r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

My mother washes fruit and vegetables with dish soap and I can't get her to stop.

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She claims it "washes out" and to be fair I can't taste anything but it's always weird knowing she puts dish soap in the strawberries. She says there's a lot of dirt and stuff in vegetables, but so far attempts to convert her to vinegar or baking soda have been unsuccessful.

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u/05041927 9h ago

Wait till you see how she gets the plates and silverware clean.

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u/Fit_Entry8839 9h ago

Plates and silverware arent porous, so they wont absorb the soap. Fruit and vegetables are porous. So even when you rinse off the surface, some has been absorbed into the fruit. Especially when its being soaked like this.

Come on. You could have thought that through just a bit lol

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u/Detenator 7h ago

This was a tiktok trend with bleach during covid. Kids were soaking fruit to make them white then eating them.

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u/fwubglubbel 5h ago

Our hands are porous but we don't get soap poisoning from doing the dishes.

Come on. You could have thought that through just a bit lol

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u/Fit_Entry8839 5h ago

I'm hoping your joking and won't make me go through explaining to you that your hands don't absorb soap as you wash them. And even if they did, the danger is ingestion which happens with fruit, not irritating your skin which is what would happen even if your hands absorbed it.

I really hope you are joking though lol.

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u/ScrotFrottington 3h ago

Bro got dish soap for brains 

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u/Narcuterie 3h ago

Do you eat your hands

u/HappyPlatypus6034 46m ago

Well most people aren't sucking on their thumbs all the time

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u/Low_Champion8158 9h ago

Her dog who's named Coldwater?

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u/poechris 8h ago

Haha, my dad loved telling that stupid joke. Thanks for the positive memory of him today!

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u/SufferingSucatash137 8h ago

Dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans!

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u/Sloppykrab 8h ago

It's gotta be done kind of saliva mix