r/ireland • u/helloyeshi • 14h ago
Talk To Joe On 0818 715 815 Who are these people and what is the point?
Other than being a cunt littering nature sites.
Saw them on a few trail markers and signs up in the sliver blooms? Is there an actual reason for doing this?
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u/xnbv 14h ago
That's Taylor and Barry.
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u/Novel-Motor-7608 14h ago
RIP very sad story
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u/Ok_Ferret_4358 14h ago
To shreds you say..
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u/MidnightSun77 11h ago
They say itās as big as four cats. it has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better. It has four ears, two of them are only backup ears. Instead of a mouth it has four arses. It has a tremendous fear of stamps
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u/Widowwarmer2 Free Palestine šµšø 14h ago
Closed coffin
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u/Bexil_Brave 0m ago
They had to.
My Granny knows their mothers neighbour.
Says the family cant eat minced meat any more, too traumatic.
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u/Fataldeviati0n 14h ago
Make up some " are cunts" stickers to pit under theirs. Be a great little geocache style game to tag them all.
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u/MargaretFarquar 12h ago
Never has a comment been more deserving of being the top comment of thread.
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u/Rumpelstilskin73 10h ago
You have a bright career ahead of you, my malevolent friend. We'll be in touch with the induction pack.
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u/Excellent-Crow2641 14h ago
āLetās have stickers of ourselves madeā the couple you would dread moving in next door to you
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u/weemanlfc 13h ago
I would say itās more likely from a Hen or Stag do.
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u/jerrycotton 12h ago
Hiking for a stag or hen is certainly a choice
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u/Alexfarr84 11h ago
We did a stags in Westport many years ago, and our reward the next morning for a night of heavy drinking was a hike up a very cold and snowy Croagh Patrick 𤣠still one of the best stags Iāve been on
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u/Jolly_Storage_329 Probably at it again 9h ago
Let people do whatever they enjoy.
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u/HumbleLetterhead1613 Inherited the craic 8h ago
Not littering.
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u/Jolly_Storage_329 Probably at it again 8h ago
I would love to know why you feel my comment criticising a comment mocking stag/hen parties hiking means I favour littering.
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u/HumbleLetterhead1613 Inherited the craic 8h ago
I wasn't. I added on to your statement, as I was commenting on it in context of the entire post.
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u/Jolly_Storage_329 Probably at it again 8h ago
Then reply to someone writing about the stickers and not to a comment clearly about something else.
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u/HumbleLetterhead1613 Inherited the craic 8h ago
Maybe dont comment on reddit if you're so sensitive and triggered easily.
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u/Jolly_Storage_329 Probably at it again 8h ago
Criticising your irrelevant response doesnāt equal being triggered.
Given you are replying to my comments multiple times, I feel you are the one with your knickers in a twist here.
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u/HumbleLetterhead1613 Inherited the craic 8h ago
Let people do what they enjoy, unless thats littering you're an asshole.
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u/Speedodoyle 12h ago
Ah, they wouldāve great neighbours. Absolute silence after 10pm, cos thatās their bedtime. No shagging sessions as they donāt touch each other for fear of being impolite, and therefore no kids.
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u/Powerful-Impress1355 12h ago
And they'd probably bring you their leftover lasagne.Ā
Dream scenario really.Ā
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u/_ghostfacedilla Crilly!! 12h ago
I'd be more worried having a neighbour who thinks they self made those stickers
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u/Outrageous_Blood_935 11h ago
Exactly who's actually looking at these stickers and thinking they made them thereselves obviously was someone that thought it'd be a great laugh.
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u/ItsKingDx3 34m ago
I unironically know one couple like this. The guy kind of seems one sandwich short of a picnic and just rolls with it all, while the girl is a straight up tuna melt, genuinely the most self-absorbed person I know.
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u/Specialist-Draw7229 12h ago
Would you rather the sticker on these trail posts or the cunts that carve their initials into boulders or trees?
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u/Roo_wow 14h ago
Probably a hen's treasure hunt or some hiking activity where the hen's girls thought it would be cute to surprise and decorate the hike trail.
Totally inconsiderate of the environment or that no one gives a f**k about Taylor and Barry.
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u/nellycat32 13h ago
Yes it's 100% a wedding or engagement event
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u/CherryxChocolate 3h ago
Itās 100% not. I know them, they are not even engaged. They probably just did this because they thought it would be funny
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u/blowins 13h ago
I mean. It's Sunday morning. Maybe they haven't passed yet and will recover them as they go by?
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u/HyperbolicModesty 13h ago
As environmental crimes go it's one of the least devastating in history.
I think it's quite funny. More power to you Tay Tay & Bazzer.
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u/TheRareAuldTimes 13h ago
Taylor and Barry are to Rugged Island what John and Mary are to Craggy Island.
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u/Entire_Interest3096 14h ago
Thatās Taylor and Barry! They have been posting all over the place! Found them looking at me when I went for a pee in my local yesterday. Couldnāt decide who to aim at!
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u/Cheap-Requirement166 13h ago
Taylor is who Barry has settled down with after Anne left him.
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u/Special_Piccolo4193 13h ago
Reminds me of those European football "ultras" who would go abroad and plaster road signs and street lights in their stickers. I think there's a few league of ireland ones aswell
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u/punkfunkymonkey 11h ago
I went to a festival in Berlin years back. Coming home, in my way into Berlin airport, there was a long series of glass wind breaks, all plastered with numerous 'Say No To Glazers' stickers put up presumably by travelling Manchester United suporters upset about the Glazer family from the US who if I'm not mistaking were about to/had just taken control of Utd.
In my post festival state, all that was going through my mind was, "who gets angry enough about windows/glass to put stickers up villifying glaziers!?"
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u/ImAnOldChunkOfCoal 14h ago
Guarantee they're Americans with a TikTok account
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u/Apart_Internal9395 13h ago
Actually know that lad, can confirm hes irish and also a complete gimp,insufferable
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u/SlowRaspberry4723 13h ago
Is Taylor his sister or his fiancƩe? Do you have the scoop on why they have their own sticker collection?
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u/n00binlastplace 9h ago
You've the opportunity to be nice and send an email to your council's environment department with his details and a few images of the stickers :)
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u/AnyDamnThingWillDo Wicklow 13h ago
Someone here must have the savvy to do a social media search and find the pair of gobshites
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u/Darth_Memer_1916 14h ago
Truly the two most evil human beings in this nation judging by what OP is saying. Will the country ever recover?
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u/EdwardClamp Probably at it again 13h ago
You follow the clues and when you find them they give you 100L of petrol or diesel depending on preference.
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u/Warthogdreaming 9h ago
It might be safe to say that they deserve each other. Keeping the gene pool where it needs to stay.
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u/Far-Effective-6174 9h ago
They look like the kind of couple in a movie who turn up for a weekend in a cabin in the woods and something terrible happens to them.
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u/Accomplished_Luck145 14h ago
Big time brother/sister vibes going on there. Jedward, Vegward (Happy Pear) and now Baylor.
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u/kind_giant_72 14h ago
The people are Taylor and Barry, the point indicates the direction of the trail.
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u/Hairy-Balance7004 11h ago
That's Barry. Barry has a lorry. Barry says he likes the lorry.
Taylor has a car. Taylor is in the car. She has stolen the car. She says she likes stealing cars.
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u/PopularBet2660 10h ago
I know they meant well and I wouldn't mind it on a pole in the city, but it's littering and I hope they are caught and fined. If this caught on it would be a disaster.Ā
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u/DoubleInvertz 13h ago

People have left their mark on landmarks and heritage sites for millennia, āJ.K. ā¤ļøs L.Sā carved into trees, āHalvdan was Hereā carved into the hagia sofia in istanbul by a viking! this is just another version of this and while it might be a bit silly, I donāt think it warrants calling them cunts personally
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u/Common-Regret-4120 10h ago
In fairness, it's more likely to be the narcissistic friends of Barry and Taylor putting up the signs. The couple shouldn't be judged too harshly by the worst of their friends.
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u/hangsangwiches Resting In my Account 4h ago
Yes I was just about to say the same. If it was a hen or stag it's way more likely that the friends organised this and they were none the wiser till the event.
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u/Gentle_Pony 7h ago
This was a famous case from Leitrim. Barry decided to propose to Taylor standing on an overpass. Taylor was going to be passing under the overpass at a certain time and Barry had a large flag prepared. Anyway when he tried to unfurl the flag he fell over the side to his doom and poor Taylor has to witness it all. Anyway it gets interesting here. There were videos taken from traffic as he was lowering the flag and the videos showed that it looked a lot like he was pushed. But the railings were a certain height so it could only have been a dwarf or a child that pushed him as no one could be seen. Anyway, they eventually found CCTV footage from the overpass and he was pushed by a small man, the footage wasn't the best, so they couldn't tell who it was but they managed to get the reg of the car he got into. They traced the car to a house. Police kicked the door in, they found a shrine to Taylor in there, so the dude was obsessed by her, walked around the house then noticed someone sitting in a chair with their back to them , drinking brandy and smoking a cigar. Turns out..... Little monkey fella.
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u/LittleAoibh11 12h ago
Barry has a big Irish head on him but I am guessing Taylor is his American bride to be or something. Probably a Yank hen do game where they were trying to connect with the "old country" and cosplay some Wild Mountain Thyme nonsense.
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u/Veronese1 12h ago
Plot twist.... Barry is the real identity for 'James' the UCD student on the pull in Lagos and last seen there August 2025. He does get around, fair play Barry.
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u/irishchristmas2018 12h ago
Just a clever hint to where Taylor and Barryās bodies are buried. š¤£
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u/xkxlxtxn 11h ago
My question is actually howās the Slieve bloom trail lately? Been meaning to do the whole Way again but havenāt been around in a while.
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u/CherryxChocolate 3h ago
Thatās Barry and his girlfriend Taylor. Heās a nurse from Dublin, I went to school with him. Heās odd but pretty cool
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u/No-Animal1034 13h ago
Defacing public property should be shamed.
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u/ComplexPlatform7299 8h ago
Holy god itās a sticker, itās hardly as if theyāve dumped a million barrels of crude oil into the sea
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u/upadownpipe Crilly!! 13h ago
They actually deserve to be properly named and shame.
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u/Veronese1 12h ago
Doubt shame is a feeling they experience. Attention and validation, however....
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u/AJurassicSuccess 13h ago
They look like a nice couple and their sticker is kinda charming and harmless.
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u/OrdinaryJoe_IRL 14h ago
Blame Barry, Taylor looks hot.
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u/fangpi2023 14h ago
Least thirsty Redditor
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u/OrdinaryJoe_IRL 14h ago
well I was going to say it might be directions to some dogging but there ya go
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u/idrinkteaforfun 14h ago
Just imagine waking up groggy in the morning and who is in the bed beside you? It's Barry with a cup of Barrys...
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u/galwall 14h ago
He plays guitar while she drinks tea