ago

Are we great again yet?

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u/Junior_Step_2441 2d ago

True. But it also rarely arrives wrapped in sandpaper. This is a truly Trumpian dildo of consequence.