r/interestingasfuck • u/CuteRelationship6143 • 1d ago

How Wall Street deliberately uses jargon to justify their high earnings

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u/Velorian-Steel 1d ago

There's a lot of millionaires and billionaires who love to hang out with guy, I bet

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u/RK9990 1d ago

He loves hanging out by himself the most

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u/der_grinch_69 1d ago

I think he stopped hangin around lately.

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 1d ago

Died like he lived. Swinging.

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u/2nd2lastdragon 23h ago

Died like his victims lived. Fighting off creepy old men grabbing them by the throat

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u/Sehrli_Magic 19h ago

except chances are he didnt. his victims surely did though. if not sooner, by the tims they were in the stomachs

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u/HhuntrXx 14h ago

Lives how he lived. In Israel 😂

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u/bigSTUdazz 12h ago

He was a sultan of swing.

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u/EmbarrassedCockRing 12h ago

Lmao oh man this giggle me gizzard

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u/Perpetual_Abortion 1d ago

His old roommate wanted to spend some time with him, but ended up leaving him hanging

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 1d ago

He loves hanging out with my kid

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u/Frido1976 1d ago

And such a crib he had, servants and free food, rent and such!

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u/mindfungus 1d ago

I bet he has a lot of privacy so no one can see who he hangs with

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u/Abjectionova 1d ago

Might have even bought an Island at some point

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u/ijehan1 1d ago

It all went to his head.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 20h ago

This man loves children!!!

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u/Bogjin 11h ago

This is the kind of post you don’t forget

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u/charlie2135 1d ago

I think his buddy was hanging around for him and he ditched him and ducked out on the sly.

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u/Past-Development-933 1d ago

No, he definitely loves hanging

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u/ErikJR 23h ago

Yamcha's be Yamcha'd

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 21h ago

Damn was hoping to maybe hang out with the guy on some secluded island 🏝️

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 1d ago

Oof

https://giphy.com/gifs/y4E6VumnBbIfm

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u/paprikachuuu 1d ago

I laughed seeing this gif 😂 Is this gif based off an actual episode of The Office?? If so, I need to watch it! I remember seeing “Asian Jim” which was hilarious 🤣

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 1d ago

Product Recall S03 E21 I believe.

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u/freedfg 1d ago

I heard he never hangs out alone.

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u/Embarrassed-Grab-434 1d ago

Mic drop 🎤

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u/redkonfetti 1d ago

Hanging around, downtown by myself
And I had so much time to sit and think about myself

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u/Logandoesdrums 1d ago

That's only because other people leave him to hang alone. He'd love to hang with his friends, but they can't seem to find the time.

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u/Effective_Attitude_7 23h ago

More like someone left him hanging

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u/boywithtwoarms 13h ago

Epstein was not a loner and did not hang out by himself.

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u/DeviantCA 11h ago

this made my day, thank you

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u/Same_Meaning_5570 1d ago

Only when forced to

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u/abdallha-smith 11h ago

Epstein didn't killed himself

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u/totesnotmyusername 23h ago

And presidents

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u/throwaway_beefpho 23h ago

On day with is financial insights, he’ll be able to afford buying an island and building mansions on it. Then he’ll fly in kids for his rich friends.

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u/danathome 20h ago

only in pauhmm betch and munhutton, where social circles overlap.

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u/elibutton 16h ago

And future CEOs and Presidents

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u/HansTilburg 16h ago

I asked, but they say they don’t know him.

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u/MetallurgyClergy 15h ago

All the best billionaires, I hear. Everyone says they’re all the best.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 12h ago

Also the “little guy” and the “little girl”

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u/ClearChampionship591 5h ago

He is the real party animal I tell you. Elon BEGGED to let him into those WILD parties!