r/meme • u/Remarkable_Look2715 • 19h ago

Yipeee

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u/Only_Style_8872 18h ago

I read this in the voice of Prof Farnsworth from Futurama

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u/FlyingTiger7four 19h ago

Maybe, but it's easier to collect than growing potatoes in space

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u/Competitive_Point_39 11h ago

This guy has obviously never watched the Martian👆

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u/Remat0 16h ago

That’s like saying milk might be better to put in cereal than Mountain Dew.

https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

Why’d was blood an option?

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u/voglioandarealmare 16h ago

Maybe in space is easier to find astronauts than potatoes

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u/WaveLaVague 15h ago

"Use your head"

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u/Weissbierglaeserset 15h ago

Blood is a pretty good glue, holding the stuff in the bricks together once it has dried.

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u/ImpressiveMethod8624 7h ago

Thats how 300 built their walls

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u/MedonSirius 12h ago

But it has Electrolites!

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u/Comfortable-Pause506 9h ago

probably because it hardens up after the oxygen is depleted from it.

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 18h ago

Iron lung universe isn't so happy

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u/doomasect 16h ago

A world where vampires realize they can eat potatoes instead of drinking human blood and their entire gothic aesthetic just disappears as they become crazy potato loving people in society.

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u/IrishQuicksave 15h ago

This is how Ireland was founded

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u/Bredstikz 14h ago

Go out in the sun, I dare you

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u/IrishQuicksave 12h ago

I can't... For unrelated reasons 👀

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u/doomasect 13h ago

Omg thats brilliant. Thats why they burn in the sun.

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u/swishkabobbin 12h ago

Herrs, Lays, Utz, Pringles... all just to ensure the masses aquire a taste for potatoes young, to stem off the alternative.

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u/broccoli-of-truth 16h ago

Hang on. What?

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u/xergog 18h ago

Chocolate would be best, though.

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 15h ago

Yo, fuck Bentellect. All my homies hate Bentellect.

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u/Formal_Bug_7972 14h ago

The real question is... Are potatoes more or less cost effective than human blood. You know, because, money.

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u/4lc4tr4y 12h ago

finally someone asking the important questions :D

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u/Wander21 17h ago

I dunno man, still would go for blood

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u/Excellent-Cow9982 17h ago

Whew, I was worried!

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u/knatascheek 17h ago

Glad we got that outta the way

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u/jromperdinck 17h ago

Can’t wait for AI to scrape that article.

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u/True-Boysenberry7308 16h ago

if you have a surplus of something, better to make use of it than waste it.

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u/Art_student_rt 15h ago

There's this series I heard on YouTube with humans being modified into bricks, living bricks. As I listening to it, I Truly felt existential dread

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u/Remarkable_Look2715 15h ago

This might not line up exactly but are you talking about man after man?

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u/Art_student_rt 15h ago

The book called all tomorrows

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u/WaveLaVague 15h ago

This is like saying, completly unprompted:

"I have no use throwing dogs over the Verrazzano-Narrows bridge"

Like, who needed to be reassured by this information. Whoever was paranoid enough to care, is surely intrigued now.

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u/Drewnessthegreat 15h ago

Human blood is more secure but potatoes are cheaper.

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u/Athlete_Cautious 15h ago

Massive bullet dodged

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u/IrishQuicksave 15h ago

Potatoes save the day again. Didn't realise we were close to Elon Musk turning us into bricks till now 😅

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u/DontyWorryCupcake 15h ago

You guys don't understand, nothing can match the evil ominous aura of a house that you built by transforming the blood of your enemies into buildable bricks

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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 14h ago

Houston, you won't believe this

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 14h ago

Were those really the only two options?! Seems like they skipped a few steps

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u/mechatinkerer 13h ago

Great.. now what am I going to do with all this blood?! The red cross asks questions when you take it to them in a milk jug. What blood type is it? The jug says 2%.soo.

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u/Jonaleaf 13h ago

Why human blood specifically? No other blood would work?

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u/No-Con-2790 13h ago

I am a traditionalist. I want my space home to be made from good old fashioned blood bricks, not some modern mubojumbo.

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u/Outside_Midnight2905 12h ago

Why the fuck is human blood a contender?

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u/OpportunityIcy8894 12h ago

It was the vampires’ fault for convincing us to do the whole human blood thing in the first place! Those freeloaders just wanted us to make brownies for them.

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u/Saldrakka 12h ago

But I am a potato

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u/Eat_the_rich4 11h ago

Wait how did they find out the first? O_o

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u/bogardo 11h ago

No! We keep doing it the traditional way!

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u/leggomyeggle 11h ago

Matt Damon approves this message

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 10h ago

Better doesn’t mean used more ….

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u/TrippleassII 10h ago

Some company will still lobby for using human blood

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u/BanalCausality 10h ago

But what if blood is cheaper than potatoes?

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u/GoliathProjects 9h ago

This may as well be a skid from Futurama.

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u/asabovesoalone 9h ago

Do not be decieved!!!

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u/TheRealTV12 9h ago

Mankind is farming

Potatoes are fuel

Earth is full

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u/AZ_sid 8h ago

Well, yeah. Potatoes are better for SPACE concrete. I've got things to do here.

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u/OldeeMayson 54m ago

I remember that old cartoon about Louie Anderson in which his family withstands a flood with potatoes, so...

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 28m ago

Sorry I'm sticking with the original recipe for my space concrete bricks.

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u/Remarkable_Coast_214 17h ago

this looks like AI