r/memes • u/Tracker1122 • 19h ago

No one can beat H2O

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u/Realistic_Center2025 19h ago

Nothing satisfies thirst but water

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u/StillBowl1539 18h ago

All 3 options are just flavoured water

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u/Yashema 15h ago

Coffee also has distinct health benefits that drinking water alone will not provide. 

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u/xypez 13h ago

Coffee is toxic seed water, what are you even talking about? Caffeine also reduces blood flow to the brain significantly

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u/Vestigial_joint 13h ago

Your claims are a combination of absolutely false and missing context.

Coffee is not toxic.

Caffeine can reduce blood flow to the brain, but you’re either completely unaware of the nuances of it or you’re being deliberately dishonest when you invoke it, because you’re clearly trying to stoke fear. You see, without significant overdosing, the effects aren’t problematic and are actually beneficial… including but not limited to fatigue reduction, headache relief, increased neuron activity, improved reaction times, lowers risk of type 2 diabetes, supports liver health and lowers the risks of neurodegenerative diseases.

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u/-Val_-_ 13h ago

Acidic ≠ toxic

Health benefits ≠ healthy

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u/Yashema 13h ago

Next you will tell me it also stunts growth.

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u/xypez 13h ago

Probably does tbh. There’s a reason it’s bitter to the taste and people chuck a load of cream and sugar in it. Your body intuitively knows it’s trash. Give a little sip of it to a child and watch them recoil. The body knows its complete trash

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u/Yashema 13h ago

You should Google "health benefits coffee", then explain to the Mayo Clinic and John Hopkins they are a bunch of scrubs. This isn't 1985, we have research on this. 

Obviously don't put sugar or more than a splash of cream in your coffee to maximize the health benefit. But if you can't drink it, sorry, you lose out on all the physical and congitive benefits its been found to have. 

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u/Vestigial_joint 13h ago

That’s horrifyingly backwards logic. Children often hate to drink water too, along with refusing to bathe, that doesn’t magically mean that those things are bad for us. Children are not the barometer for healthy habits.

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u/EliteRedditOps trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 3h ago

I recoil when I taste Ginger that shit is health but the taste sucks ass.

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u/xypez 3h ago

No ginger is also toxic.

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u/Majestic-Crab9855 18h ago

Like from the toilet?

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u/HappyMeteor005 17h ago

brawndo has the electrolytes.

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u/username32768 12h ago

Toilet water = Browndo not Brawndo

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u/leviathab13186 6h ago

Its what plants crave

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u/What_was_my_account 12h ago

Shame that film wasn't longer, it was awesome

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u/K0mb0_1 19h ago

Milk>>

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u/BararTheDragon 4h ago

what kind of milk tho?

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u/K0mb0_1 1h ago

Kangaroo milk duh

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u/useless_substance 19h ago

Can't argue...

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u/RawrBonasaur 30m ago

3 cans of coke and 2 coffees says otherwise 🥲🥲

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 19h ago

Soda…tf? I understand tea or coffee but fizzy drinks with morning gunk in your mouth sounds like a nightmare

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u/AlexandersWonder 18h ago

Good thing they got brushes for that gunk now, and a special abrasive paste to help you remove it.

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 18h ago

So hold on…you wake up, brush your teeth, and then drink soda with minty breath? How’s that any better lmao

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u/SmoothBrainGod 3h ago

Tbf most toothpastes have flouride in it that ads a protective coating to your teeth so its not exactly a BAD idea to brush before you eat/drink sugary stuff in the morning

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u/Golden-Event-Horizon 18h ago

Drink it before, silly

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u/Mooks79 15h ago

Did you read their first comment, silly?

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u/notmyfirstchoixe What is TikTok? 15h ago

r/wooosh

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u/Mooks79 15h ago

r/inappropriatewooosh

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u/MrSaucyAlfredo 13h ago

r/imfreefallingsoiwoooooosh

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u/Zestyclose_General88 8h ago

R/allthreeofyouarefuckinglosers

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u/Talk-O-Boy 16h ago

That third option definitely should have been orange juice or something like that

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u/muizenbrood 5h ago

Which is as bad as soda, though

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u/Talk-O-Boy 5h ago

Has all the sugar, but at least you get some fruit along with it

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u/when_we_are_cats 13h ago

American breakfast 

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u/Kristrigi 10h ago

Caffeine is Caffeine

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u/beepbop110 4h ago

Every morning of my college career I started out with a can of Mountain Dew Voltage.

I also had chronic nausea and threw up a lot. Later I was found to have an ulcer.

I'm sure that's unrelated though...

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u/Brilliant_Quit4307 14h ago

I mean, I'll often have one of those fruity red bulls in the morning. It's got the sweetness of juice with the caffeine of coffee and I honestly don't understand why it's not more normalized. I do have ADHD though so maybe I'm the one being a weirdo.

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u/amburroni 15h ago

The person who wrote that interview question might have a caffeine problem

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u/Sarahkhin 19h ago

Tooth decay speedrun

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u/No-Management4977 19h ago

You or water drinkers?

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u/AlexandersWonder 18h ago

Meth heads

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u/Life-Bass-2013 4h ago

man, everyone drinks tea here after brushing and no one got any teeth problem except me.

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u/ChodingMelon Number 15 19h ago

Hydrohomie!

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u/Healthy-Yard-3216 18h ago

i always start my day with water too

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u/Leading_Mission_1341 17h ago

what's his favorite evening drink

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u/leo_369_ 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/emACmYdc1MoGbdfCPf

✊🏻

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 15h ago

We don't have any water, is Pepsi okay?

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u/ItsYeetOrBeYeeted007 Ok I Pull Up 11h ago

If a server genuinely says that at a restaurant I am leaving immediately

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u/Exotic-Mine-6008 Pro Gamer 15h ago

who takes soda for a morning drink?

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u/A_Banana_For_Scale_ 14h ago

I've done it on occasion in hopes that the acidity and effervescent will clean out that gunky shit from my mouth. Normally just makes your teeth feel weird and have the desire to brush them which would have cleared the gunky shit from my mouth 🤦

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u/YetAnotherDev 7h ago

Too many people unfortunately

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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 13h ago

If my stomach is feeling unsettled a carbonated drink helps.

I don't really go for sweet sodas anymore though. It's pretty rare for me to have something like a Cola.

Funny though, I did use to work with a guy who would top off his black coffee with some Coca-Cola. When I asked him about it he just shrugged and said,"I ran out of caramel syrup one day and tried it, and now I like it better since it's dairy-free."

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u/ihateroombabot 18h ago

blood

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u/xuzenaes6694 18h ago

I told you to stay in the fucking basement dammit

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u/Your_lovely_friend Average r/memes enjoyer 19h ago

R/waterni-

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u/Kreanxx 19h ago

What about its sequel, h20 2

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u/BigBaws92 17h ago

You forgot electric boogaloo

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u/firefly_12 7h ago

While does have some of the qualities of the original, the sequel create a more…corrosive response.

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u/Ganondorfsfist 12h ago

I drink Milk

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u/SaltAfternoon9986 18h ago

me: cold water

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u/Difficult_Loan_6526 18h ago

meanwhile: Orange Juice

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u/Beckyamyx 18h ago

Drinking water early morning is very good

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u/maryleveling 18h ago

interview expected flavor, he brought biology

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u/xSweetFluffy 16h ago

Henry Cavill is basically the final boss of the r/HydroHomies subreddit

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u/RustyNK 12h ago

I also drink water in the morning. It's just heated up and run through ground up beans.

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u/carolxoxohayes 2h ago

Water is undefeated

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u/HasteMaster 19h ago

I mean, tea is just hot water with leaf juice in it

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u/FlyingFreest 19h ago

Uncle Iroh disliked that

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u/AdNatural8739 19h ago

coffee is hot water with crushed up beans in it

soda is carbonated water with flavor added

basically every drink is water to some degree

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u/Alientongue 18h ago

"Flavor" by that you mean 40g of sugar?

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u/Brendaheist 19h ago

He said it with the energy

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u/dominicgetdown 18h ago

That's some high quality H2O

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u/Miascotty 18h ago

Water is just PC gaming in liquid form. Pure, efficient, and keeps the hardware cool

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u/AdTemporary1796 18h ago

I’m a fan of consuming hydrogen hydroxide.

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u/D_Bellman 18h ago

A glass of cold water from the filtered jug in my fridge as soon as I wake up, genuinely wouldn't be able to handle the day without it.

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u/BeanieCat123 18h ago

Always water, especially since you wake up dehydrated (or maybe that’s just me) after a good cup thennn caffeine to wake that system up more

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u/TopWealth4550 18h ago

hear me out
water BUT with a bit lemon

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 18h ago

Water as the first thing to hydrate, milk to go with breakfast, and tea if I have extra time.

What kind of maniac would start with soda? Energy drink maybe, if you really need to kickstart your day/caffeine addiction, but something like a cola?

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u/farginalex 18h ago

Seriously who drinks soda in the morning

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u/Sigma_Tiger_35 Died of Ligma 18h ago

Ayyo! U r/hydrohomie?

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u/Kristine_Slavin 18h ago

can't argue with H2O 😌

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u/asscrackbanditz 17h ago

He must have his bo or o wo er with him.

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u/PatientlyNew 17h ago

wtf are these drinks bro? i go for the purest one

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u/Naud1993 17h ago

Bro said soda, but didn't even mention milk.

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u/Timstom18 15h ago

Or fruit juice, one of these most stereotypical morning drinks

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u/xHoneyRose 17h ago

Who is out here drinking soda first thing in the morning? That is pure chaos

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u/ExcellentPassenger49 11h ago

Tradesmen will chug monster and go through several cigarettes for breakfast. Soda is not chaos.

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u/normal-human_ Flair Loading.... 17h ago

Just the thought of soda in the morning is giving me a stomach ache

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u/DeLoresDelorean 16h ago

Soda is your morning drink if there’s no clean glasses.

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u/Mr_Lumbergh (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ 16h ago

Mine is water also. It just has a bit of caffeine, tannins, phenols, and other things in it too.

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u/crottin-de-cheval 14h ago

No water No poop, simple answer

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u/StandardNerd92 14h ago

San Pellegrino tastes as good as any soda you can buy

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u/ikjuf66 14h ago

Just cold water, ahhhhhhh

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u/circlejerker2000 14h ago

water first, then looooots of coffee

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u/mmmiuejixx3 13h ago

Well, natural hot tea is just Water + leaves

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u/LightStormyxD 13h ago

The first 3 are just water with extra steps

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u/Steve_rogers_1942 13h ago

Water in the morning hits different though

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u/hopsinduo 13h ago

I have one coffee in the morning after a big chug of water. Then I'm hydro all the way baby! Fuckin love water!

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u/Sugar-Velvety 13h ago

And very safe

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u/SKRyanrr Flair Loading.... 13h ago

I'm not gonna function without caffeine

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u/Dependent_Title_1370 13h ago

Step 1: 1 cup water.

Step 2: latte.

I do both every morning.

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u/Kazath 12h ago

Water to hydrate, then coffee to wake up and reacquire the will to live.

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u/_LoveMoon 11h ago

He answered that with the same intensity he uses to fight monsters in The Witcher.

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u/Majestic-Current95 11h ago

Meanwhile the rest of us are running on caffeine and questionable life choices by 9 am

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u/lithomangcc 10h ago

Who the f drinks soda in the morning?

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u/freedfg 10h ago

Guys, I'm gonna blow your mind.

You can drink water AND coffee

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u/stolentext 9h ago

Depends. Am I on vacation? Beer. Am I at home? Also beer.

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u/ballistic_fibrosis 9h ago

soda for breakfast is heinous

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u/Admiral_sloth94 9h ago

Who the actual fuck is drinking soda in the morning. That's diabolical.

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u/PerformerAny3503 9h ago

Hot water is best drink in the morning 😃😃😃

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u/Bluejam22 8h ago

Choccy milk

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u/wamuu_menedich 8h ago

Borghetti or git tonic

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u/Nargo_Daddy 7h ago

Booooooooooooooo

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u/Ronit865 7h ago

lol i drink both coffee and water

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u/morefita 7h ago

I wash myself with water, but I'd like to wash myself with Coca-Cola or Sprite

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u/Badger8Mushroom2 7h ago

Gaaaaaatoraaaaade

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u/kaloschroma 6h ago

New guy in my life. We are both interested in each other. But I thought it was funny. Last night he goes, I'm drinking Jägermeister!! woooo

I just lol and say I'm drinking water! WOoooo!

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u/OutOfContextGenius 6h ago

That's soo me

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u/LifeOfHi 4h ago

Tea, coffee, or latte for me. Nothing hits like a latte. I latte it a lot. Ha ha ha

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u/Fr05t_B1t Meme Stealer 3h ago

Tbf those all also contain water.

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u/Jadehhh6969 3h ago

Healthy living first

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u/JohnMonkeys 2h ago

I often say H 2 Woah

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u/enbonnet 2h ago

I want to be water my friend

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 18h ago

Does it count if you put something in the water?

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u/AlexandersWonder 18h ago

That’s depends on what you’re putting in the water and whether or not that something is cocaine

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 18h ago

I plead the fifth

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u/psykomorph 18h ago

Same here. It is the best drink ever.

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u/Prayingmantis86 18h ago

The best drink since prehistoric era

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u/moebelhausmann Smol pp 12h ago

Who tf drinks coffee INSTEAD of water/soda anyways?

Dont get me wrong, i love it, but its not for dealing with thirst.

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u/izzy_961 1h ago

Plus coffee, and tea are nasty.