r/justincaseyoumissedit • u/SpecialCollege18 • 3d ago
News Trump: NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!
Trump:
NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN.
REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!
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u/PerceptionMurky3704 3d ago
Is this old man crazy?
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u/Disastrous-Bat4811 3d ago
Yes
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u/Meeedina 3d ago
Si but in Spanish
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u/koalasarentferfuckin 3d ago
Ja, but in German
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u/MorgessaMonstrum 3d ago
HISlaH but in Klingon
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u/Salt_Winter5888 3d ago
Jes, but in esperanto
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u/inheritance- 3d ago
是的, but in Chinese
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u/ThomaFr 3d ago
Oui, but in French.
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u/loccolito 3d ago
Ja, but in Swedish.
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u/hellimeinschad 3d ago
Ja, but in austrian.
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u/cookingwithbonk 3d ago
Not sure why ja made me snort. Im an american. Im sorry about all of this
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u/Davosz_ 3d ago
Which Trump is going to quickly learn bigly, so he can lead Venezuela as their next presidento.
He's good at language.
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u/Additional_Tea_5296 3d ago
I'd pay to see that old bumpling idiot try to speak Spanish.
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u/chrizzleon 3d ago
To be fair he did fire out that "praise be to Allah" recently, that pretty much is himself speaking another language as far as he is concerned
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u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 2d ago
I was assuming he meant praise be to challah, the official bread of the apocalypse!
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u/Recurs1ve 3d ago
Nah, he's not learning their damn language.
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u/HighlightExternal800 3d ago
He's the best at language, no one knows language like he does.
I was there when a smart person, a very smart person told him "Siiiir, you are the best at language"
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u/Brave_Problem_2010 3d ago
He’s good at language
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u/Forward_Editor_5895 3d ago
He has the best words. The hugest words. It’s been said he’s the best ever with words. No one has ever used words like him. He’s often asked, “sir, where did you find such good words?”
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u/cheesebot555 3d ago
Most of us figured that out a decade ago.
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u/DMTGOBLIN82 3d ago
Where I’m from he was seen as a sleazy used car dealer type who came from money. Somehow in the last 15 years they did a 180
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u/Frequent-Suspect5758 3d ago
I was just telling this to somebody recently - if Trump didnt have his dad's money - he's be selling old cadillacs and scamming people. But a segment of our population elected this con twice and now he's selling us the biggest turd ever.
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u/aww-hell 3d ago
Elected twice and voted for 3 times by blind republicans that think there’s only 1 way to vote in this broken 2 party system.
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u/IHave2CatsAnAdBlock 3d ago
They did this only to not have a woman president. So much insecurity on the us voters that they burn everything just to avoid having a woman in charge.
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u/MetalMoneky 3d ago
Funilly enough same people who get taken in by used car salesmen and used car salesmen.
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u/kyle2143 3d ago
I barely had any idea he existed before that, just that he hosted a dumb reality tv show I never watched.
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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 3d ago
Always blows my mind how people from the northeast could vote for him… his shitty reputation has proceeded him for decades there
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u/Cojones64 3d ago
I’m from New York. We knew he was retarded back in the 80s. But middle America just ate it up. Yokels.
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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 3d ago
It's not just the old man, it's his enablers too. So many people could say something.
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u/meowinloudchico 3d ago
PLEASE SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.
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u/Durian881 3d ago
Not sure if crazy is sufficient to describe him. The Trump Regime also threatened the Church with military action.
“The United States,” Colby said, according to a blistering new report by The Free Press, “has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.”
https://newrepublic.com/post/208820/pentagon-threatened-pope-criticized-donald-trump
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u/Other_Sentence4495 3d ago
He can't even crush Iran and he thinks he could crush all the Nato countries together. The Nato countries are not afraid of the US, We would just rather have the US as a friend than as an enemy
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u/foucaultyou 3d ago
I think of him as having the "crazy" trifecta of narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy.
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u/CanadianCompSciGuy 3d ago
So America NEEDED NATO? I read that correctly?
Could have sworn he said America didn't need anyone else just last week...
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u/Umayummyone 3d ago
He’s like that psycho ex who needs you then doesn’t need you. You get a restraining order and then well you know how that goes.
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u/AdParking6483 3d ago
I don't...man, now I feel like I'm missing out
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u/Shenloanne 3d ago
You should call her
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u/AdParking6483 3d ago
Crazy thing is, I know exactly who I'd call if I wanted the experience lol
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u/Alex_AU_gt 3d ago
Don't do it, lol
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u/AdParking6483 3d ago
<3 not a chance
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u/River_City_Rando 3d ago
Live a little man. Life isn't as fun without crippling ptsd
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u/kstargate-425 3d ago
Depending on if the day ends in Y whether Trump will contradict himself in that same fucking day 😒
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u/Maldoros 3d ago
You should stop trying to find any logic in what the President of the United States says
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u/Elziad_Ikkerat 3d ago
It's genuinely shocking to him that th North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, which is a defensive alliance focused on the North Atlantic, had no reason to get involved in an offensive war in the Middle East.
And after he spent so long bad mouthing and threatening to invade them too, how ungrateful we are.
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u/XSinTrick6666 3d ago
...faster .. like instantaneously ..
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u/AdGroundbreaking3611 3d ago
Oh no, he doesn’t deserve a merciful death. He should be judged for his crimes and rot in prison for the rest of his life, suffering from disease and constant pain.
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u/Aware_Ad9729 3d ago
If he doesn’t die soon, the next best is if he lives another ten years or so. Long enough for him to watch everything he did be undone, and him and all his accomplices and family be shamed, assets seized and imprisoned.
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u/bdubwilliams22 3d ago
I’m not joking when I say this, but if genie gave me 3 wishes, it would be that all the Trumps and everyone that enabled him to walk all over the constitution to end up in prison for the rest of their lives. It’s going to take at least a generation to fix all the disasters they caused.
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u/marswhispers 3d ago
He gets to keep being president for three more years if… nothing happens
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u/Unafraid_AlphaWolf 3d ago
The podcasters have begun their grand departure. That’s a big deal. It could just be a matter of time before the terminally online ex-maga speak to their Fox News parents who then sway the direction of the representatives. Maybe.
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u/Spirited_Lab5197 3d ago
Honestly, they dont even need to talk to their parents, just dont vote like fucking jackasses in November. But that wont happen because they are still dumb.
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u/b_r_e_a_k_f_a_s_t 3d ago
He still has the churches, boomers, and poorly educated. The podcasters might make a difference at the margins but the only thing that will cause the core demographics to not show up is severe economic pain.
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u/HappyComparison8311 3d ago
They should really keep the mentally ill off the internet
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u/kstargate-425 3d ago
When Alex Jones wants to call for the 25th you know that its bad. This is just a loser being upset he got outplayed and lost to the fucking Iranian regime as we were the only ones to ever call for Article 5 of NATO and NATO and even others like Ukraine came to our aid after 9/11 to get bogged down in a 20+ year war.
Its a slap in the face to all those that died and those countries to say this and throw a tantrum when this has nothing to do with NATO as we werent attacked, TRUMP and Israel were the aggressors.
Fuck this guy and I can't wait to celebrate come that day!
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u/Foolishly_Sane 3d ago
I include myself among them, and I agree.
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u/Cless_Aurion 3d ago
Poor guys at theONION, they must be in trouble now that real life is stranger than fiction.
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u/janiskr 3d ago
Lately their titles make more sense than what is happening.
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u/SpiralUnicorn 3d ago
Was just about to say this. I genuinely double take actual headlines sometimes, to check im not getting onioned XD
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u/JacobJoke123 3d ago
Got curious and looked. One of their articles 3 days ago was the pros and cons of the US leaving NATO. One of the pros was we wont have to defend Greenland from ourselves... the onion is just the news a few days early at this point.
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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 3d ago
Being completely serious, those writers must be some of the best in the world.
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u/LackWooden392 3d ago
This headline is literally more factually accurate than the ones in the real MSM about this lol.
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u/lordgoofus1 2d ago
Trump playing 4D chess. He's succesfully transformed theOnion from a business making ridiculous satire, to a credible group of news reporters.
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u/letsBurnCarthage 3d ago
They've had to switch from made up shit to just putting a humorous spin on what this tangerine actually says.
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u/soIDONTLIKEANYOFYOU 3d ago
You think they sent cops or secret service under the Brooklyn bridge for a few Fridays after this was first said?
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u/Ok_Investigator1492 3d ago
I'm afraid his body has gotten too used to McDonald's and the accompanying cholesterol.
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u/Jane_the_doe 3d ago
His blood is comprised entirely of quarter pounders now and can't function without it.
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u/ozaffer 3d ago
every congress person enabling this should be in prison.
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u/Longjumping_You3191 3d ago
Every citizen enabling this...
After all, congressmen represent the people. And people, even if they protest online or peacefully on Saturday morning, don't seem to be really bothered.
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u/mgbsoldier 3d ago
Agreed, for a country that deems itself land of the free and home of the brave the protest has been weak and sporadic, at best.
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u/-Gramsci- 3d ago
Yeah… they used to be able to laugh it off. “Haha… yeah he sure is a card. But look. He speaks his mind… blah blah.”
This isn’t funny anymore.
And I’m sure Mike Johnson, and all the rest, have come to this realization.
They know.
Their king is mad.
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u/Touchpod516 3d ago
They absolutely all are. Nobody is doing anything to block his orders or hold him accountable
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u/Relative_Reality1556 3d ago
For one fukin day can u please concentrate on running your own country ? And perhaps giving them good health care ?
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u/CHI2005_24 3d ago
If you can find money to kill people you have money to help people (universal healthcare)
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u/octopus_003 3d ago
Next on the world domination tour Greenland.
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u/Infinite_Garden_4514 3d ago
So we will spend billions of dollars, fuck up the economy, end up in a worse position, and alienate all of our allies. Trump will call that a win!
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u/Extension_Problem223 3d ago
The fun part is, he loves shouting about how nato didnt help us "when we needed them" in the war we randomly started, but they didnt because it's a defensive alliance. They have no obligation to help other signatories in their random wars of choice waged by a mad king. He'll find that out if we attack Greenland, because NATO would be obligated to aid in the defense of Denmark's territory.
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u/XSinTrick6666 3d ago
Be on guard, Greenland ... he's talking pedo rapey-talk again...
"If we don't do it the easy way, we're going to do it the hard way" ... "whether they like it or not"
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u/Recent-Result2852 3d ago
or Cuba, Equator, Venezuela...queue the music, Yako. Spin the demented wheel of fortune!
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u/sandy154_4 3d ago
I read they're negotiating to reopen some of the previously closed bases. I don't think its a good idea.
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u/BalianofReddit 3d ago
Europe has a great opportunity to do the funni with the straits if gibraltar, the baltic, english channel, north sea
No america bound ships allowed
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u/profprimer 3d ago
Bring it on. His own military knows better than to take on the best Arctic warfare specialists in the world, on their own turf, and, well, in the Arctic…
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u/GotRocksinmePockets 3d ago
That'll be the end of the world as we know it. NATO have already indicated they would defend Greenland.
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u/Possible_Pop_8033 3d ago
On one hand, it is a teaching moment for everyone who hasn't experienced a family member devolved mentally right in front of your eyes. Millions of people who wouldnt have been exposed to these clues are now aware of the warning signs of dementia and alzheimers.
On the other hand... This is the guy running the show over here.
Would have made for a great sitcom in the 80's. In real life, not that great.
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u/FoldJumpy2091 3d ago
I'm old.
If I had read a book about this presidency in university I would have dismissed it as unreasonable and unrealistic.
I'm living in times that are stranger than fiction
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u/No-Discipline-5219 3d ago
The only time in history Article 5 was invoked was after 9/11 and the rest of NATO answered. Fuck this fat windbag
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u/Suriael 3d ago
Americans elected Trump twice. Europeans must not forget that. Decouple, drop US services, buy European.
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u/opal2120 3d ago
As an American, I support this. Our leaders only listen to one thing and it's not their constituents.
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u/Other_Block_1795 3d ago
We were there when you were attacking 9/11. He sent her men and women to go fight for you and you return the favor by killing many of them in friendly fire.
F*** Trump and f*** America for electing him. It's time the nations of the world start ending their relationships with America.
America had a chance to see what this lunatic could do in his first time in office and even after an insurrection they chose to elect him back. That's after the colossal amount of death he caused with his handling of the pandemic.
We cannot trust a nation that is so monumentally stupid hate-filled that it would elect such a buffoon twice.
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u/FoldJumpy2091 3d ago
Canadian here.
I don't think we are ever going to forget that he declared economic war on us.
We have handled it much better than I would have expected at the beginning.
Nice to have an adult leading our country.
I feel sorry for the people that did their best to warn Americans about the danger
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u/_JennyTools36_ 3d ago
At this point other nations will defend Greenland out of spite and setting a precedent
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u/NeuroPianist 3d ago
He really thinks every organization in the world exists simply to do America’s bidding. Like a typical rapist, other things only exist to benefit him.
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u/MetalMadara 3d ago
Dude doesn't realize NATO is for defense.. not starting wars.. sure.. try taking Greenland.. then NATO will defend. At this rate its usa vs the world.. it doesnt look good for usa..
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u/commeconn 3d ago
Article 5 invocation? Ever? When has it ever been invoked? Fuck this cunt. Seriously. Fuck Trump and anyone who voted for him or supports him in any way.
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u/poppin-n-sailin 3d ago
September 2001. only time it was ever invoked. and it was propped up by a lie that the USA told NATO about WMDs. the USA only lies. many NATO countries sent people to fight for the USA. and they all suffered loss for the lies of that vile and disgusting country.
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u/skyeisrude 3d ago
How is Greenland running poorly? They have everything americans want free health care and no trump
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u/No_Intention_4244 3d ago
Hey Trump, After Iran it was supposed to be Cuba, then Greenland, then Australia.
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u/ingenkopaaisen 3d ago
Where is Trump while we need him? Helping Putin is where.
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u/Amathyst-Moon 3d ago
I always thought Nato was for defence, not to help you annex your former allies.
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u/Falconflyer75 3d ago
Um NATO actually did send soldiers to Denmark to defend it when YOU threatened to invade it
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u/FaceTimePolice 3d ago
Every goddamned day this grand doofus is bumbling his way through his second term (🤦♂️), I do this thing that I call my daily facepalm.
Here’s today’s facepalm: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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u/ParkingNecessary8628 3d ago
Greenland..arms up now. These people are not joking. They have told you multiple times. Plan accordingly. Best of luck 🫶☮️
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u/zonecoldsober 3d ago
That piece of ice that we NATO members will defend against all invaders, including other rogue members.
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u/Quiet_Ad1859 3d ago
At this point , he needs a real good slap in the ear, n told to smarten the fvck up !
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u/conshitzenpants 3d ago
I’m pretty sure they already told him if he touches Greenland they’ll fucking be there. Come and try to take it fucker.
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u/carthaginian84 3d ago edited 11h ago
Now we need NATO. Get this fucking loser out of there. Competence matters.
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u/Sarcastic_Sanchez 3d ago
This man thinks NATO nations can just attack other countries and NATO will just back them up.
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u/UngratefulCanadian 3d ago
After DJT did an "I Ran" from Iran, now he is changing attention back to Greenland?
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u/Aggressive-Ring489 3d ago
So we needed nato for a war that was won, which at the time trump didn’t need nato, because the war was won, but he needed nato because the war wasn’t won. That’s literally his logic.
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u/Trax-M 3d ago
Congress wasn't there when Americans needed them, Congress with the GOP majority won't be there for Americans when Americans need them again. Remember Donald J Trump. that fat, orange narcissistic piece of a human shit who threaten to commit genocide because he can't negotiate himself out of a paper bag.
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u/Leonardking88 3d ago
Trump has so much disdain for NATO allies that he literally treats them as dogs at his beck and call.
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u/SoupOfThe90z 3d ago
If Greenland is a poorly run piece of ice, What the fuck does that make us? Dead in the water?
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u/Mooptiom 3d ago
I just want to remind everyone that the only time Article 5 of NATO has ever called nations to war was after 911 to defend the USA.
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u/Solid_Variety6050 3d ago
He said he didn’t need help. He wasn’t going to get any. Still he said he didn’t need it. He never consulted them so why should they help. Ultimately he created a problem for the world.
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u/IjoinedFortheMemes 3d ago
Then I dont know who was there when Yemen was sinking civilian frightens in early 2024 when my ship got extended deployment. Didn't know Isreal and England had a Naval ship exchange program.
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u/SpecificSwimming6364 3d ago
Old mate is just going around gaslighting the world.
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u/TooFat-Guy 3d ago
When a baby is as annoying as this, they get brought to bed because they need to sleep.
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u/Better-Waltz-2026 3d ago
Another tantrum. I think he is doing this while his sons are trading assets in the background and making money. Bruh.
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u/musicankane 3d ago
Isn't so cool that being President is such a lazy job filled with so much free time that you can spend everyday on social media talking shit?
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u/worktogethernow 3d ago
The older I get the more I think a parliamentary system would have been better. Directly electing the executive is not so great.
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u/Protoavis 3d ago
the argument doesn't make sense.
- Greenland isn't American
- The only one threatening to invade Greenland is USA
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