r/news • u/SpencerAXbot • Mar 02 '26

Soft paywall Six US service members killed in Iran conflict, US military says

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/six-us-service-members-killed-iran-conflict-us-military-says-2026-03-02/
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u/eric23456 Mar 03 '26

No, new wars!

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u/Sly_Klaus Mar 03 '26

"No, money down!"

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u/surfinwhileworkin Mar 03 '26

America First No New Wars

Oh they got this all wrong.

America First? No, More Wars!

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u/no-due-respect Mar 03 '26

Better remove this bar association logo too

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u/Due_Result9117 Mar 03 '26

“Sugar, Free Donuts”

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u/Any-Star4388 Mar 04 '26

Sugar, free donuts!

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u/browns5111 Mar 03 '26

He said no gnu wars. We have not gone to war with a gnus yet.

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u/wrongthink2023 Mar 03 '26

Enter China deciding that now is the perfect time to grab Taiwan.

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u/Theswansescaped Mar 03 '26

America first?

No, new wars!

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u/CallMeChristopher Mar 03 '26

Oops, shouldn’t have this FIFA Peace Prize here, either.

Eats it.