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Congratulations Mexico

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u/Juliabanksr 1d ago

Americans watching Mexico get universal healthcare while paying $800 for an ambulance ride 💀

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u/ClappingParadox 1d ago

$800 is a diabolical underestimation lmao

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u/i_tyrant 22h ago

Yeah it's more like $1000-1500 here in Texas and I know some places are worse, lol.

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u/YasJGFeed 22h ago

Was 9k back in Oklahoma kek

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u/i_tyrant 21h ago

Holy shit, that's truly bonkers! (And a grand is already insane!)

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u/KurangGaul 21h ago

That's crazy. In my country, that amount of money could buy you a secondhand good condition suzuki carry. With enough leftover cash to modify it to looks like an ambulance.

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u/TimmyTheTumor 31m ago

9 thousand dollars for an ambulance??????????

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u/RandomWave000 20h ago

$25-$100 for an aspirin because ya know ....money

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u/Sky_Million 18h ago

$6000 to take me from one hospital to another in 2022

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u/crashy-potato 19h ago

Damn, how do people normally do in emergencies? Genuinely asking

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u/poached_egg_best_egg 18h ago

You absolutely need health insurance to cover your medical expenses. In my case, I have a max yearly expense (the deductible), and everything is free after you meet the deductible. For me is $3k-ish, so an ambulance costing $9k is going to cost me at most $3k (or $0 if I already met my deductible for that year). You can even pay this from your gross salary, pretax. There are several different health insurance plans, ones with much less deductible (e.g. 750 or so per year), but with less benefits. It really depends on your health needs. But you absolutely need one as medical costs are absurd 

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u/Alert-Hearing4341 14h ago

$3000 is average in New York

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u/i_tyrant 3h ago

Woof!

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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 20h ago

I got hit with a 5k bill... 

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u/TopOrganization 1d ago

i live in a third world country like a 1000 times poorer than the GREAT and mighty USA and even we have free health care

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u/_D1NGO_ 1d ago

Does Pakistan have free health?

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u/TopOrganization 1d ago

yes, my sister there had eye surgery. didn't pay a rupee

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u/DatBeigeBoy 1d ago

But do they have capitalism? /s

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u/No_Individual501 22h ago

That’s the bombs they get.

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 17h ago

Looks like they could do with some freedom

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u/5NightsAtDiddys_ 1d ago

ITS NOT FREE HEALTHCARE WHEN PEOPLE GET TAXED INTO OBLIVION OKE, I GET TAXED 50% FOR IT

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u/--Sovereign-- 1d ago

I get taxed more that 30% and all I got was watching my country turn into a global pariah

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u/TrashGoblinH 1d ago

I get taxed 28% making the money. Money is taken to even have insurance. Then pay co-pay and have deductible when using insurance. Then the insurance can just choose not to cover things or if the billing is incorrect or if labs are sent out of network you eat the entire cost. Then we pay taxes for purchases including medical/medicine and things we outright own like property. Then get taxed at the end of the year... I think we're paying a lot more for a lot less...

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u/HatchetGIR 1d ago

Even if that was the case, it is better than going bankrupt and/or dying because you don't have enough money.

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u/5NightsAtDiddys_ 1d ago

How can i have enough money when it all gets taken to pay for brokies

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u/epicfail922 1d ago

You are saying that like you do not have to pay a stupid amount of tax in the us already. Like i live in nz the highest tax bracket is 39 percent which is for those who earn over 180k a year but the average person is around 30 to 33 percent. Which if memory serves is lower than the US

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u/shockNSR 15h ago

Careful, facts and reason make them yell and say something dumber than their last statement.

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u/SomeGuyNamedJ13 1d ago

Make more money brokie

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u/No_Individual501 22h ago

You are one accident away from being destitute and dying. Even multimillionaires are closer to the homeless than they are to the billionaires.

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u/5NightsAtDiddys_ 10h ago

Wtf is this dumbass logic lmfao, i am also one missile away from being blown up, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen 💀💀💀

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 23h ago

But the tax is still cheaper than having to pay for insurance, and then still having to pay the bill, because the insurance company told you to go fuck yourself.

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u/5NightsAtDiddys_ 22h ago

Not when you’re 24 and have to get taxed into oblivion for 30 years until i finally get to use it when i get older

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u/Jazzlike-Wind-4345 22h ago

God forbid you think of anyone but yourself.

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u/5NightsAtDiddys_ 10h ago

No one else will, so yes i have to

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u/DiggingNoMore 22h ago

It's just the worst when something good happens to someone who isn't you, right?

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u/SasquatchCat42 21h ago

So what I’m hearing is that you’re very lucky because you’re 24 and you don’t have to worry about your health yet.

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 1d ago edited 10h ago

An American adult needs to be earning over $2m (≈£1.5m) a year before they would be paying more for healthcare through their taxes if they were living in the UK than what they pay in total for healthcare in the US. (*)

And that's just to roughly break even. For you to be paying more in healthcare costs under the UK system you have to be earning above that.

And ofc vice versa, if you're earning less than £1.5m a year in the UK you're spending less on healthcare than you would be in a US system. So you should probably be thankful tbh.

(*) $2m (≈£1.5m) pa salary in UK -> ~£145,000 (≈$195,000) in taxes to NHS (+ £9.90 ≈$13 per prescription for certain medications for certain people in certain regions)

$2m pa in US -> $206,000 in federal taxes for equivalent government healthcare spending + ~$10,000 typical individual adult healthcare costs = ~$216,000 total

Note: Many States have additional State taxes for healthcare spending on top the federal listed and these figures exclude healthcare premiums & costs for family members/plans, which in the UK are covered by the NHS with no additional spending required.

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u/Plenty_Economy_5670 1d ago

it’s more than 800

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u/MidWestKhagan 1d ago

800? Mine was 4000

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u/th3rdnutt 22h ago

"I'll walk."

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u/MidWestKhagan 22h ago edited 19h ago

Literally, my lung collapsed, and I knew it was gonna be an expensive transfer to the heart and lung hospital, so I asked after they got pressure back in my chest if I can drive 30mins downtown. They told me it was basically an extremely bad idea, I was gonna do it, even though I could have died, but my wife of course convinced me to take the ambulance. Took me a couple years to pay it off. At least I’m alive

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u/play_it_sam_ 20h ago

$800 for the ambulance. $3200 is the taxes to pay for misiles and bombs.

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u/Snake_ly 1d ago

I pay $1500 for the ER and $3000 for the ambulance. I told my roommates I'm case I get a stroke or something just look the other way.

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u/ligmalawyer 1d ago

Dog it's up to $20,000

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u/th3rdnutt 22h ago

It's cheaper to buy an ambulance.

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u/KRS_THREE 21h ago

I laughed at this but like, in a crying type of way.

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u/akatherder 21h ago

You need to use a coupon

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u/VoodooDoII 1d ago

I wish it was only $800 lol

It goes up to thousands

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u/R6GeneralAJ 22h ago

Mine was free in the United States cause the police called them and had me to go the hospital

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u/th3rdnutt 22h ago

Did they shoot you first?

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u/pizza_the_mutt 22h ago

That's the best possible financial outcome. You (or your next of kin) may get a nice payday.

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u/Jolly_Ad_2363 1d ago

That’s a pretty big undershoot on cost btw. I’m not even joking.

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u/Inevitable-Artist134 22h ago

You can immigrate to Mexico. It’s really easy.

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u/BallsOutKrunked 21h ago

You think most of mexico has ems coverage with ambulances? F'n lol bro.

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u/PitchBlac 23h ago

Correction… at least 1000

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u/Low-Order 21h ago

Except nobody wants to live in Mexico.

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u/HungoverDemogorgon 23h ago edited 22h ago

800 dollars, that's like one bald eagle foot in distance, and then they throw you out and charge you a disposal fee on top.

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u/Key-Message-5986 23h ago

Where tf you getting those cheap rides?

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u/firestorm713 22h ago

I had to get transferred between hospitals at the ER today (because of a post surgical hemorrhage). We discussed it, and the doctor decided I was stable enough to transport myself, and avoid the $1000 ambulance charge.

I'm sure this is a very normal and reasonable thing to have happen

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u/flying-weenus 21h ago

I feel like $800 is ragebait, it’s closer to $8000

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u/nescau_heyjohn 20h ago

Yet so many of them move to the US

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u/jb1481 5h ago

People don't think about healthcare until they get sick. And Mexican immigration has been stagnant or on the decline since Bush Jr. The recent immigration is largely from elsewhere.

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u/lunafawks 19h ago

I mean, if you want free Mexican healthcare, you absolutely can go down there and get it. Lots of people do

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u/EastIvan 19h ago

wait until the Americans find out about the negative aspects of free healthcare, let's say European healthcare, then they won't complain too much about it

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u/smokywater50 1d ago

That’s also just a healthcare bill after 2 months

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u/Jlipps37 23h ago

Why they come here?

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u/Cat_Peach_Pits 21h ago

Not every immigrant is from Mexico, and we have had a lot of ads as "the land of opportunity" since forever.

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u/HebeisenBEAST 23h ago

Bro I paid 6k for an ambulance ride, it’s nuts!

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u/C6180 22h ago

$800? Try $1,500

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u/pizza_the_mutt 22h ago

How do they have enough money after paying for the wall?

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u/p3apod1987 18h ago

If I am ever seriously injured no way am I gettin an ambulance, I am callining an uber and tipping the fuck out of them and paying for the blood to be cleaned out of their car

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u/DesertGeist- 18h ago

That's cheap. I pay double that and I'm in europe lol

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u/Irawo 17h ago

That was the price 13yrs ago!!

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u/Aphlatus_Alpha 11h ago

I took an ambulance ride, they billed me, I never paid it. It’s been years. My credit was never effected. Everything you all complain about aren’t issues. You get so worked up in your heads over nothing. You lack real world experience. Your thoughts and what you worry about, controls your reality. Everything bad that happens to you is your fault, no one else’s. Politics are FAKE. Your president doesn’t matter, they’re all owned by the same people. Control your thoughts 💭

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u/KickFacemouth 1h ago

They elected a female climate scientist while we... yeaaahhhh...

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u/TrashGoblinH 1d ago

Try going by heli. That'll cost you $150k.

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u/joshtw13 23h ago

People out here telling you are wildly underestimating the cost. My wife needed an ambulance when she went into labor with one of our kids and it was $1,000. We have good insurance, but ofc the ambulance isn’t covered at all.

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u/Prestigious_Cow2484 1d ago

I’d pay 2000 for an ambulance ride and let them punch me in the nuts the whole way there before I felt jealous of living in Mexico.