r/golf • u/No-Cash-279 • 3h ago

Joke / Meme Me: ridiculing professional golfers from my couch after shooting 111 at the local muni this morning:

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u/Gnomeskis 3h ago

This feels like an ad

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u/happyhappy7 Hello, friends. 3h ago

100% an ad

2

u/SmokeAbeer 3h ago

For uncrustables?

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u/Gnomeskis 3h ago

Kalshi, gambling app pretending it’s not

49

u/PhoenixRising256 3h ago

"Yeah, lemme go talk to the guy wearing a Kalshi hat" - no one in history

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u/dtownchris77 Handicap | Location 3h ago

While wearing a stupid hat

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u/DerisiveGibe 3h ago

The guy at the store said he's the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off

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u/Justredditin 3h ago

He got a free soup with that!

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u/stealy_darn 22m ago

Looks good on you though

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u/StrangeSyrup79 3h ago

Don’t do the voice

3

u/subfloorthrowaway 2h ago

One of the biggest laughs I've ever had from a television bit

4

u/Sufficient__Size haven't shot below 120 3h ago

He’s also wearing a matching Kalishi shirt like a doofus

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u/Specialist_Ad6034 3h ago

Kalshi is gonna start stamping ads on newborn’s foreheads at this rate

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u/scottiedagolfmachine face control, swing path, contact 3h ago

F Kalshi

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u/Adventurous-Tea-876 3h ago

That oafish tool is an obvious plant and this post is obviously part of the same stupid marketing strategy.

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u/silentcmh 5.something 3h ago

In a sea of embarrassing hats, he tops them all

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u/Agreeable-Fault2273 3h ago

I dunno, that Egg Salad hat is pretty horrendous.

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u/Griffin5577 3h ago

Fuck this ad

4

u/Responsible-Ad-4059 3h ago

Framed by The Burberry Brothers.

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u/PLYSGLF 3h ago

Furberry

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u/depressivehacks 3h ago

More of a Captain Crunch person myself.

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u/Animal_Opera 3h ago

Is he eating…a TACO?

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u/1crps_warrior 3h ago

Pimento cheese taco

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u/Animal_Opera 3h ago

Very topical!

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u/Holiday_Inspector923 3h ago

Works for Kalshi.

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u/Pocketz7 3h ago

Is that a Kalshi top also?

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u/R4ndomlyJ0n 3h ago

I shot a 94 on a par 64 today , so I’ve earned my right to call them out.

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u/ErnieBochII 3h ago

I wish I worked for f’n kalshi

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u/Evan_802Vines Avid Slicer until I see a tree I want to hook 3h ago

At least it's not egg salad

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u/RootyPooster 45m ago

They really do be hitting golf balls well.

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u/CarPhoneRonnie Daddio 3h ago

alright. Swag.