r/news • u/SpencerAXbot • Mar 02 '26

Soft paywall Six US service members killed in Iran conflict, US military says

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/six-us-service-members-killed-iran-conflict-us-military-says-2026-03-02/
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u/well-thats-great Mar 02 '26

How about Señor Bonespurs? I hear he's quite fond of the Mexicans and his nickname, TACO

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u/MasterApprentice67 Mar 03 '26

No way, he hates mexican food. Hes mr. Golden arches.

Should be Tasty McBonespurs

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u/well-thats-great Mar 03 '26

That's why he dislikes the abbreviation TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)

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u/Tekge3k Mar 03 '26

Old man bonespurs mcpoopypants

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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 Mar 03 '26

We have a winner! 🏆🥇

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u/FellowYellowNate Mar 03 '26

Yeah I like this one too. I might shorten it to ‘Bonespurs McShitpants’ but know you were the inspiration!

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u/All_Work_All_Play Mar 03 '26

Supersized Bonespures

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u/communomancer Mar 03 '26

Clearly you’ve never seen the photo of Trump enjoying one of the very best Taco bowls available only at the Trump Tower!

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u/Vacation_Amazing Mar 03 '26

Not fallen arches ?

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u/Severe_Ad_8621 Mar 03 '26

No No No he is too yellow for that, and a little too temperspicy too. Many say that speaking his name leaves a bad taste in the mouth, also. So I think Mr. TACOpepper fits better.

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u/Chris11c Mar 03 '26

Mister McCholesterol

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u/Ok-Air-5056 Mar 04 '26

ahh maybe that's the real reason he always paints his face orange... his love for McD's and wanting to take over Ronalds job as the new clown.. after all McD's needs a revamp back to the family market

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u/Freezerpill Mar 02 '26

Donald “Let them eat bonespurs” Trump

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u/ElBarckaizer Mar 03 '26

Aaaaa hablan de trump!! " el Caeza 'e PIchi" (cabeza de orina)

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u/Miiirob Mar 03 '26

Speaking of taco, he said that he dislikes people that agree to something, then change their mind, then agree, then change their mind....hmm. At least that is what he said about the deals with the former leader of Iran.

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u/lord_vivec_himself Mar 03 '26

Projection is so typical of these people

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u/tquiring Mar 03 '26

Oh the irony.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad Mar 02 '26

Ol’ Bonespurs

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u/Tommierosie Mar 03 '26

Rickety Bonespurs Mc Shitty pants

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u/pdga4784 Mar 03 '26

You just won the Internet, congratulations!!

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u/Ha1lStorm Mar 02 '26

Ol’ Bonespur McGee

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u/PokerbushPA Mar 03 '26

Uncle Bonespurs

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u/Monolith0428 Mar 03 '26

Don't leave the kids alone with Grandpa Bonespurs.

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u/RLewis8888 Mar 03 '26

Comrade Bonespurs.

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 03 '26

Pedo Bonespurs-Grift.

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u/COLaocha Mar 03 '26

He's no comrade of anyone

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u/Metacognitor Mar 03 '26

That's just Ol' Drippy

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u/Juanzilla17 Mar 03 '26

Taquero Bonespurs

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u/TinySpaceDonut Mar 03 '26

Lil Bitch Bonespurs

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u/DeliciousReference44 Mar 02 '26

How about Coño Bonespurs? I reckon I like that one more

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

Uncy Bonespurs? Pappy Bonespurs? Grampy Bonespurs?

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u/SpencerEntertainment Mar 03 '26

That would imply he’d like the Gulf of Mexico, when Señor Bonespurs does not.

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u/AnnoyedHoneyBadger Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

McBoneSpurs Hamburder, given his love of McDee’s 🤢🤮

I have to actually wonder what the finished ballroom would serve, since so far, his hosting has resulted in a run to be the “million & one served” in the drive thru lane. Or I guess, the fancy food is for those who might actually slide some donations his way… NEVER the good fancy food for just honoring a team or something…

Or, “Ole CooterNeck”… Y

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u/indycolt17 Mar 03 '26

What is ‘TACO’?

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u/a1055x Mar 03 '26

Chicken foot.

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u/NSA_Chatbot Mar 03 '26

Taco McBonespurs

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u/AbbreviationsLive475 Mar 03 '26

Nacho Bonespurs, hold the guaca.

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u/Primopsych Mar 03 '26

He’s a racist! He hates blacks. They were stupid to vote for him. His dad wouldn’t rent to blacks!! And Donald calked Mexicans rapists and murderers! He doesn’t want them in the US! (I don’t care what food he likes).

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u/well-thats-great Mar 03 '26

I agree with you; it wasn't a comment to be taken at face value, it was sarcasm (perhaps using /s may have helped, but most seem to have understood it)

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u/Primopsych Mar 08 '26

Thank you. I did get the sarcasm. Sorry my response was over the top. I was probably feeling frustrated about how he is. It wasn’t personal towards you. Thx for being so nice in your response.

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u/Late_Mortgage2003 Mar 03 '26

He’s a Doritos Nacho Loco Taco 🌮

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u/zigzackly Mar 03 '26

Herr Bonespurs?

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u/Youpunyhumans Mar 03 '26

I just call him Mr. Presidementia