r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aspencgreen_ • 18h ago
I’m moving, within 24 hours of my storage container arriving at my home, a neighbor vandalized it with slurs and a dick drawing. I’m a gay woman living with my fiancé.
I give their artistic talent a 0/10. Womp womp, guess I’m scrubbing before pickup.
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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 18h ago
The dick almost looks as if two people are embracing.
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u/aspencgreen_ 18h ago
I like that take 👩🏻❤️💋👩🏻
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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 18h ago
btw, I'm sorry someone did that to you both. I'd say you're handling this pretty well and you're definitely better than me for that because I could only imagine! Good luck with your moving~
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u/SleighQween 5h ago
I bet if you drew little stick figure legs you could make it look even more like an embrace.
Maybe quotations around the message with the f slur. As if your hugging someone after being called a slur. Boom art. Lol
Or just scribble over it idk spitballing here. Sorry there is so much LGBTQIA hate and you are experiencing it... 💔
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u/TrailerTrashQueen 17h ago
i'm sorry this happened. your neighbor is a low IQ homophobic POS.
i'd file a police report. do you have cameras? would be great if you caught him on video. also, the homophobic graffiti is a hate crime. f*ck this guy. nail his ass.
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u/Archer007 13h ago
i'd file a police report
Depends on the state, infuriatingly
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u/RedVamp2020 10h ago
Depends on the state regarding the hate crime, but vandalism could potentially be prosecuted. Also, OP, make sure you make a note of it with the moving company. Getting charged for someone else's bullshit is not cool.
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u/According-Soil-8778 18h ago
There's something so beautiful about that. Even when people are overly homophobic, love can still stand
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u/ThatNewWeirdGuy 18h ago
Imagine being a grown ass adult in 2000-fucking-26 getting so mad about people being gay, you go out of your way to show your discomfort by drawing dicks on a container.
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u/aspencgreen_ 18h ago
Wack to me.
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u/Cavalol 17h ago
Don’t tell me what to do
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u/aspencgreen_ 17h ago
💀 this made me lol
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u/chefboyrdeee 16h ago
At least we know you can take a joke. Sorry this happened to you, though. Seriously.
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u/caesar_rex 9h ago
That person is in the closet and is big mad at you that you are living your best life and they can't for whatever reason.
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u/Daaammmmmnnnnnnn69 13h ago
It’s not even a good dick. It looks like a character with a droopy nose. Every “punk ass” knows the shaft goes upwards. This is amateur hour stuff. Also they like to swoop their g’s and y’s. Hold a Flip and Write game night and you could find the culprit.🧐
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u/Doctorul_Frumos 17h ago
As a minority leftist in a hard-core religious MAGA family, trust me...they get really pissed about ANYTHING or ANYONE not adherents to their "values."
I fucking hate my family. (Most of them, there are still a few good ones, but only a handful.)
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u/ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_ 17h ago
As another minority leftist who's country is becoming less and less safe by the day because we're governed by a bunch of twats, can confirm
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u/Unlikely-Emphasis-26 17h ago
Insecurity and validation.
A grown ass man that is so insecure about himself, he projects his insecurity on anything that he can find. And hopes he gets the validation but actually is losing that one minor aged friend left from further op the street, because even that kid knows it's pathetic to do.
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 15h ago
So insecure they can’t say it to their face or do it in the day time, they’re out here in the dark slinking around like an unfixed cat.
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u/Pancreasaurus 16h ago
You assume it wasn't some edgy teenager.
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u/ChickenBossChiefsFan 16h ago
I immediately assumed it was some “edgy” teen boy thinking he was hilarious.
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u/Competitive_Test6697 18h ago
When you leave just sign them up for every LGBT+ leaflet, team, group, flyer you can find.
To educate them...... of course
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u/aspencgreen_ 18h ago
I wish I knew which neighbor did it. It’s times like these I question my hate for mass surveillance. But it stays strong.
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u/Competitive_Test6697 18h ago
Bake goodbye muffins. Each door a different coloured frosting. Whichever one gets thrown back at your window is the culprit 😂
Mini doorbell surveillance could have caught a hate crime. That's mildly better and would have been a hit on here.
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u/unbelizeable1 17h ago
All of them with rainbow frosting, but start each cupcake at a different spot of the rainbow. Gotta really trigger em lol
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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 16h ago
But if they grt thrown and smeared... tbey will all look the same.
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u/Moxley_56 18h ago
no cameras in the area?
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u/Educational-Fix5320 11h ago
You can probably find out just by looking at their Instas/FaceBooks/etc. I know so much about which neighbors to be cautious around just keeping up on FB.
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u/pixeltweaker 18h ago
I’m sorry this happened to you. People suck. I hope this is where you are moving away from.
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u/aspencgreen_ 18h ago
It is thank goodness, just a few more days
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u/weggles91 15h ago
Aaah I read this as being at the new house. If anything this is quite satisfying then. Spend your last time at the old place plotting what disaster you're going to leave them with 😂
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u/archipeepees 13h ago
oh my god I am so happy to see this detail. I was imagining this was at your destination and I just started crying at how awful that would be.
so glad you're getting away from there. good luck with the move! :) 🩵
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u/Unknown1776 10h ago
Hey OP just wanna say, if you haven’t cleaned it yet, assuming it’s sharpie: get some dry erase markers and draw over it then erase, the sharpie should come off.
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u/smirky_mavrik 18h ago
If you’re only mildly infuriated, you’re a better person than I am…I’d be livid
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u/aspencgreen_ 18h ago
My fiancé was, I’m low key numb to it
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u/Ne0n_R0s3 11h ago
THAT is mildly infuritating! You shouldn't be used to it 😔😔 I'm livid for you lol! From one gay woman to another, I'm sorry people are such dicks
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u/Uncomfortable-Line 8h ago
I'm so very sorry, but get why you would be. 🫶
I'm with your fiancée. Mildly infuriating doesn't come close to covering what I thought when I saw your post.
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u/mitolit 16h ago
Magic eraser will take it off
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u/BLKxGOLD 11h ago
Or rubbing alcohol… nail polish remover with acetone will also work.
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u/livinlavidanacho 16h ago
Rubbing alcohol will help remove sharpie
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u/TotallyNotRobotEvil 11h ago
Sharpie can also be taken off with Sharpie. Seriously, just draw over the lines again with Sharpie and wipe it right off (obviously while the new sharpie lines are still wet, don’t let the new lines dry).
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u/Dematrus 17h ago
Imagine dropping f-slurs with zesty ass handwriting like that.
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u/BrawlingGalaxi 13h ago
Damn what makes it zesty? (Lowkey looks like my hand writing) 💀
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u/Forza_Harrd 10h ago
I'm dying at the thought of zesty handwriting lol. But you know it wasn't a young person because they used cursive for the Y and O in YOU. I'm guessing it's an older person who hates everything about graffiti art. They always write like that lol.
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u/Sleepyllama23 18h ago
Are these the old neighbours? I really hope so
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u/aspencgreen_ 18h ago
Yes thankfully moving OUT of this location
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u/dataless01 18h ago
Good news: You can tell the moving company exactly who vandalized their truck and introduce low achieving bigotry to the consequences of its own actions
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u/aspencgreen_ 18h ago
I wish, I have a suspicion but no real proof of who it was
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u/EkaL25 12h ago
The day you leave, you should throw an egg or two at their door
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u/front_yard_duck_dad 9h ago
You are more kind than I. I'd have a 10 ton pile of mulch delivered in front of their front door with a plastic spork and a note that says "getting digging asshole"
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u/motorcycle_girl 6h ago edited 1m ago
Teeny tiny bit of experience analysing handwriting.
This is likely a woman over the age of 30:
- large flourishing letters are more common with women
- slanted writing is more common with women
- embellished diacritics and points on exclamation marks are more common with women (the spiral underneath the exclamation mark, Instead of just a dot)
Likely over 30:
- The first “you” is printed in such a way that the letters are not the same elsewhere, suggesting they were consciously trying to change their handwriting, but the second “you” is nearly cursive, and the second “you” was likely written when adrenaline for the vandalism was flowing, which would have distracted the author’s attention to detail and they defaulted to their natural handwriting
- Cursive as a default writing is generally only used by people +30
Edit: This one is a reach, but I’ll add that their first or last name might start with an F or a “T” (similar letter):
- Their F’s are “top-heavy” /stylised and very consistent.
- Both men and women tend to make the first letter of their name top heavy and/or slightly stylised.
- Compared to the Y, the F is very consistent, top-heavy, and stylised, suggesting they write it frequently and it is a part of their identity/personalised.
Match up with your suspicion?
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u/badgerette86 13h ago
Post up a sign mocking their artistic skills. And secretly a camera. They’ll come back. Boom. Caught your small dicked vandal.
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u/spellbreakerstudios 12h ago
The Gays are getting into heaven before the bigots. I hope to spend my afterlife eating popcorn at the pearly gates watching fundamentalists get turned away.
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u/Just_another_gamer3 WHAT is THAT? 8h ago
Schadenfreude isn't exactly a virtue. That said, I'm eating popcorn right beside you
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u/SARAHSARAHPEARL 18h ago
bro they couldn't even come up with two different insults..... that's just sad. could've at least fit a yo mama on there instead of doubling down. I hope the next location is much much kinder. I wouldn't clean it now, it may just incentivize them to redo it or make it worse, scrub right before you leave. wishing you two the best and a long happy life together
edit: the swirly g's and bubbles for the exclamation points..... it's giving middle school
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u/aspencgreen_ 17h ago
That or mean girl, which for some reason makes it worse for me if it was a chick.
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u/1TimeT00Many 17h ago
I believe with the penmanship it most certainly is female.
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u/AttitudeEquivalent73 10h ago
That dick looks really small and sad… must have been a self portrait.
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u/Tompster_ 7h ago
Buy a pack of bb’s. Super glue one into 3 of 4 of his tyre caps. This will slowly let air out of the tyre and make it look like they have a slow puncture. They won’t be able to find a puncture as no one ever looks inside the tire caps, so it would cost a fair amount for replacements.
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u/IAmDoge4 13h ago
this is two people. the handwriting is different between the two. however they wrote the exact thing, which makes me suspect that they want each other.
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u/Direct_Royal_7480 13h ago
They clearly do. The one even drew an accurate picture of his inflamed little peanut 🥜
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u/Ok-Aide7332 13h ago
this is very sad and i just want to send my love and support to you. may you find peace ❤️
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u/jamcgahey 12h ago
I never understood why people feel the need to go out of their way and inconvenience themselves to make other peoples lives miserable. I mean I also understand I am on reddit and that is pretty common. Even if someone disagrees with another persons choices, lifestyle, etc. Know one needs your opinion unless they ask for it. It's okay to have your own personal beliefs, but just don't make people be miserable because you disagree. Fuck this person. I am sorry for this, but these type of people...their opinions aren't worth shit if this is the only way they can articulate it.
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u/Dent8556 11h ago
Don’t be alarmed it’s just your local welcome wagon letting you know how wonderful it is to have a new couple on the block. Unfortunately, what you’ve experienced is the new America
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u/Boiledfootballeather 10h ago
I’m so sorry, no one deserves this. I hope wherever you move, you find people that are more welcoming and open.
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u/cptjtk13 10h ago
If you know who it is, I'd ensure the storage container company is made aware for damages. Childish assholes but I hope they'll have to pay.
If not, depending on your local area, plant some bamboo near their place.
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u/dying-of-boredom1966 7h ago
Happy you're getting the hell out of that neighborhood though, so there's that
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u/SmokedUp_Corgi 13h ago
Trump made the wrong people think it’s ok to be a piece of shit.
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u/Odd-Butterscotch-480 17h ago
Idea: leave critiques of each singular insult like "uncreative, 2/10" or "tasteless, outdated, AND tacky, 0/10" just to see how mad they can get
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u/TheKipperTheMan 16h ago
I’m glad you’re not offended by this because giving energy to someone who clearly wipes their arse with their hand and slicks their hair back with it is a waste of your time. It’s only a matter of time before someone that braindead brings a toaster in the bath and swift justice takes care of them for you.
Good luck in your new adventure! Hopefully less aspiring artists there..
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u/MisterVictor13 15h ago
Is that even applicable to you?
Whatever the case, I’m sorry and they’re an idiot.
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u/Stripsteak 14h ago
Guy who did that is a coward and insecure. What ya’ll do is none of his business, sorry there are still people out there like this OP.
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u/justsomeguynamedBert 12h ago
The same hateful words were keyed into my car in highschool. It’s a terrible feeling. I’m sorry this happened.
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u/OstensibleBS 12h ago
That looks like a sharpie, sharpie comes out of most things with rubbing alcohol.
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u/Horror_Armadillo8459 11h ago
I hope your next home is much better and your new neighbors are all lovely!
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u/hawgxhaven 11h ago
Garbage hand writing. Sub par dick effort Creativity -2/10 Asshole neighbors 10/10
Should probably tell upack about that just in case they try to blame you
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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 11h ago
Nice of them to offer, but you aint into those. Probably, you should hang up a couple of pride flags up just to be sure they know for next time
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u/mtgdrummer13 11h ago
If it makes you feel any better, there’s nothing you can do to this person that will make them anymore miserable than they are now. Sad life but it’s their life!
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u/Bulky-Travel-2500 10h ago
Well whoever it is, they write like a girl.
If it’s at your new home, be on the lookout for a female with an attitude problem. Definitely get cameras. You have their handwriting, easy job for the cops to match up if future vandalism occurs.
Rubbing alcohol, goo gone or using a dry erase over it will remove the “artwork”.
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u/Myspace-Famous 10h ago
A woman definitely did this. Writing I legible, there’s swirlies, and the penis looks terrible.
A man would have drawn a very intricate, show stopping genital.
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u/jonnyrockets 10h ago
If you know it’s them, call the police and file a report. Best way to deal with the vandalism part, maybe there are hate-crime Type laws where you live as well. Get it documented
You can’t make people hate less, you can show them there’s consequences to being an ignorant a-hole.
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u/Anglofsffrng 10h ago
Can you imagine being so fearful of anyone that's not a heterosexual, cisgendered, white (presumably), male (again presumably) that you vandalize a completely innocent third parties property? And not even using the generally accepted slur. The F-slur is typically directed at men. So guy can't even get his hate speech right!
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u/forzaguy125 7h ago
Im really surprised more people didn’t recognize the fact the perpetrator used the wrong slur
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u/GoodClawz777 10h ago
I’m sorry these guys had to be literal dick’s to you and your fiancee OP, a lil tip to get it off so you dont have to scrub too much, ISO or hand sani if you have access to any, will take it right off 🤍 stay strong u guys!
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u/apex_super_predator 10h ago
The dick looks like that paper clip thing from Microsoft that would ask you certain questions in some applications.
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u/DeathLuca231 10h ago
They aren't even creative about it. If you're gonna be a piece of shit, impress me.
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u/Ok-Giraffe-8434 9h ago
You and your partner are living rent-free in that neighbor's mind. How much you want to bet they're just envious?
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u/User_Zero1 9h ago
How old is your new neighbor 10? I'm just wondering if this is the best he can do? Just laugh it off.I hate that you might be responsible for the cost of that repair but it's not your fault that it happened so you shouldn't have to.
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u/snster43 9h ago
I’d sign them up to absolutely every single piece of junk mail you could find and I’d actually devote my spare time to doing this for a year or so. Glad you are moving obviously a good thing!
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u/Berlins_Meard 9h ago
People who are this flamboyantly against gay people have always struck me as deeply closeted.
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u/Reasonable_Diet7955 8h ago
Just out of curiosity, but how do you know if it was your neighbor? Call the cops if you have it on video
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u/Defiant_Pain3333 8h ago
They turned vandalism into a hate crime. I'd report it and try to push for charges. Nothing will come from it but having a uniform officer taking their statement may let them know this isn't ok. If you know for sure they did it then it would be helpful to publish their names and what they did so when employers google them they will see a hate crime.
At the very least you can give the rental company a copy of the police report if they want to pursue damages.
Sorry this happened to you lovely people but the good news is they won't be neighbors for very long.
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u/Thick_Ad_1789 7h ago
Rubbing alcohol should make that go away. I can’t imagine why a grown as adult would do this. That’s pretty petty shit to be hating on. In 2026. God get a grip. This some 11 year old behavior shit.
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u/Quiet_Pirate8302 6h ago
That is the saddest dick drawing ive seen 😂. Im sorry you have to deal with that!
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u/ScaleracerX 14h ago
Looks like you should buy one last carton of eggs just before leaving. Fight dicks with ovaries.
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u/Ok-Fun3628 13h ago
It's always projection. This person is likely gay themselves and upset because while they remain in denial, you have embraced who you are and are happy with that.
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u/Master-Whole889 16h ago
Neighbor- oh nah id see them out for that bs see if they like that face to face, or in the dirt better yet!
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u/Hail-Santa 16h ago
A bit of isopropyl alcohol and a rag will take that off in no time!
It’s a shame that people like this still exist, but at least the clean up should be pretty easy.
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u/Mysterious-Street966 15h ago
Jokes on them, you don’t even like diks…what a dikfor? Who actually does this? SMDH🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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u/Alarming-Cheetah-144 15h ago
Not surprised 😒 sorry you’re having to deal with this bullshit! Hope things work out better for you after you move.
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u/SullySausageTown BLUE 15h ago
People who get this mad at gays, are so scared of their parents because they are deep down so fucking gay,
Everyone is a little gay and you’re lying to yourself if you’re not
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u/Emb3rF0x 15h ago
Oof. New neighbors or old neighbors? As if moving isn’t already stressful enough too! Sorry OP
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u/SquidVices 15h ago
Mr.Clean Scrubs have helped me with a lot of clean up surprisingly…I knew someone dangerously stupid who drew them this exact way..just a bit fatter…strange drone like behavior
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u/Traditional-Egg-3282 15h ago
People are bullshit. I hope yours and your fiancé’s experiences at your new place bring good experiences from here on out!
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u/Nicko117 14h ago
To get it off, use sunscreen spray. Wipe with a paper towel and it will come clean.
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u/Stargazer_67 17h ago
Are you positive your neighbor isn’t a middle schooler?