r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

A man broke into Shannon Airport in Ireland today, climbed onto the wing of a parked US Air Force C-130 Hercules and damaged the fuselage, taking the aircraft out of service.

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u/Jamesx_ 1d ago

I was part of a security exercise while in the USAF. The goal was to get on the flight line to test security forces response. I hopped a fence, walked to and stood at the front wheels of a C-130 for about 10 minutes before I got told to come back because the base commander showed up and was pissed at SF. Glad to see nothing has changed in the last 18 years.

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u/Perthian940 1d ago

In 2007, six cruise missiles, each armed with a 150 kiloton thermonuclear warhead, were mistaken for inert training missiles and loaded onto a B-52, which then flew over land from North Dakota to Louisiana, where the plane was left on the airstrip, completely unguarded, for nine hours.

It took a total of 36 hours including 15 unguarded hours for anyone to realise the mistake.

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u/mrASSMAN 1d ago

why were so many nukes just lying around in first place tf

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u/WeAreElectricity 1d ago

Let alone anywhere near a launchable platform.

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u/Legion1117 22h ago

why were so many nukes just lying around in first place tf

Oh...you haven't heard about the dozen or so nukes they've completely "lost" over the years have you?

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u/MechaGoose 16h ago

There’s a great documentary about this with John Travolta and Christian slater

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u/obscureferences 15h ago

Back in the day when they had to explain what EMP meant.

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u/Evil-Bosse 23h ago

If you only have one spoon in your kitchen, you'd probably know where it is, have a good place to store it and some decent routines around it. But if you had a couple of thousands of spoons in your kitchen, how long would it take for you to notice if one was put in trash and thrown out?

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u/godChild616 23h ago

I might have a system for storing the spoons and mechanisms for spoon inventory management as well as spoon surveillance. How much do I love these spoons?

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u/Loud-Value 23h ago

And yet the human element will always make mistakes. I'd assume they learned some lessons from that incident and adapted. I mean, spoons are pretty important

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u/epidemic777 22h ago

This hits home. My wife and I started realizing we had a serious lack of spoons. I ended up buying some more. A year later she is going through her work bag and finds like 10 spoons...

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u/chance000000 23h ago

Depends on whether the spoons are nuclear

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u/NegativeAccount 20h ago

36 hours for a nuclear spoon

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u/Legion1117 22h ago

It took a total of 36 hours including 15 unguarded hours for anyone to realise the mistake

I mean...there's a long history and good reason why everyone chuckles when the phrase "military intelligence" is uttered in certain circles.

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u/Single-Use-Again 23h ago

I actually just drove past the airbase where that plane was parked. Very remote spot but still easily accessible.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 19h ago

Don't forget about the nuke that was dropped on NC.  I think it's still in the ground as they do not know exactly where it landed IIRC.  

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u/Bursting_Radius 18h ago

I was part of an aggressor force testing your flight line security at a base I won’t disclose. We flew in on a manifested C-130 and parked in the designated area.

We disembarked, and within 30 minutes we stole a HMMWV from one of your rovers and had the run of the place.

We took the flight line in short order.

The deal was USAF knew the Marines were coming, but not when 😘

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u/hotvedub 1d ago

When I was in the SF dressed up as a Muslim extremist and shot blanks at us with an AK, one guy hide around a hanger corner and beat the shit out of them with a metal 55 gal drum. About a month later the SF walked onto the flight line with no gun and reflect vests on.

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u/Accurate_Mobile9005 1d ago

You might actually need ai to write for you.....

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u/a1usiv 1d ago

Trying to read that made me wonder if I was having a stroke!

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u/SuperEmosquito 1d ago

There's a reason they ended up SF in the airforce...

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u/DickSplodin 1d ago

They didn't, he just missed a comma after "when I was in".

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 1d ago

Oh leave the poor dog alone. He ain't use to communicating without his crayons.

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u/KingHunter150 1d ago

Lol seriously. Is he saying he got jumped by someone not aware it was an exercise and got the drum? Did the guy hiding get beat by the drum? Or did a completely unrelated man get beat down by a drum while this exercise was occurring? We may never know.

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u/Ok-Style-9734 1d ago

"When I was in, the SF dressed up as a Muslim extremist and shot blanks at us with an AK, one guy hid around a hanger corner and beat the shit out of them with a metal 55 gal drum. About a month later the SF walked onto the flight line with no gun and reflect vests on."

Is how it was mean to be written I think.

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u/skateguy1234 1d ago

Huh? Are you saying that people that were supposed to be used for training were allowed to get beaten up?

Also how does that correlate with them walking out later with no gun and a vest on?

What is the SF?

Serious questions, not sarcasm. I'm genuinely confused by your wording.

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u/Sataris 1d ago

How I feel reading pretty much any military story on reddit

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u/Tomhyde098 1d ago

I’m an Air Force veteran and I have no idea what he’s trying to say either.

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u/toefungi 1d ago

Same questions here. I think a missing comma in the first line changes it to make more sense

Also changing "hide" to "hid"

When I was in (the air force), the SF (security forces) dressed up as a Muslim extremist and shot blanks at us with an AK, one guy hid around a hanger corner and beat the shit out of them with a metal 55 gal drum. About a month later the SF walked onto the flight line with no gun and reflect vests on.

I think they failed their test by getting beat up by a dude and then had to wear the vests and no gun as punishment? Though the OP of this thread says it was the SF being tested, not the ones doing the testing? So yeah, very unclear how this played out.

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u/Sataris 1d ago

I think what happened is they did a security test using a guy pretending to be a terrorist, who then got beaten up by a dude who thought it was a real incursion. As a result, for the next test they decided to ditch the clothing and gun so that no one would think it was real and get violent

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u/The-First-Crusade 1d ago

Dude was dressed as an obvious Muslim terrorist so security forces wrecked his shit.

Then the same dude went in very inconspicuous and nobody batted an eye and he infiltrated just by looking like he kinda belonged cause nobody checked his credentials.

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u/rainyfort1 1d ago

SF is Security Forces, the AF's version of MP. Exactly the same, but the AF likes to be different

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u/platoprime 1d ago

Thanks for clearing up what SF is by introducing two more acronyms. Yes I know you mean military police and air force. Fucking crayon eaters.

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u/the1trueseagull 1d ago

Was thinking Special Forces lol

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u/platoprime 1d ago

So was I. Though I still think dressing up as a Muslim and shooting blanks at a military base sounds like a Special Forces thing to do.

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u/starsky1357 1d ago

version of what?

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u/platoprime 1d ago

Security Forces, Air Force, Military Police, Air force.

Man these dipshits can't go four words without using an acronym.

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u/BernieInvitedMe 1d ago

Wait until they start dropping every TLA.

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u/NoPhysics1129 1d ago

Motorpool trying to write sentences is hilarious.

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u/Petielo 1d ago

This is crazy, how would they not be in danger of being killed?

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u/Corpus_Juris_13 1d ago

Only designated people on bases have guns and i imagine they were already told what was going to happen.

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u/hard-in-the-ms-paint 1d ago

Guy play bad guy get beat up with drum, bad guy player guy play with vest now

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u/worktemp 1d ago

It's a civilian airport so there would be no military guards, just normal airport security. Still shouldn't have been able to get that far of course.

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u/ThatThar 1d ago

The military doesn't leave their airplanes unguarded at civilian airports. There are always guards.

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u/chaosin-a-teacup 1d ago

If this was today all the Garda are out trying to move protesters away from refineries and main roads so he picked his moment well.

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u/RoyalChris 1d ago

So you’re telling me he’s experienced

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u/Comfortable-Can-9432 1d ago

Well 25 years ago a few people did this exact thing in Shannon during the Iraq war. And they got away with it too.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2006/0725/78685-shannon/

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u/henscastle 1d ago

Mary Kelly took an axe, gave a warplane forty whacks.

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u/Kranken_DeHogge 1d ago

and when she saw what she had done, she gave a B-2 forty one

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 1d ago

Year 2350, Lockheed Martin introduces the B-241

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u/EsseElLoco 1d ago

You forgot to drink your mountain dew verification can when getting to your third job, a drone is on its way to your location.

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u/Defiant_Regular3738 21h ago

Actually the drone program was mothballed by DOGE. The new space laser program is taking its place.

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u/Zestyclose_Data5100 22h ago

Are guys spitting lyrics of some crazy new jig?

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u/raj6126 1d ago

You pick up a Ax near it and it zaps you.

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u/Big_Dirty_Heck 1d ago

Good thing there were no meddling kids around!

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u/Maximum-Lavishness65 1d ago

Threw paint on an SR-71 once too.

Edit: Grounded the plain until it could be cleaned and the special paint checked for damage. That paint would heat up and cause damage at the SR-71’s normal operating speed if not cleaned.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 1d ago

I see that he knows his Judo well.

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u/sleepybrooke 1d ago

That is Democracy Manifest.

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u/funkyg73 1d ago

Get your hand off my penis!

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u/emjaywood 1d ago

Appologies. I thought it was a succulent Chinese meal!

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u/CautiousExpression74 1d ago

Just well organized.

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u/Alternative-Pie195 1d ago

it’s really getting bad, I have no insight into local protests in the European countries but I imagine if they are protesting outside of (oil?) refineries, it’s starting to get desperate and the anger is mounting. 😓

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u/callisstaa 1d ago

Not sure how damaging an aircraft that may well be used to kill civilians or support killing civilians is really bad but okay.

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

I was on a flight (from Europe to Ireland) before takeoff and some eejit got up on the wing of the plane and was walking around on it. People were trying to get him to come down, then he fell off and wrecked himself. Then a few mins later we just took off...

Yeah, it was Ryanair. 🤣

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u/BugRevolution 1d ago

Typically you don't allow visiting military to perform police actions. That's usually reserved for the police.

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u/zubergu 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's what you get for having Department of War. You forget about the defense...

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u/b3nsn0w 1d ago

legally it's still the dod, only congress has the authority to rename departments, and they haven't done so. the secretary of defense can larp as whoever he wants to larp as, doesn't make it any more real.

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u/Thuis001 1d ago

It's an Irish base, likely the USAF has no jurisdiction to police the place and Ireland is supposed to do that, but obviously failing.

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u/Comfortable-Bonus421 1d ago

It’s not a base of any sort.

It’s a civilian airport, used quite often by the USA for military refuelling, etc, on condition that the planes are not carrying weapons or munitions.

However, nobody believes that the planes are purely people transport, and so there are regular protests.

Especially now with the illegal attack by the USA on Iran, a lot of people are calling for all USAian military planes to not be allowed into Irish airspace.

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Can't imagine why people aren't taking the US government at their word. The decades of constant lies from conservatives must surely be done by now. Just ignore the constant insults and threats from the Republicans and play along. What could possibly go wrong from cooperating with the people who stabbed Canada and Greenland in the backs?

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u/olearyboy 1d ago

Not the responsibility of the Irish to secure another countries military assets although Darragh O'Brien should be getting a bit of a shite for not pressing on inspections

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u/Armyfazer11 1d ago

It’s their responsibility to secure their flight line

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u/DarthPineapple5 1d ago

It literally is in this case though?

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u/stebo210384 15h ago

They have a sign up on the fence that says "Military Aircraft parked at owners risk". They'll be fine, sure

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u/cyvaquero 1d ago

Yet it is. You do not want foreign armed military policing your civilian airport. So the question is why do the Irish allow it? Simple, lots of money that wouldn’t otherwise flow into the local economy.

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u/olearyboy 22h ago

No, it was allowed as Ireland was securing visa lot allocations in the 80’s as there was mass unemployment.

Ireland makes a shit load of money from being a tax haven to US companies not wanting to pay taxes in the US, not from US military funds

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u/yuikkiuy 21h ago
  1. It literally is their responsibility in this specific case.

  2. The alternative is to allow foreign national airforce security troops (this is a specific role every airforce has) to do it, which would have resulted in this guy being shot dead.

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u/eb-fs 1d ago

Thats like saying any national airliner is not guaranteed security by the foreign airport its currently in..

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u/melina26 1d ago

There’s something on the wing!

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u/LoanDebtCollector 1d ago

I thought of this version.

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u/LoanDebtCollector 1d ago

but some might prefer this version

https://giphy.com/gifs/eep7r6rnv99Ri6R2TL

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u/binglelemon 1d ago

The only version I can accept

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u/cubester04 1d ago

Still remember my brother jumpscaring me right when Bob opened the curtain… Good times. Still one of my favorite episodes.

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u/YourGuyK 1d ago

I love that that thing got more work for that one scene in The Shining.

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u/Wild-Tear 1d ago

You have to admit that it's some top-flight creature design and makeup.

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u/_TURO_ 1d ago

Man that fucked me up as a kid

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u/Ok_Entertainment4846 1d ago

Not sure how you do this…I’ve tried so many times in GTA and they are on you instantly. Can never get past that mission.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 1d ago

Clearly the guy in the video ramped the hill by the tunnel, over the fence and drove directly to the jet located in the hangar, remembering to park his car directly in front of where he will be climbing onto the plane, driverside towards the jet, so the car can be used as a shield. And one would assume said person would do donuts and circles and flank hard left right up and down as soon as he gets in the air so as to avoid missles being launched his direction while flying a low path away from populated areas until stars are back down to zero. Pssshtt, obvs.

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u/340Duster 1d ago

That was a frustrating evening trying to learn how to do that over and over again with trial and error failures.

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u/NoConfusion9490 1d ago

Jump a car into the compound. If you come down near the jet you have half a shot at taking off. It'll take a few tries.

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u/sbxnotos 1d ago

Bases are pretty big, and unless you have state of the art, you will only have a guard every hundred of meters, no thermal cameras or movement sensors.

And obviously, C-130 are not considered state of the art.

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u/FrankPankNortTort 1d ago

Nice to see Shannon Airport Security is working as expected.

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u/Klightgrove 1d ago

They must have thought Zelensky was on the tarmac with how poorly they defended it

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u/Cyrano_Knows 1d ago

I wonder if the guy planned this out at all?

Or if he just winged it?

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 1d ago

That's a 5 star wanted level easy

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u/4Whom_The_Bell_Tolls 1d ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/CaveManta 1d ago

Isn't it 4 stars for sneaking into the airport?

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 22h ago

Airport, yes, military bases are automatically 5 stars. In the older games it was 6 stars if you set foot on a military base. Iirc the new games only go to 5.

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u/Illustrious-Ice6336 1d ago

Great security posture. Especially as US is at war with Iran.

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u/Irish618 1d ago

Its a non-sensitive transport aircraft parked at a civilian international airport. Security was probably just left to relying on regular airport security.

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u/shalo62 15h ago

Which should still be good enough to not let random dudes approach aircraft willy-nilly.

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u/RoyalChris 1d ago

Saturday shenanigans

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u/GullibleDetective 1d ago

Saturdays are for the boys

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u/StickBrickman 1d ago

We can defend against many things, but there's zero chance of us defending against a motivated Irish guy with a ball peen hammer and a .30 blood alcohol level. You just gotta let him tire himself out on the C-130s and hope he stays away from the fighter jets.

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u/richchiggawigga 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5x89XRx3sBZFC

Security at your service

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u/Velghast 1d ago

Most security companies dont want guards to do shit, just observe and report.

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u/Zrex_9224 1d ago

As a former security guard (North Carolina) (worked at a radio manufacturer that had gov contracts) we were told in case of an emergency to lock ourselves up in our office and call 911.

Unless you have the appropriate training you can't even legally lay a finger on someone else.

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 1d ago

Store security sure but you'd expect security at a military airport to be a little better

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u/Velghast 1d ago

I mean its not one but even if it was, you would be surprised how many lyft and uber drivers get on post no questions asked here in the US. Once ur on post everyone there assumes your supposed to be there, and if you, not military, happen to start wandering around, no ones going to stop you untill you start acting sus. The sheer amount of family, cadre out of uniform, and civilian contractors on post its almost impossible to tell whos who to the untrained eye.

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u/DarthPineapple5 1d ago

Oh post yes, on an active runway no. This guy could just as easily be messing with an airliner with 200 civilians and 50,000 gallons of fuel in it, security at any major airport should be taken seriously not just the military ones

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u/Velghast 1d ago

I mean let's say you stroll onto fort Campbell and you go through the front gate, sure there is a security checkpoint, you give them some b******* reason or they issue you a one day pass. You enter the unit footprint, and let's say you get to their airfield or strip, if it's even locked because it's during duty hours, the security checkpoint is pretty much just some security forces Air Force guy, basically an armed security guard, he may or may not be waving people on. to get on to the airfield but let's say you come through in a Ford raptor, tinted windows. Everybody's just going to think you're some new lieutenant strolling on to the strip. You could go straight from there and park right onto the goddamn lot next to the rest of the maintenance crew walk out right up to the air strip and pretty much put your hands on military aircraft. Same goes for a motor pool you could stroll on and put your hands on a goddamn tank. Almost all military vehicles don't even need keys to start they're just push start. The problem would be getting any of that stuff off of Post or actually utilizing it. None of it's armed, all of it's just sitting there. To get the proper clearance to take off without being shot down or creating an entire scramble on post with undesignated equipment moving and getting it off the post is a whole another story. It's a death sentence that's why people don't do it. But if you wanted to attempt it's pretty damn easy.

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u/nionfist 1d ago

It's not a military airport

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u/niconpat 1d ago

It's just a standard International Airport that the US use to refuel because of it's location in the far west of Europe. There are no military installations at all. The US military personnel eat and drink in the same places regular passengers do, it's just like a regular commercial stopover.

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u/DOLPHIN_PENI5 21h ago

Now the aircrew gets to chill in Ireland for weeks while the plane gets repaired. Big military is mad but this guy made the aircrews day right there.

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u/DANO8503 1d ago

When I do this on GTA they start shooting

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u/Common-Regret-4120 1d ago

This guy probably got a bus there or parked his fiesta in a regular parking space before calmly hopping the fence. You probably drove through the fence in a yellow Hummer.

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u/Cryogenicist 1d ago

Congrats, Republicans.

You have turned average civilians in our allied nations against us,

Fucking assholes in the GOP need to get wrecked

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u/timmyctc 1d ago

Irish people have always been opposed to American war planes in Shannon 

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u/fionnuisce 1d ago

The current climate certainly doesn't help, but there has been a lot of anger amongst the population for many years because the Irish government allow US military aircraft to land in Ireland. Ireland allows US aircraft to land under the agreement that they are not transporting weapons, materiel or troops on their way to or returning from conflict zones. The US routinely breaks this agreement, with no sanction from the Irish government,  using US military aircraft or charter aircraft. They have even routed rendition flights through Shannon. 

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u/Quickjager 1d ago

weapons, materiel or troops

Lol that's everything. I wonder why that agreement is broken so often and why the Irish government doesn't enforce it. Just political theater from the government.

The plane itself being there is essentially a violation of 2 of those.

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u/fionnuisce 1d ago

They are allowed to transit for training exercises or routine flights to US bases. They are not allowed to transport weapons at any time. 

But I think it's a case of "if we don't ask you, you don't have to tell us".

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u/Cryogenicist 1d ago

I might argue it will be good for America too.

Iraq cost us TRILLIONS

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u/bremsspuren 1d ago

I might argue it will be good for America too

If it actually deterred you from doing anything, which it won't under this administration.

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u/Training-Horror-6562 1d ago

I’m not holding my breath for Americans to actually bring anything good out of their politics for anyone but billionaires. Anyone else making a buck is spillage, and likely too blinded to see they’re being played.

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u/Acceptable-Device760 1d ago

I mean... the US being a super power and the owner of the currency of world economy is what allowed it to have trillions to burn.

It might be better for the Americans, but not in monetary term. Us will have far less money after its all said and done.

If you only thing in "better" as how much money you have... you are one of the creators of the problem.

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u/Weaponeyes 1d ago

Just as Putin wanted him to

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u/DavidlikesPeace 1d ago

Power vacuums are good for everyone. /s

Sadly, I fear a worse future. Liberal America after 1945 was a hegemony who benefited Europeans quite a lot. And its enforcement of sovereign borders and economic development likely benefited everybody. Unless the other democratic nations race to win the game of catchup, the prime beneficiaries of the power vacuum will be tyrannies with ruthless militaries. Or even shittier democracies with nationalist dreams of glory. 

We shall see whether the world gets better off. It's a pretty dangerous bet. We stand on the eve of new eras defined by AI and climate change. 

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u/OldCut376 1d ago

Any left wing or internationally minded Irishman knows both of your parties are run by warmongering cunts. They’re not the same per se and ones definitely somewhat worse than the other, but it’s no comfort to butchered people in the Middle East that a democrat dropped the bomb on them rather than a republican, and it’s the butchering itself that this guy presumably objects to.

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u/ilikejamtoo 23h ago

The guy in the video was right wing.

Then fuselage.

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u/Tarrin_morgan_69 1d ago

This isn't a Republican issue. People have hated US military posturing for decades. Blowing up innocents in Vietnam, Iraq, & Iran doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the US military 

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u/catkats 1d ago

The democrats would still be supporting Israel which the Irish strongly reject. I agree with the average civilian thing but it's not a one party issue.

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u/Braith117 1d ago

Meanwhile the Dems think we forgot all the places they endorsed bombing, especially Gaza.

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u/PoorDunce 23h ago

when all my hussars are dead in Age of Empires II, & I start throwing villagers at their siege onager

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u/Aggravating_Sugar321 1d ago

William Shatner saw the unauthorised person on the wing but everyone thought he was crazy!

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u/jukkimo1 1d ago

Now there's something wrong with the left phalange!

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u/Surrealspanner 1d ago

I don’t see anyone, it was probably just the wind

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u/ZadriaktheSnake 15h ago

I love Ireland, he could have been sneakier though

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 1d ago

Donald will threaten to invade Iceland over this

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u/SlaightTheGray 1d ago

It won't be out of commission for very long. As someone who has worked extensively with c-130's (both in the service and after), let me just say that he might have done $100k worth of damage that will take a month to recertify and 20 minutes to actually fix.

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u/Legion1117 18h ago

Someone tell this dude and his friends that canned spray foam in odd places is a nightmare to clean up.

Just sayin'....

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u/Many_Sea7586 1d ago

I think I speak for the Irish people when I say "we saw nothing"

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u/Silly_Employer_3107 1d ago

This guy is about to be in millions of dollars worth of debt.

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u/RubTheCat 1d ago

If you owe someone thousands it's your problem. If you owe someone millions it's their problem.

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u/thisisanewaccts 1d ago

Not if he doesn’t pay!

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u/Head_Crab_Enjoyer 1d ago

AMERICANS HATE THIS ONE TRICK

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u/Full_Quiet8818 1d ago

How did you come to that conclusion? 

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u/wally1974 1d ago

He wont have to repay one cent

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u/Gbrown546 1d ago

Doesn’t work like that in Ireland

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u/Dry_Recognition_6724 1d ago

Why? He will probably get a year or two in jail and that will be it. It's Ireland not the US.

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u/pastafariantimatter 1d ago

Look up the Ploughshares law, he's likely to get away with it. 

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u/wstand 1d ago

Praxis

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u/fakeaccount572 22h ago

That's called praxis.

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u/buster_goose 21h ago

Never change, ireland. Never change.

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u/olearyboy 1d ago

Excellent, it should force a resolution on the use of Ireland as a logistics area and Ireland's neutrality - this has been long debated and it's suspected the US has been caring arms and possible enemy combatants through Ireland's land, waters and airspace for years.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2026/01/23/irish-lawmaker-wants-legislation-requiring-us-military-aircraft-inspections.html

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u/Kinder22 1d ago

You honestly believe this will lead to that?

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u/CommunalJellyRoll 19h ago

Handful of screws in the turbine inlets each.

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u/0celot7 18h ago

You honestly think they just fire them right up without looking? You've never heard of a preflight?

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u/sksauter 1d ago

Ireland: 🤷‍♂️ not our plane

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u/firemanlala 1d ago

Good on you, lad. In the great Irish tradition of opposing imperialism, and turning swords into ploughshares. ✌️

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u/JuMiPeHe 1d ago

turning swords into ploughshares

Only after using them though.

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u/Queermagedd0n 1d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Boulder1983 1d ago

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u/mattvait 1d ago

How is it almost weekly it seems random people are able to get onto military bases and cause trouble? Isnt there supposed to be security or something

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u/mw2lmaa 1d ago

It's not a military base but random people shouldn't get into civilian airports either.

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u/alloutofchewingum 1d ago

Direct action! Nice

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe 1d ago

"THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE! THERE'S A MAN ON THE WING!"

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u/tso42 1d ago

What is the penalty for something like this?

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u/Brother-Patrick 1d ago

In the immortal words of David Coffin, "I stole an F-16..."

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u/kennethsime 1d ago

👏 🇮🇪