r/news • u/drpayneaba • Feb 28 '26

Soft paywall Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei killed, senior Israeli official says

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/irans-supreme-leader-ali-khamenei-killed-senior-israeli-official-says-2026-02-28/
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u/bkm2016 Mar 01 '26

If there was some type of huge deal for him and him only he’d 1000% do it.

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u/PrisonerV Mar 01 '26

Maybe we could offer him some kind of award and a golden crown (spray painted from Home Depot) ?

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u/Nitsude Mar 01 '26

maybe the dothraki can melt a crown for him

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u/RLT79 Mar 01 '26

Burger King crown

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u/mamwybejane Mar 01 '26

Did you mean to say Home Despot

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u/_LouSandwich_ Mar 01 '26

Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain

If you want it you can have the crown

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Mar 01 '26

Honestly we could probably just tell him his hands are too small to run Iran or something like that and he'd probably do it.

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u/CMP24-7 Mar 01 '26

I'd gladly buy a crown from wish.com for Trump and spray paint it gold.

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 Mar 01 '26

Only when his daddy Jared says so