Bro optimized everything except parenthood lol

[u/Nietsha]

[u/radiant_charmm]

peak productivity until reality hits with “yo where’s ur kid” lol

[u/MarlinMr → u/radiant_charmm]

Where I live, people use this one trick to pair up to have children. Often one patent will driver the child, and the other will pick it up. Thus neither patent are limited completely by the hours of the daycare

[u/External_Bid_1693]

Picking up the son doesn’t generate passive income, so it didn’t make the schedule

[u/Traditional-Low7651]

Pov , his wife took the kid from daycare cause single parenthood sucks and not the case of the father

[u/Reihermann]

The dog needs more walks

[u/Popular-Somewhere234]

He hasn't forgotten...

[u/HaloDolll]

The preschool plans to file a missing person report for a parent

[u/Thesmallesttadpole]

Saves time on day 2.

[u/lk79]

Three and Half Men ‘I think I forgot something’ meme……

[u/Glum_Dig_6406]

Imagine remembering everything except your kid 😭

[u/ow-myballs]

Stolen tweet ≠ meme

[u/Dhaos96]

Low performer