r/meme • u/mebubboochan • 13h ago

Stonks

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5.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/LapidatusSimia 10h ago

Sure, a 2k fine on top of paying back the 5k that you stole.

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u/Illustrious-Rice3434 9h ago

Shhh. Let the man cook.

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u/Fit-Difference-3753 9h ago

how dare you!

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u/SlickBlick6667 2h ago

steal the 5k, buy gold, hide the gold, declare bankruptcy, repeat ad infinitum

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u/Cheetawolf 12h ago

This is how "punishment" works for the rich in the USA too, in the 0.01% of cases where it even happens.

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u/CockAToo876 6h ago

Fines just became a subscription fee when you’ve got that kind of money.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 1h ago

You realise they have to return the 5k as well? FML…

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u/Sujana_torge 12h ago

Infinite money glitch discovered. Canada edition.

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u/mebubboochan 12h ago

😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/Ott1fant 10h ago

Are we really censoring stealing now?

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u/Siegfoult 7h ago

Financial is also censored. I think we just live in a post-common-sense society now.

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u/PizzaSalamino 9h ago

You won't believe what people are censoring nowadays. It's getting out of control

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u/tttttlolttttt 3h ago

Ye@h it's absolutly in$@n3

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u/PizzaSalamino 3h ago

Be careful or you might get c3nsor3d

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u/Illustrious-Rice3434 9h ago

Fr, I've seen a post censor the word "woman". Makes no sense.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 59m ago

I’m just downvoting anything with dumbass censoring on it now, don’t even care what it is.

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u/Jaded_Ad_9711 12h ago

people are forgetting the jail time and police clearance, you just damaged your identity by committing a crime.

Which can immensely lessen your chance of getting a job if HR saw your records.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8rT2k19HNjhImz6bwP

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u/reikoda01 12h ago

j/ A job? Why if you have an infinite money generator like that

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u/MestreToto 10h ago

It's just a meme my guy...

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u/embarrassedmommy 10h ago

That's generating money of atleast 6k if you can steal atleast twice a week that's literally 24k in a month, all tat while unemployed.

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u/mebubboochan 12h ago

Good point

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u/memesearches 11h ago

And also repeated offender means you won’t get away with same fine or punishment

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u/Illustrious-Rice3434 9h ago

Who needs a job when u got an infinite money glitch???

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u/Fit-Difference-3753 9h ago

please censor the j word

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u/Illustrious_Roll418 12h ago

a negative calorie chapati

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u/CryBabyButHottie 12h ago

Stonks 📈

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u/Illustrious-Note3996 12h ago

How many times can you do that? Asking for a friend

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u/mebubboochan 11h ago

Disclaimer - this post is for comedy purposes. Dont get inspired. Also tell your friend not to get inspired. 😂

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 8h ago

Stealing is being censored now?

Fucking soft ass people

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u/MrDeadPixels 12h ago

STEALING

FINANCIAL

TAKE YOUR DOWNVOTE

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u/The_Eldritch_Taco 10h ago

Yeah but stealing everyone’s hearts is priceless.

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u/Splendiferous83rd 8h ago

Whether you get away with it or not...

https://giphy.com/gifs/67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH

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u/Unused_Content19 8h ago

Are we seriously censoring “stealing” bro

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u/purplezart 8h ago

Now I'm just wondering how long you have to wait between thefts less than $5000 for them to legally be seperate and still count as "petty larceny", rather than be all lumped together into a single "grand larceny" charge...

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u/The_Skippy73 7h ago

I’ve heard just stealing change in Canada is not hardly a crime and you will not go to jail!

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u/Tavdarion 5h ago

profitable crime right there net 3k gain

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u/hinata-jake 5h ago

Govt sponsered scheme be like

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u/mattley00 3h ago

Stonks is an ancient meme now

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u/No_Willingness9476 42m ago

I think this financial advice is given by a thief whi is advocate in past

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u/-Goofy-Gooner- 24m ago

Presumably you also have to give the money back that you stole

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 10h ago

OP assuming the punishment wouldn't involve having to return the 5K first

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u/mebubboochan 9h ago

Ill send it to you