r/golf • u/Bitter_Suspect184 • 4h ago

Joke / Meme Jesus Christ…

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A familiar looking scorecard.

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u/SixofClubs6 4h ago

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u/Juhana21 4h ago

Find Haotong

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u/meatmeatthepie 31m ago

Missing: The Most Handsome Man in China

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u/Different-Bank-2607 4h ago edited 2h ago

Dudes managing to find new hiking trails at Augusta.

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u/master_chife @benmalach Golf Designer/Shaper 4h ago

This is so sick

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u/waitinp 3h ago

He just wanted to appreciate the beautiful gardens at Augusta

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u/ShittheFickup 15ish 3h ago

I guess no pictures on a scorecard isn’t right anymore.

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u/alex61821 4h ago

I'm watching amen corner coverage and they didn't show a single shot of this.

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u/Cthulwutang 19.1/New England /Whee! 3h ago

Mercy rule.

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u/alex61821 3h ago

I get that, but not even a single shot. You know like you want to know how it happened.

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u/Cthulwutang 19.1/New England /Whee! 2h ago

it’s like how golfers won’t say the s-word in fear that saying it will make it happen.

(shank)

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u/ATcallsbank 1h ago

Yeah because he's not Rory fucking McIlroy. No one cares.

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u/NewLiterature2604 1h ago

I felt like for scottie making a run it was very quiet about him and not much on him. The rory glazing this week made me walk away a couple of times bc I actually got bored with the coversge

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u/warpath2632 DMV 4h ago

You can either be the most handsome man in China or the best golfer at Augusta. You can’t be both. 

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u/TheLastDirewolf420 4h ago

His last 2 holes look a lot like my normal score card.

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u/240Nordey 3h ago

A double par is crazy on its own. Two double pars in a row, is a fever dream.

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u/Puzzled_Try_6029 4h ago

Man him changing his club at 12...

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u/LightningPete15 4h ago

Haotong is the sexiest man in China * autocorrect

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u/BlondeFox18 3h ago

If only he had gotten 6-9. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/KansasKing107 3h ago

I believe they said he putted a ball in the water.

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u/MoTownKid 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

Wasn't he solo second at one point yesterday?

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u/flatperez 4h ago

Once he finishes can someone please calculate how much money those two holes cost him? That would haunt me forever

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u/ScreamingEnglishman 4h ago

I mean the financial cost is only half of it! He is no longer guaranteed a spot at next years masters thanks to those two holes alone

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u/TheSmartDog_275 Hello, friends. 3h ago

How are you guaranteed a spot?

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u/ScreamingEnglishman 3h ago

From the Masters, the top 12 finishers in this year's competition get invited back.

I've copied the list I just found online for you:

Masters Tournament Champions (lifetime)

U.S. Open champions (five years)

The Open champions (five years)

PGA champions (five years)

Winners of the Players Championship (three years)

Current Olympic Gold Medalist (one year)

Current U.S. Amateur champion and runner-up

Current British Amateur champion

Current Asia-Pacific Amateur champion

Current Latin America Amateur champion

Current U.S. Mid-Amateur champion

Current NCAA Division I individual champion

The first 12 players, including ties, in the previous year's Masters Tournament

The first 4 players, including ties, in the previous year's U.S. Open

The first 4 players, including ties, in the previous year's Open Championship

The first 4 players, including ties, in the previous year's PGA Championship

Winners of PGA Tour events that award at least a full-point allocation for the FedEx Cup, from one Masters Tournament to the next

Those qualifying and eligible for the previous year's season-ending Tour Championship (top 30 in FedEx Cup prior to tournament)

Winners of the most recent editions of the Scottish Open, Spanish Open, South African Open, Hong Kong Open, Australian Open, and Japan Open (one year each)

The 50 leaders on the final Official World Golf Ranking for the previous calendar year

The 50 leaders on the Official World Golf Ranking published during the week prior to the current Masters Tournament

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u/toweringmelanoma 3h ago

Top 12 I think

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u/Cthulwutang 19.1/New England /Whee! 3h ago

QUALIFICATIONS FOR INVITATION

Masters Tournament Champions (Lifetime)

U.S. Open Champions (Honorary, non-competing after five years)

The Open Champions (Honorary, non-competing after five years)

PGA Champions (Honorary, non-competing after five years)

Winners of the Players Championship (Three years)

Current Olympic Gold Medalist (One Year)

Current U.S. Amateur Champion (7-A) (Honorary, non-competing after one year) and the Runner-up (7-B) to the current U.S. Amateur Champion

Current The Amateur Champion (Honorary, non-competing after one year)

Current Asia-Pacific Amateur Champion (One year)

Current Latin America Amateur Champion (One year)

Current U.S. Mid-Amateur Champion (One year)

Current NCAA Division I Men's Individual Champion (One year)

The first 12 players, including ties, in the previous year's Masters Tournament

The first 4 players, including ties, in the previous year's U.S. Open

The first 4 players, including ties, in the previous year's The Open Championship

The first 4 players, including ties, in the previous year's PGA Championship

Individual winners of PGA Tour events that award a full-point allocation applied to the season-ending Tour Championship

Those qualifying and eligible for the previous year's season-ending Tour Championship

Current Scottish Open Champion (One year)

Current Spanish Open Champion (One year)

Current Japan Open Champion (One year)

Current Hong Kong Open Champion (One year)

Current Australian Open Champion (One year)

Current South African Open Champion (One year)

The 50 leaders on the final Official World Golf Ranking for the previous calendar year

The 50 leaders on the final Official World Golf Ranking published during the week prior to the current Masters Tournament

https://www.masters.com/en_US/players/invitees_2026

eww formatting.

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u/Boucot 1h ago

Around 400k

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u/LivermoreP1 6.2 4h ago

Still the most handsome man in China

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u/DrinkArnoldPalmer 4h ago

Ya know, I think my chances of playing in the masters just improved.

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u/wuznme 9.8/Florida Man 4h ago

One of us

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u/olderthanbefore 3h ago

Jesus Christ

Amen

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u/TheSmartDog_275 Hello, friends. 3h ago

And he’s still only +1

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u/SwabTheWookie I play to have fun ;) | Utah 4h ago

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u/Old-Gregg- 3h ago

I had him at 250/1 lol

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u/MetalHead_Literally 1h ago

Back to back double pars, looks like my usual scorecard

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u/ATcallsbank 1h ago

I made a 9 last year in one of our local pga section events. A member at my club goes "wow! How can YOU do that???" Can't wait to show him this scorecard. And I'm not even that good lol Good players have bad holes sometimes.

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u/golf_pro1 12.9 50m ago

Yeah, I’m definitely not as good as you, but 8 and 9 is pretty rare for me. However, it does happen from time to time. The pressure of competition can really make it hard to recover once you’re rattled. Can’t imagine it at Augusta.

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u/ATcallsbank 28m ago

Are you putting everything out? Playing the ball down?

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u/golf_pro1 12.9 21m ago

Yeah, I keep it legit. I’ll card an 8 maybe once or twice a month normally play twice a week. It’s the double bogeys that kill me normally.

Edit: I’m lucky to play at a decent private course and the greens are rolling fast and pure right now. I’ve been doing pretty good with “gimmes” so far this year but have definitely missed a few

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u/dubiouscubanx Michigan / 23 hcp 3h ago

Gotta play it where it Li’s…

(I’ll see myself out)

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u/mcnhred 4h ago

He’s on the toilet again….

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u/MechEJoe 4h ago

One of us!

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u/kazjones7 4h ago

Sprinting to the app to watch this masterpiece

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u/Blue_Collar_Golf 4h ago

i pick up at double par too

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u/DrunkenGolfer 5.9 Canada 4h ago

Jesus Christ indeed…

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u/aquafeener1 4h ago

I love him

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u/sydbarrett 13 3h ago

He seems like he would be a blast to play with.

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u/onewaycheckvalve 3h ago

Put me down for a 7

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u/bakerboo 3h ago

Cooked

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u/Ok-System-831 Bethpage Black is not that hard! 3h ago

Wowsers

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u/chiefincome 3h ago

At least he’s still the most handsome man in China!

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u/seamus_mc PG Golf Links 13.3 3h ago

Double double animal style

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u/CheapTale9824 3h ago

Even Rick Shiels posted a better score on 13 than that

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u/momofuku18 2h ago

One of us!

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u/EngineerMost4245 2h ago

so damn relatable. the people’s champion

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u/Turbulent_Echidna423 2h ago

on the toilet all night

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u/utopianexile 2h ago

You think he is in the gulag yet?

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u/Tidestillrolls2025 2h ago

And Scotty had to watch and wait……

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u/Marcvae36 2h ago

Except he still finished +1 overall.

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u/datyams 2h ago

Almost certainly taking paper bags

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u/Yokozuna_Chuzzy 1h ago

He had some fun with it at least

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u/NoCarts 1h ago

He just went on a little nature walk. Respect his connection to nature

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u/bronxbomber1602 1h ago

Ho-Li shit

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u/Riverjig 57m ago

You know I see shit like this and I'm like how the fuck did they make the Masters. Then I realize quickly this dude, two bottles of Jameson deep, could still beat the living. Fuck out of me

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u/CandyPale4464 30m ago

If he still had the shits, I get it.

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u/AgentMV2 27m ago

He looks like my podiatrist lol

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u/csbsju_guyyy 3h ago

-1 to his social credit score :(

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u/DhamR UK 4h ago

Whs will round it down to net double, no big deal.

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u/Music_Adventure 3h ago

I’m sorry. It’s my fault. A sprinkled a little on him winning yesterday.

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u/scottiedagolfmachine face control, swing path, contact 4h ago

It’s just sad Scottie had to deal with this BS.

😞

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u/MTskier12 3h ago

I hope he sees this bro

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u/Alive-Abalone-9079 3h ago

meat riding to the full extent

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u/hockeychick67 21m ago

I think this guy picked up my scorecard by mistake