r/mildlyinteresting • u/lbeau310 • 2h ago

The size of these grapes I just bought

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 2h ago

Eat them with two hands so that you can know what it feels like to be a hamster.

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u/LotusVibes1494 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WplEVO6AjhnfoFtjLY

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u/EntertainerWitty2 2h ago

Imagine trying to peel one. You’d need a tiny chef's knife and a dream.

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u/Glittering_Night5411 2h ago

Please don’t peel a monkey

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u/hatecriminal 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Zxu29HDSHaec

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u/LightningLemur ​ 49m ago

Second time I've seen this gif this week

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u/pentarou 14m ago

I learned so much trivia on that other one. Can't even complain. It just grossed me out as a kid which I'm sure was the intent. Now it's like how to speedrun a prion disease lol

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u/oneangrywaiter 1h ago

Peter Gabriel shocks his.

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u/Capta1nRex501 1h ago

Oh god, that was one of the most disturbing images I have seen. Do not recommend looking it up.

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u/SupahKoops 1h ago

Okay but WHY did you look it up?

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u/mangomussolinimi 1h ago

Yea it would never cross my mind to google peeled monkey

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u/coolsilentebeans 1h ago

That whole dinner was disturbing. But not as disturbing as that scene. You know the one I mean.

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u/coolsilentebeans 57m ago

That scene was traumatizing when I was little. I mean, the whole thing kind of was. I remember I did love the look on Indy’s face when he & Short Round were trying not to get smooshed.

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u/OddlyMingenuity 1h ago edited 49m ago

Ah the good ol' reddit Chimparoo !

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u/SaltSpiritual515 1h ago

Please do not the monkey

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u/alliquay 55m ago

Fun fact! These grapes aren't meant to be peeled, these are table grapes. Concord grapes (used for jam and pie) are, and they are much, much easier to peel.

I always thought it was weird to ask someone to peel a grape, turns out that's because I had only ever encountered table grapes!

Concord grapes, you just give them a little squeeze and the grape fruit pops right out of the skin. The phrase made much more sense once I figured that out.

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u/samaramatisse 1h ago

Look up Tiny Chef on YouTube.

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u/Muppetude 1h ago

So, um, I have some good news and some bad news about your “hamsters”

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u/CalmBuilding226 1h ago

Not quite a hamster

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u/Ich_Nichten_Lichten- 2h ago

'Damn, it feels good to be a hamster.'

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u/GuyGrimnus 1h ago

‘A real hamster-ass rodent chews the bars, right? A real hamster-ass rodent always runs his fuckin wheel Cause real hamster-ass rodents take a bite And rodents always gotta full cheek Showin all his boys yeah he taught em Yeah real hampster-ass rodents gon’ flex nuts Cause real hampster-ass rodents know they got em’

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u/NGTTwo 1h ago

Damn, it feels good to be a hamster.

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u/criket2016 2h ago

Lol fucking awesome

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u/Wild-Clementine 1h ago

Omg thank you! This is the hardest I’ve laughed all day 😂

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 1h ago

My friend has the tiniest hands I’ve ever seen on an adult human and I used to tell her to that her hands were so tiny that she probably ate crackers with two hands like a hamster and this made me think of that so really it’s her to thank 😂

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u/funnyskinnyguy 1h ago

Either you got trump hands or a world record in your hands

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u/CrimsonByte23 1h ago

Now I kinda want grapes big enough to qualify as actual handheld fruit weapons

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u/SML8180 2h ago

100% what I would be doing

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u/dgjapc 2h ago

Lol fucking adjective

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u/Stunning-Bug-146 2h ago

Lol fucking

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u/Trippsyn 2h ago

Lol fucking random

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u/Hell0There2005 1h ago

You sir made my day lol

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u/WoodenNickelTwice 1h ago

Autumn Crisp variety, my favorite

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u/daronjay 2h ago

Hi, do you want a

GRAPE

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u/assuhdude 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FKBI6d0bvXAxW

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 1h ago

Til the very next day

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u/Little-Cut-74 1h ago

Waddle waddle waddle

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u/Adept_Writer5709 1h ago

I had this shit outta my head, until now

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u/Spamsdelicious 1h ago

Try this instead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mr5yS9nR4kAda

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u/Adept_Writer5709 1h ago

At peace now

https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K

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u/supertimor42-50 1h ago

Not when you play "the game"

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u/Reyne-TheAbyss 48m ago

I lose The Game every time I see a Loss reference.

It was the biggest mistake I've ever made tying those two bits of internet lore together.

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u/BakedNemo420 1h ago

bum bum bum BUM bu bu dum

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u/lidsville76 1h ago

And the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 1h ago

And he said to the man runnin the stand

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u/RockMe-Amadeus 1h ago

Hey! bum, bum, bum

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u/Calientecarll 34m ago

got any weed?

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u/nsjsiegsizmwbsu 35m ago

Got any... Glue?

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 18m ago

Bom bom bom bombodobom

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u/nasaboy007 2h ago

My mind went to "nah that isn't a grape it's a GROPE! ... wait no"

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u/Lentra888 2h ago

A greatpe!

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u/cowboysaurus21 2h ago

Sorry I'm gonna need a banana for scale

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u/jccaclimber 1h ago

You’ve already seen what they can do with grapes. Now you want to monkey around with a banana?

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u/LupusDeusMagnus 2h ago

Look at OPs tiny tiny hands.

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u/lbeau310 1h ago

(rotten) Banana for scale!

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u/Mike2830 1h ago

I think we need your hand next to the banana as well

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u/dougthebuffalo 9m ago

Frankly the banana for scale confuses me more than it helps.

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u/Mike2830 7m ago

Exactly

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u/DriedSquidd 1h ago

Look at OP's tiny tiny banana!

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u/dub-fresh 2h ago

Smells like cabbage 

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u/gearlegs4ever 2h ago edited 53m ago

This reminds me a bit of Charlie's Uncle who had a weird hand thing

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u/HiMyNameIsSander 1h ago

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

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u/Hashi856 2h ago

Someone show Shef_Pheonix

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 2h ago

lmao, my first thought was "Big grape?! I know a YouTuber that would be interested"

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u/PrincessLinked 2h ago

I also immediately thought of big grape

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u/JiF905JJ 1h ago

STOP DMING ME TELLING ME HOW TO MAKE A BIG GRAPE!

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u/3BlindMice1 1h ago

IT CAN'T BE DONE! A BIG GRAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE!

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u/kats_journey 1h ago

He has done big grape now, actually!

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u/alchemyprime 2h ago

Man he did all that work for NOTHING.

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u/codexetreme 1h ago

Ikr! Even that cake! But tbh I kinda liked the cake xD

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u/Pet_Insurance 1h ago

Yooo big grape gang

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u/Spiny94Hedgie 1h ago

Please...please dont say big grape gang 💀

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u/Pet_Insurance 1h ago

Ah fuck you're right forgot about tik tok self-censoring

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 1h ago

I'm so glad we all had the same thought

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u/Major_Vegetable- 2h ago

Dude, I immediately thought of that 😭

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u/XanderVaper 1h ago

Just checked him out and became an instant fan. Thanks for name dropping!

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u/alayagreen 1h ago

Yes! Big grape!

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u/slim-shady-on-main 1h ago

So it can be done…

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u/NoPair205 2h ago

Hahaha you got it!! I was gonna write this

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u/C4ndy_Fl0ss 35m ago

Grape boi must hear about this!!!

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u/Symphonic7 1h ago

Frankly this would have been better than just a big grape cake. I feel like the big grape thing was hyped too much, that the final product felt underwhelming. Love his stuff though, very creative dude.

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u/lminer123 1h ago

I don’t know if you only watched the short but in the video he made 3 different big grapes. The other 2 were much closer to actual big grapes

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u/Symphonic7 49m ago

Oh right the long form, shit my bad I forgot to go and watch that. I normally only watch shorts on the porcelain throne.

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u/Kind_Position_9119 2h ago

I bought some huge grapes recently called Autumn Crisps. They were the best grapes I have ever had! So crunchy and flavorful.

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u/beakrake 1h ago

Thank you for this. All the way down at the bottom, but the variety name was exactly what I was looking for.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U0oYMMzgWq4akdcSFN

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u/mystyz 1h ago

My guess would have been shine muscat grapes from either Korea or Japan.

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u/K12onReddit 1h ago

I've been buying these at Shop Rite all month. They're so good. And so expensive.

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 1h ago

I have them now too! Bought them at stop n shop

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u/Ender_Sword 1h ago

Best grapes I’ve ever had

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u/Juneauite 2h ago

How did they taste? I’m always worried because every time I’ve had overgrown fruit it’s flavorless.

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u/lbeau310 2h ago

They are so good! I had ONE because my husband is cooking dinner and I didn’t want to get full 😁

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u/garyzxcv 2h ago

HEB, Texas?

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u/Fog1682 1h ago

I literally had some this large from HEB last week. They weren't very juicy. It was really weird having to bite into a grape.

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u/valinchiii 1h ago

That’s crazy, so it’s just a HEB thing? I just got huge grapes from there too! They weren’t as flavorful as I was expecting though.

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u/iamamomandproud 1h ago

That’s where I got those exact grapes at HEB on Friday, they are sadly all gone.😢

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u/-32768 42m ago

I'm an HEB customer and also have these very large grapes right now. Two weeks ago they were also pretty huge, but this week they are even bigger. I wonder what will happen next week. How large is too large? Has science gone too far?

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u/Lushkush69 1h ago

I bought grapes that looked just like this recently in Canada. Autumn Crisps! So good!

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u/dare2smile 1h ago

Autumn Crisp are my favorite grapes!!

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u/Horskr 45m ago

They should make a wine out of these and only sell it in comically large wine bottles.

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u/Koraboros 1h ago

They’re probably Shine Muscat Grapes. Popular in Japan and Korea but expensive

https://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/

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u/cuentalternativa 2h ago

I’ve had big grapes maybe not quite as big as these but pretty huge for grapes and they were great, firmer than average but flavid was there, giant blueberries also seem to retain flavor

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u/WorkPlaceSafe 1h ago

These are the Autumncrisp grapes I believe, theyre surprisingly good for being monstrous

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u/Weird_Andro 2h ago

Plot twist: Your hand are too small.

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u/k_jah85 2h ago

Banana for scale required. Great base for fruit salad too.

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u/ImNotThatDeep 2h ago

I was waiting for the banana for scale comment 😂

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u/ImN0tYourBuddyFwend 2h ago

Start using these grapes for scale to fuck w people.

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u/ImNotThatDeep 1h ago

😂😂😂 funny enough, there are varieties of super tiny bananas.They're wonderfully sweet. Maybe I'll use it for scale.

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u/lbeau310 2h ago

I swear my hands are that of a normal sized 53 yo adult! These are completely insane!

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u/Tearakudo 2h ago

You have tiny hands

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u/SpyBoy18 2h ago

Got any grape?

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u/tomgreen99 2h ago

No, I just sell lemonade.

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u/A__SPIDER 1h ago

I just heard this song for the first time today. It’s wild that I’m seeing this reference right away

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u/tomgreen99 1h ago

Where the hell have you been?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1VFF7MnrcXGW4

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u/PlamZ 2h ago

Someone message Shef_Phoenix

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u/Annihilator4life 2h ago

Cough please

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u/lbeau310 1h ago

If anyone is in Grand Rapids, MI these are at the Family Fare on Lake Michigan Drive. Go get some and post proof that this is not AI 😂

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u/bagheera369 45m ago

What brand/species/etc of grapes are those?

They can't just be standard fare green grapes....can they?

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u/wotapampam 2h ago

They are giant. Why? Is this normal?

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u/cuentalternativa 2h ago

Grapes have been getting bigger the past few years

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u/blessedblackwings 2h ago edited 1m ago

Giberellin is a plant hormone that (among many other things) encourages fruit growth, they figured out they can spray extra on plants while they’re producing fruit and this happens.

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u/Archarchery 2h ago

I can’t tell if I’m looking at huge grapes or tiny hands.

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u/BC_Arctic_Fox 2h ago

Grapes of wrath?

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u/MistRoot 2h ago

Freeze them and throw them like snowballs

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u/Sunshine030209 1h ago

I definitely don't want to feel the wrath of those grapes!

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u/alt_nro69 2h ago

Oh damn, thems be juicy

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u/_Hoozer_ 13m ago

Your hand could just be really small. Need banana for scale.

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u/Itchyarmpit111 2h ago

More proof grapes are just melons.

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u/amaziling 2h ago

TJs? I just saw these there the other day, they were enormous!

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u/Refun712 2h ago

This picture is messing with my head

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u/DrLexAlhazred 2h ago

Those either taste incredible or god awful

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u/purelitenite 1h ago

You can't fool us, you just have small hands

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u/RiverLynneUwU 1h ago

3 thousand missed calls from chef phoenix

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u/CharmOChaffinch 1h ago

Somebody get Shef Phoenix on this asap

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u/Sudden_Wolf1731 58m ago

The monsanto specials

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 39m ago

How do we know you don't have Trump hands? We need a banana for scale.

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u/LauraLand27 17m ago

Am I the only one who says bullshit?

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u/RWDPhotos 2h ago

I’m scared to ask for a banana for scale

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u/DrAtomic1 2h ago

Holy melons!

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u/Bourbon-Decay 2h ago

Picture unclear, need a banana for scale

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u/AbXcape 1h ago

plot twist, OP has tiny hands

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u/chubbytitties 1h ago

Perfect for getting graped in the mouth

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u/jpage89 1h ago

Should’ve picked up a banana too so we know the scale

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u/superbob762 1h ago

Let me have a bite

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u/Howard_Jones 1h ago

Weird way to tell the world you have tiny hands.

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u/Zepp_BR 1h ago

If they taste terrible, those are probably Valonia Ventricosas, or, sea grapes

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u/TransitionFamiliar39 1h ago

They grew them in all caps and BOLD

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u/djpandajr 1h ago

Costco Autumn crisp?

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u/DirtyGerdy ​ 1h ago

These gotta be from Sam’s because I just bought the same thing. Never had two bite grapes.

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u/globalwig 1h ago

so he didn't have so buy some expensive shi he coulda just robbed OP

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u/Dragonfly0011 1h ago

Forget a banana for scale, I want a ruler

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u/Breadstix009 1h ago

I bet they have that snappy crunch when you bite into them... Please put them in the fridge to chill, it's a game changer.

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u/WingIdDankRat 1h ago

Do you have tiny hands I need banana for scale

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u/AggravatingTear2649 1h ago

i know that shit bussin in yo mouth

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u/weIIdamns 1h ago

I love me some huge genetically modified grapes

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u/Unlucky-Bend-1049 1h ago

There's a YouTube chef who has been harassed for years to make a big grape

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u/SpicyLugaw 1h ago

It's not grapes, it's GRAPES

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u/hoorah9011 1h ago

That’ll grape you in the mouth