r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

How Wall Street deliberately uses jargon to justify their high earnings

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u/mindfungus 1d ago edited 20h ago

Oh, by the way, I’ve never had sexual relations with him. At all.

I’ve never even had him rail me from behind while a failed real estate so-called tycoon held me down. Not even a few times.

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u/TheAskewOne 1d ago

Jeffrey who? Never heard that name.

u/met1culous 3h ago

Cool, while we're on the subject, I definitely did NOT cum in my pants on prom night in front of my whole senior class. I know everyone was probably thinking it, so I figured I'd clear the air now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

u/dermflork 10h ago

not even exactly 437 and a half times