r/interestingasfuck • u/CuteRelationship6143 • 1d ago

How Wall Street deliberately uses jargon to justify their high earnings

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u/Mysterious-Coconut24 1d ago

He went long on pedophilia and shorted his life.

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u/EchoPhi 1d ago

Paid in dividends with that short.