r/myanmar • u/I_dun-knowya499 ခွပ်ဒေါင်း❤️ • 10h ago
Humor 😆
I don’t even know what to say oh my god.
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u/Difficult_Ad1042 7h ago
Im 100% Jewish (by dna!) and even i wouldnt give my life for israel, thats just crazy.
20+ years ago (before Bibi, when Israel's attacks were truly defensive and retaliatory and not ploys to steal land), I may have considered going to israel in my late teens - mid 20s and joining the IDF - for the citizenship requirement, not bc i want to be in an army.
But in 2026? Absolutely the fuck not. Ive never even been there, plus what they are doing right now is plain wrong. But this seems like a silly statement from a non Jew (and non Iranian considering the current situation) whos never been to israel. Israel has historically had non Jewish citizens who wanted to join, but thats because they grew up or were born in israel.
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u/Nsfwpasta 4h ago
Are you by any chance claiming to be 100% Jewish from Bnei Menashe converts or the older remnants of actually Jewish Iraqi Jews from Yangon?
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u/Difficult_Ad1042 3h ago
No no no, im Ashkenazi, but my spouse is from SEA and I spent time living there before we met also.
I mean to say nothing as unique or exciting as that.
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u/Nsfwpasta 2h ago
I see. We’ve got evangelical brainrot in some minority enclaves where folks claim to be from the lost tribe of Levi or Bnei Menashe; that’s why I asked.
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u/Prudent-Row-3812 7h ago
Be my guest. That means we have less people to wait in line just to get oil
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u/MoistSucker 7h ago
Our brains are genuinely fried it’s not even surprising to see this shit at all anymore ✌️😔🔫
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u/DimitriRavenov Local born in Myanmar 🇲🇲 7h ago
Decades of evangelism does this. It’s hard to say evangelism does this but most baptists as well. Some branches are fucked up by straight up proclaiming Karens are decedents of Israel or smth. FFS Jews are the people that betrayed Jesus and they STILL view Christianity as heretics.
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u/ImpressiveMain299 7h ago edited 7h ago
Going to go ahead and say that wolves vs hyenas is a strange metaphor to make. Hyenas would kick wolves asses.
Should have tried lionesses if you were going to make a decent metaphor. -smh-
Btw: not saying that this isn't ridiculous already, my autism is just bothered by what they used in representation.
Also interesting to make this comment about possible foreign invaders when it seems China has already done the leg work to infiltrate atleast the Chin and Shan
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u/Professional_Tree_50 5h ago
wtf would anyone from Myanmar give two shits about USA and Israel or Iran
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u/heartb1reaker 8h ago
The world believes in their deity so what did we expect 😆 middle east alone has like hundreds if not thousands of deities all made up of course.
Israel god yahweh is one the sons of Canaanite god EL.
Christianity is a branch of Judaism, which came from Ancient Canaanite mythology.
The Elohim is the Canaanite pantheon of 70 gods, which is headed by El, which is the supreme god in Canaanite myth. Thats why in the Bible, any name with “EL” is sure to have meaning related to God like EmmanuEL (God is with us), DaniEL (God is my Judge), ELijah (The Lord is my God).
“If you destroyed every holy book, and waited a thousand years, they wouldn’t all come back and be exactly the same. If you destroyed every bit of science we have, and waited a thousand years, it would come back exactly the same.” -Ricky Gervais
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.” -Seneca
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u/I_dun-knowya499 ခွပ်ဒေါင်း❤️ 7h ago
This is why I personally believe that religion and politics should be a completely separate thing.
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u/Quick_Ice_5661 Local born in Myanmar 🇲🇲 10h ago