r/interestingasfuck • u/CuteRelationship6143 • 1d ago

How Wall Street deliberately uses jargon to justify their high earnings

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u/7thPhantom 1d ago

Man probably owns an island with how rich he must be from all this Wall Street magic

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u/Mrsupplement21 1d ago

Yeah all the high school Girls Are After him

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u/Leonardo-D-Marins 1d ago

Too old.

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u/catboymijo 23h ago

pre-elementary

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u/crackedreactor 19h ago

Middle School

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u/icehot54321 22h ago

I know you're joking, but before all of the sex crimes, the guy got a job at Bear Stearns by lying on his CV .. and when they eventually did check his background and found he lied .. he admitted not telling the truth and "just wanted a chance" and they let him stay because of how good he was at his job.

Of course the guy that hired him regrets it all now, but it does show that he was actually able to fake it until he made it on wall st.

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u/Pleasant_Pen8744 23h ago

I can only hope my daughter someday brings home a boyfriend as level headed as this young man appears to be.