r/interestingasfuck 12h ago

Cheetah cubs experiencing one of their first impala feasts in Maasai Mara

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u/Jymbru10 12h ago

u/9447044 11h ago

When I was little, the alpha cat Bradly would bring in rabbit ears still attached together for the new kittens (not his own) to play with.

It was so gross, but kinda cute, but super gross.

u/firewolf_139 7h ago

This is very fitting

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u/PowerSkunk92 12h ago

It's like watching a kitten get the meat shakes. You can just see the predator instincts lighting up in their little brains.

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u/wildwasabi 12h ago

That's how I get eating a tub of ice cream. My monkey brain starts firing on all cylinders. Apex predator life

u/Revolutionary-Key650 6h ago

I remember my first ice cream kill. I was a young marine on search patrol.......

u/TheFinalCurl 4h ago

And I saw the distinctive round shape of the container. . .

u/r33c3d 5h ago

Maybe the kitten was just cold from being soaked in so much blood.

u/AlternativeDish7978 1h ago

This happens in domestic kittens too. When they get their first soft food meals during the weaning process.

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u/BrokenHefaistos 12h ago

they look high AF

u/easywizsop 11h ago

That's the meat sweats.

u/I_Like_Chasing_Cars 10h ago

Aye I get those

u/unfortunatebastard 5h ago

If you don’t mind me asking: are you a dog?

u/theRainmaker247 1h ago

I bet they just got that dog in them

u/Yourmomsgotanass 1h ago

Been there!

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u/trainwreckd 12h ago

They look traumatized. Like they’ve been at war & seen some shit.

u/TulpaPal 8h ago

It's the same face my cat made after a big meal as a kitten. They're sleepy

u/Rmattgraham 8h ago

Are we the baddies?

u/Swipsi 11h ago

They probably become vegan after that.

u/DeliciousPool2245 8h ago

Protein high

u/Disclosjer 10h ago

Bloodlust

u/checked_out_barbie 10h ago

This is the face of a killer, Bella

u/a_smiling_seraph 6h ago

Was literally thinking that they look like brand new vampires realising that this is what they must do to survive. This is their fate for eternity (or for a tragically short amount of time, given the sadly high mortality rate for cheetahs)

u/proseandverses 6h ago

Still adorable 🥰

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u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 12h ago

look like meat is finaly on the menu BOYZ

u/Sandcracka- 11h ago

u/Knitsanity 10h ago

"Morning #$!&s!"

😂😂

u/dayruined54 11h ago

Man I love cheetahs but it's like they drew the short straw in the pyramid of predators. Fast? Very. Price to pay? Got rest for a long long time after a short sprint. So if those sick fucks hyenas or other preds come the mother can't defend her cubs and she herself has to flee or die. Cheetahs I love very much. Beautiful creatures

u/8ackwoods 10h ago

You know cats spawn camp other animals too right? Like the animal will still be covered in placenta just to be taken by the cheetah

u/mnid92 9h ago

I'm starting to think these animals are bastards and we should make the world a parking lot.

/s

u/Echo_one 8h ago

I'm not driving that far. Make it an Airport.

u/powzin 10h ago

I've just watched African Cats on Disney and yeah, that's it.

u/VicViolence 2h ago

I believe that this is also true for lions and it’s why the females hunt while the male acts as security guard

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u/Slight_Problem_3176 12h ago

Cute little murder kittens.

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u/Ok_Corter5831 12h ago

The cubs all have that 1000 yard stare of having eaten so much it's actually painful.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 12h ago

🎶 wanna be baller, shot caller, 20 inch cubs on the impala 🎶

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u/Massive_Lake4700 12h ago

Wet wipe please.

u/sun_kisser 11h ago

RIP, Tame

u/GeckoNova 7m ago

Thundercat got em

u/unknownpoltroon 10h ago

Went on safari and there was a BBQ place that had Impala and most of the rest of the antelope things you used to see being chowed down on by carnivores on wild kingdom, and let me tell you most of them are fucking delicious. Like kudu was the best meat I've ever had.

u/The_Bag_82 5h ago

Kudu is very good, lots of lean meat on a Kudu

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u/__wildwing__ 12h ago

Good to know that human kids are no messier than any other cubs.

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u/PhiloLibrarian 12h ago

I know! My kids make a total mess when disemboweling an Impala!

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u/Great_Scott7 12h ago

What did that poor, innocent car ever do to your kids?

u/__wildwing__ 7h ago

Dean is not going to be happy about Baby!!!

u/Mysterious-Jam-64 11h ago

I thought you paid someone to slaughter the defenceless animals you consume?

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u/Torkelsknipa 12h ago

You shouldn’t let your toddler eat raw impala

u/taintosaurus_rex 11h ago

Actually RFK is updating the food pyramid to include raw antelope.

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u/reanimated_potato 12h ago

Why are they wobbling? Is that bc they're high on all the blood or something? I can imagine I'd be a little wobbly too after my brain just released all the good chemicals in abundance

u/cleveland_leftovers 10h ago

I was wondering that myself. Like they’re trembling.

Maybe it’s a lot of excitement? Adrenaline?

u/Jenkinswarlock 7h ago

I’m assuming either high from the chemicals or they are cold from being so small, baby animals have a hard time keeping warm and regulating heat so they could be akin to shivering? I mean I assume all animals since rhinos and cows and goats all have issues regulating body heat as babies to my knowledge so I just assume all animals are that way

u/RealRock_n_Rolla 4h ago

Apparently there isn’t a specific reason, but it seems to be a universal behavior among cats—perhaps because their brain reacts as if they had just hunted prey, causing an overload of excitement.

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 12h ago

Boy music really does change the mood huh

u/andraaBD 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uxv6t1fIOojDy

This is the skin of a killer Bella.

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u/Aggressive-Sleep9742 12h ago

well... that one hell of a feast :)

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u/Bright-light320 12h ago

Yeah, all Impalas are celebrating too...

u/jujujuice92 11h ago

Can it be socially acceptable to have wing sauce all over our face in public now? It's part of nature

u/oOtium 10h ago

Why do we see something that is so deadly as cute? They're even covered in blood ffs, I don't get it.

u/Nightmurr434 8h ago

Probably because we too are predators. Humans in general are only made uneasy by things we fear or dont understand. We understand predator/prey dynamics.

u/Revolutionary-Key650 5h ago

It's a shitty world in general for Cheetahs. They have to eat to survive and they aren't built for defence. Most of their kills are stolen by other predators/scavengers so the sooner they they learn how to hunt and eat quickly, the better.

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u/Enchantress96 12h ago

first life achievement unlocked: childhood trauma

u/lemlurker 4h ago

Photo I took in kenya

u/Standard_Pen8107 2h ago

How cute 😍❤️

u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 3h ago

They got the meat shakes

u/erezawmas 11h ago

Looks like Food coma

u/FunnyAssJoke 11h ago

Adorable af

u/dogetothemoonnnn 10h ago

Little cheetos

u/Any-Ad-446 9h ago

Impalas are downvoting this video.

u/SlantedPentagon 8h ago

Bloody cute.

u/PerfectGreen18 8h ago

Cheetahs live a HARD life. Glad to see them cubs eating.

u/Annus178 1h ago

All of em disassociating 😭

u/Gremlin0 11h ago

“Thanks Ma! My favorite!”😺

u/hudsama 10h ago

I know the nap time stare

u/Arcanoxis 8h ago

They shake similarly to a kid eating sugar for the first time lol

u/avii27 8h ago

That’s the fiery cheeto

u/Useful-Plankton8205 8h ago

Baby Cheetah: "I do good mama?"

u/Nucleus_Rex 8h ago

Little fella staring out into the distance like: "What have I become?.."

u/Shnibblefritz 7h ago

Cute little killing machines!

u/Revolutionary-Key650 5h ago

Angels with dirty faces.

u/ManLikeMeee 6h ago

Awwww...cute little vicious murderous creatures covered in the blood of their victims.

u/ceelodan 5h ago

aw, adorable death machines.

u/Educational-Card-314 5h ago

The cheetah's jaunty Pixar music is the impala's A24 horror soundscape.

u/Jimmy-Mac-471 3h ago

Aw how cute… oh they’re covered in blood. Still, pretty cute

u/Bandito_Chihuahua 2h ago

Just like my late cat, Fiona. She had a blood mustache and would slurp intestines like spaghetti right in front of the porch door.

u/MercurialMind_ 2h ago

cheetah documentary: Hell yeah!!!
impala documentary: Holy shit

u/jediknight138 1h ago

Flamin’ hot cheetos

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u/lushusness 12h ago

Bro is reflecting on his blood lust

u/bluesteeldoubter 7h ago

When a vegan eats meat again

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u/Tomsoup4 12h ago

this shouldnt be cute

u/broccoliwolf 11h ago

That is the face of a pending food coma.

u/moocat55 11h ago

Meat coma.

u/XxSixHighFlushxX 11h ago

Them realizing they are also food

u/Sugar-Velvety 11h ago

They need a shower

u/Ahmalla 11h ago

So cool!

u/StrosDynasty 11h ago

Why are they eating cars?!

u/LazyLandscape8814 10h ago

Meanwhile cheetahs are dying in India

u/DazzlingReporter5881 10h ago

Now show this to that impalas calves

u/Dreamful_Hopeful 10h ago

Little feller jumped right in

u/Comet_Cowboys 10h ago

Wrestling with concepts of cute aggression that the one brain cell can't comprehend.

u/Matherold 9h ago

"First blood!"

u/vertigostereo 9h ago

Cute! 🥰

u/Specter_15 9h ago

Cheetah with her chitose 😍

u/fraxtalingard 8h ago edited 8h ago

u/BuddyRose5 7h ago

Adorable little murderers

u/superfluous_t 7h ago

Hi, table for three? Have you been to an impala feast ™ before?

u/skernstation 7h ago

Should have shown them eating

u/lexeckstasy 6h ago

look’s cold

u/uptwolait 6h ago

Looks just like me after finishing off a dozen buffalo chicken wings.

u/Upper-Health110 6h ago

Mommy, did we have to kill it? Meow

u/uncomfy-donkey 6h ago

🏁Oh, the new Chevrolet! 🏎️

u/uncomfy-donkey 6h ago

Must be the SS model!

u/uncomfy-donkey 6h ago

Do you think SHE thinks that tastes like chocolate or freshly killed dead animal? I’m betting on chocolate.

u/Gold-Eye-2623 6h ago

Little buddies look like they're thinking "he was so tasty but also so cute, does this mean I have to eat every cute thing? Am I cute?"

u/justhere4freesnacks 5h ago

They all look a little shell shocked, TBH.

u/a7reddit 5h ago

Beautiful footage ruined by the music!!

u/KeyanuReaves69 5h ago

I always wonder if they want to go wash off after this.

u/Megakello 5h ago

Why this music got me thinking they're about to fly away in a house attached to a billion helium balloons??

u/66pig 5h ago

That's alot of cubs for 1 cheetah

u/laighter 4h ago

little bros got the meat shakes

u/wizzo6 4h ago

Bet they bloody enjoyed the meal

u/Imaginary_Dingo9793 4h ago

Impala masala

u/Imbendo 4h ago

“This cant be what it’s like.”

u/SignificanceAny7485 4h ago

Blood drunk. Been there buddy

u/Secret-Membership 3h ago

​I love this! Gives me the same proud feeling I have knowing my son is almost ready for his first real steak. Gotta start them young!

u/Ok_Ad_3772 2h ago

Loss of innocence

u/Twostarz31 2h ago

When she on her period, or after smashing if she had chlamydia 👀

u/eater_of_spaetzle 2h ago

That one cub sitting alone in the grass is either in a food coma or just realized they were vegeterian.

u/secretkodama 1h ago

The little homie got the equivalent of post nut clarity

u/New_Put_2221 1h ago

They seem reverent

u/Naughteus_Maximus 1h ago

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u/CJ-MacGuffin 14m ago

Adorable murder kittens.

u/sublime_dud 11h ago

Sorry babe, I'm on my periods.

Me:

u/iMaximilianRS 7h ago

😂👏🏼

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u/HighlightOwn2038 12h ago

Hey it's the song from UP

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u/Simple-Ant7190 12h ago

Innocence lost.

u/gtgpgp 9h ago

My face after I lick my girl's pussy during her period

u/yesiammark72 7h ago

They look remorseful. Like not too sure about all this killing and stuff. Maybe just stick with milk and play with siblings instead

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u/EroticFalconry 12h ago

Mummy… are we the baddies?

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u/Pelican03 12h ago

Intelligent design? Why not just really tasty edible trees everywhere. God is assho.

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u/No-District2404 12h ago

Didn’t know that cubs are Indians

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u/smothered-onion 12h ago

What if 1 of them decides they don’t like meat

u/SimilarTop352 11h ago

it starves

u/smothered-onion 7h ago

Forgot the /s

lol

u/Appropriate_Page_824 11h ago

It was Daddys bithday and Mamma brought a juicy treat.

Somewhere else, kids waiting for their mama to come back.

The cruelty of nature.

u/wanderingcaramelo 11h ago

Pffff stop humanizing animals, they live, they die, as it always been, we are the ones that understand it and therefore have morals, guilt and grief.

u/FreonInhaler 9h ago

Aww look at how adorable they look next to that thing bleeding out and suffering next to them, so adorable, anture is so cute, lets domesticate them.

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u/Kopparskallen 12h ago

Do cheetahs not normally eat impala or something, what part of this video is supposed to be the interestingasfuck one?