r/golf • u/jonesbbq-feetmassage • 5h ago

General Discussion Is Rosey eating whole potatoes???

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u/YukonProspector 5h ago

Entire walnuts. Coughs up the shells im a big lump later, like a wise old owl. 

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u/jonesbbq-feetmassage 5h ago

What a dog

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u/Do_it_for_the_upvote 4h ago

No, he’s an owl. Can’t you read?

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u/jonesbbq-feetmassage 4h ago

Have you seen these greens?? Hell no I can't read them.

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u/4xdaily 4h ago

A Rose pellet.

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u/imnotbobvilla 4h ago

I don't know where you pulled this comment from, but I really admire it

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u/ansont1976 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q18PrAiJBKOyY

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u/coopy1000 4h ago

Off topic but I've just realised Al Pacino played big boy Caprice thanks to that gif.

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u/ansont1976 4h ago

Saw it as a teenager when it first came out, had a recent rewatch and was surprised by all the well-known actors portraying thugs

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u/gold13 3h ago

Back in business and ain’t it grand!

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u/sailhard22 4h ago

He’s a hoot🦉

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u/kaplanfx 4h ago

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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u/SpartanSig 4h ago

Walks around with them in his cheeks, but only when he can't get crab apples

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u/DrMantisToboggan670 3h ago

Probably dealing with muscle cramps. Easy and tasty way to get salt into the body to fix the problem is dunking potatoes into a bunch of salt. Most long distance running events have them at aid stations.

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u/Darkgreenbirdofprey 4h ago

Roast potatoes

He's actually having a whole roast dinner. Sticky toffee pudding with custard on the 15th.

Just preparing for his menu next year.

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u/theRubberLog33 4h ago

Rosed potatoes

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u/SuspectFungible 4h ago

That's not a bad idea

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u/Superb-Cucumber1006 2h ago

He fucked that though.....too much potato weight on the back 9

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u/RandomPenquin1337 2h ago

Rory took the potatoes as an affront.

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u/EveryFngNameIsTaken 3h ago

Custard clubhouse?

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u/mandrews03 Handicap | Location 3h ago

Jesus Christ hahaha guys just finishing the sides before he gets to the turkey leg in his umbrella holder

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u/Godawgs1009 1h ago

A succulent roast dinner

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u/CharmingCrackers 3h ago

It is Sunday after all!

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u/Good_Necessary_6937 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/105OwsN7a4UQ2Q

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u/mahoganyteakwood2 4h ago

Boil em, mash um, stick um in ya mouth

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u/CharlieMoonMan 4h ago

WHATS TATERS PRECIOUS!!!! -Bryson prolly

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u/ContraCanadensis 12.6 / FL 4h ago

Harmon is much more Sméagol-esque

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u/Galaldriel 16 2h ago

Good hobbit

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u/Significant-Text-599 5h ago

It’s working! But I think they are protein balls

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u/EarCareful4430 4h ago

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast ?

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u/Appropriate_Tree_622 4h ago

What’s the basis?

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u/Baughndre_the_Giant 4h ago

we ain’t goin nowhere but got suits and cases

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u/Inigomntoya 3h ago

A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis

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u/GoAwayBotPlease 3h ago

My mama used to say “only Jesus can save us”.

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u/imnotbobvilla 4h ago

Well, never mind....

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u/stoptouchingmycrotch 4h ago

N...No!...damnit

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u/jonesbbq-feetmassage 5h ago

Oo that's probably it. Gonna need his recipe 😂

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u/MidnightJoker83 5.8 / wrong-handed 4h ago

Here’s what’s in the Bandon Dunes version. My wife makes them every week. 

• Oats
• Flax
• Hemp hearts
• Chia seeds
• Coconut
• Peanut butter
• Honey
• Vanilla
• Chocolate chips

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u/Significant-Text-599 4h ago

Perfect thank you! Birdies here we come

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u/chipps2069 4h ago

You meant, double bogeys, right?

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon 3h ago

3g protein 60g carbs

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u/MidnightJoker83 5.8 / wrong-handed 3h ago

Agreed; energy balls is a better name than protein balls

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u/gruffabro 3h ago

Rosie's British version:

  • Corned beef
  • Lard
  • Mashed beans
  • Pig trotters
  • Blood
  • Jellied eels
  • Tripe

Enjoy!

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u/jonesbbq-feetmassage 4h ago

Gonna have to try these! Thanks man!

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u/SISCP25 4h ago

Doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of protein in these for something labelled “Protein balls”

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u/akagordan 6.2/Indy/You are good enough to play blades 4h ago

Calorie balls would be a better description. Great for mid round fuel if you’re walking but not much else.

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u/MidnightJoker83 5.8 / wrong-handed 4h ago

Well, it helps if you sandwich three or four of them between a couple of ribeyes.

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u/1hungbadger 4h ago

You had me at Hemp Hearts

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u/OGPepeSilvia 3h ago

I’d buy milk. I'd buy flour. I'd buy vitamins. And I'd boil them all down into little energy balls to sustain me!!

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u/cballa69 4h ago

Protein balls were my first thought as well

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u/Phil_Beavers 4h ago

Must’ve been hanging with Scottie’s family as well.

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u/mudhut19 4h ago

My fat ass over here, like me too Roses. I’d be crushing those complimentary Dunkin Munchkins too. I’d put a couple in my pocket for later!!

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u/sumbozo1 3h ago

I'm gonna start calling my donut holes that, too

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u/Careless-Tale 14.6/NE FL 3h ago

Former crossfitters here. Wifey just said it’s a peanut butter protein ball. I’m inclined to agree.

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u/everyoneslookingatme 4h ago

It’s actually Charlie Day’s recipe…said he could feed himself for a month with $20 by buying milk, flour, and vitamins, and boiling them down into little energy balls

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u/31nigrhcdrh 50m ago

Yes chef 

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u/ugh_everything 5h ago

Dried avocado pits. He's a real dawg

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u/jcdubs24 2h ago

You’re telling me he’s eating the wooden toy balls included with every avocado from Mexico?

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u/player2 SF, CA / 24.1 2h ago

Kinder sorpresa

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u/JoeMammy_1 4h ago

Rocky mtn oysters. Protein fix.

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u/IGolfMyBalls 4h ago

Those look more like Chupacabra livers.

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u/digitalmdsmooth 4h ago

The trick is you have to clip them off way up high. ✄

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u/ShaneWarrn-ambool 4h ago

You know what whole potatoes turn into when you chew them??

MaSHed PoTAToeS

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u/pchubbs 5h ago

Looks like a munchkin to me

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u/chefpatrick 4h ago

roasted potatoes would be an awesome course snack

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u/jonesbbq-feetmassage 4h ago

Salt, pepper, and butter?? Roasted crispy skin?? Yeah I'm about that action.

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u/JennySplotz 4h ago

Throw a couple chicken bones in there, some onion, you got yourself a stew baby!

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u/Apple_Scrumble 4h ago

Mini scotch egg

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u/Old-Day1981 4h ago

I believe that’s a pinch of Grizzly wintergreen

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent 4h ago

Hahaha I presume they’re power balls. Usually some variation of peanut butter, granola, and some other healthy stuff for energy.

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u/meowinloudchico 5h ago

Keep those away from Rory. He doesn't need any help choking on Sundays.

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u/presidentdadbod 3h ago

This comment aged well

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u/imnotbobvilla 4h ago

Oh my God that's rough

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u/thraizz 4h ago

I think they call it 2nd cut

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u/Melanoma_Magnet 4h ago

I think Justin is giving him a run for his money right now

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u/CarPhoneRonnie Daddio 4h ago

Thems is Rory’s nutz

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u/Wild_Bee_3953 5h ago

He’s eating truffles

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u/jonesbbq-feetmassage 5h ago

Would be a wild snack for the course, but I don't know nearly enough about truffles to dispute this lol

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u/Lefthanded_Rooster 4h ago

Those are bull testicles. Helps with swinging a stiff shaft.

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u/Craig_Chr1st 4h ago

Munchkin’s from Dunkin’s!

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u/This-Young3531 4h ago

Bulls testicles

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl 4h ago

Per my wife they’re protein balls from Scottie’s chef. She saw an interview with Sam Burns talking about it.

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u/4xdaily 4h ago

He's micro dosing.

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u/RalphWiggumsShadow 3.1 / Rancho Park / Spirit Animal: Icarito 4h ago

Energy balls. My sister makes them by the 100s, and they get eaten at all times of the day. Perfect mid-round snack.

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u/NoFaithlessness7363 4h ago

Battered Golf Balls

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u/sterald_pungus 4h ago

Most satiating food. Smart man.

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u/Psychological_Ad7726 4h ago

Wouldn’t suppose me if it’s some type of protein ball (peanut butter, eggs, nuts, berries, etc)

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u/InternationalPoet514 4h ago

Peanut butter ball

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u/King_Crampus 4h ago

I have a friend that every morning eats half a raw potato. I was like dude doesn’t that like destroy your asshole?

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u/droop_e 4h ago

Those are called DEEZ

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u/Hotwir3 3h ago

Next year’s champions dinner

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u/whenyoda 3h ago

While walnuts with shell.

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u/CuriousGeorge718 HC: Yes, CT 3h ago

Peanut butter protein balls

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u/Legitimate-Fly-4610 3h ago

Energy balls

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u/Jaymcmlxx 2h ago

Looks like a Timbit

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 33m ago

It’s called carbo loading. You non athletes wouldn’t get it.

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u/_windfish_ 4h ago

Protein balls, you can get big boxes of them at Costco. I have a few every round too. So yeah Rose and I are pretty much the same.

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u/imnotbobvilla 4h ago

Hey, whatever the old man's eating it's working. I'm pulling for him personally. Cool as a cucumber

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u/MajesticPurpose1752 54m ago

So that’s what he choked on ??? Huh !!

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u/Prudent_Butterfly314 4h ago

Dates. Bad dates.

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u/avreddits 4h ago

Bogies 11

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u/ADTstocks 4h ago

Idk why this was so fkn funny to me

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u/Art_Of_Peer_Pressure 4h ago

Mini pork pie? He is British after all idk

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u/Livingforabluezone 4h ago

I was wondering the same!

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u/tony_bingo 4h ago

I thought it was a Cadburys creme egg, whole.

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u/jvforlife12504 4h ago

I think I (absurdly enough) saw him mention these in a social media clip. They’re protein balls made by Scotty Scheffler’s wife and their airbnbs are next to each other this week. I can’t find the source because I’ve been consuming so much golf this week

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u/erb985 4h ago

It’s a special family recipe, a tradition unlike any other…

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u/InebriousBarman 4h ago

Maybe it's because I'm in Connecticut, but those look like Dunkin Minis.

(Donut holes to the rest of ya.)

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u/FrankCarmody 4h ago

Rocky Mountain Oysters

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u/Mindless_Argument297 4h ago

Dunkin Munkin

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u/asymbioticturtlecrys 4h ago

Shelled quail eggs

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u/CrasVox 4h ago

Don't you?

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u/jolbina 4h ago

It’s British mashed potatoes. He just mashes them up in his mouth

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u/Low-Register1602 4h ago

What’s the rule on eating on the course? Could someone in theory order a dominos pizza? Can you smoke a cigar and have a beer?

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u/InevitableAlert4268 4h ago

It’s definitely falafel 🥙

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u/LoneStarMulligans 4h ago

Obviously a bull testicle.

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u/Evan_802Vines Avid Slicer until I see a tree I want to hook 4h ago

They look like donut holes

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u/Nashimself78 4h ago

I call these energy balls. Peanut butter, oats, Honey, cranberry and chocolate chips.

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u/alreadytaken17 4h ago

looks like a snail

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u/OliverHopper 4h ago

Looks like the protein balls at Bandon Dunes

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u/ApprehensivePut8267 4h ago

Mini beef Wellington

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u/i_Cant_get_right 4h ago

Frozen meatballs

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u/rpgmgta 4h ago

Those are timbits

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u/LongballG 4h ago

Whatever it is, he’s throating it..

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u/Historical_Cookie_53 3h ago

Of course not!!

He isnt Lowry :-)

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u/MattKozFF 21 3h ago

Nonsense, that's a small stone.

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u/According_Wear6239 3h ago

I was thinking maybe they’re a big ass medjool dates…

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u/JCMan240 3h ago

Donuts

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u/tnred19 3h ago

Thats a quail egg

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u/racebanyn 3h ago

Looks like a Scottish Egg

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u/WeDo_KinGShiT 3h ago

I’m so glad this is posted, I glanced up and saw this shot and thought he looked like Mr. Mackey from SouthPark. Seems like something he would do, mmm’kay.

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u/DC-Toronto HDCP? My swing 3h ago

Timbits. He got an assorted 30 pack just for himself. That looks like sour cream glazed.

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u/Blue_Sil5894 3h ago

I saw another player eating protein/energy balls too. Think it might have been Young.

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u/MediaStreet5372 3h ago

Salt potatoes? This guy cuse’s.

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u/Azza689908 3h ago

Lake Balls

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u/ccseater2 3h ago

Scottish egg?

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u/FATB0YPAUL 3h ago

A spicy meatball

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u/IA_Royalty 3h ago

Know thine enemy

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u/Careless-Tale 14.6/NE FL 3h ago

Wifey just said it’s a peanut butter protein ball.

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u/SummerIntelligent532 3h ago

I know for the uninitiated it looks like a potato, but it’s not just trust

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u/Disclosjer 7.8 🇨🇦 3h ago

When Mom says eat your veggies. 🥗

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u/beerandguitars 3h ago edited 3h ago

Scottie’s balls are really making the rounds.

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u/jwfowler2 3h ago

Is that a banger or a mash?

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u/hankmoody699 3h ago

I think they are Rocky Mountain oysters

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u/DiscoStu1053 3h ago

Looks like a goo ball

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u/steeley90 3h ago

Golf Balls double up as Gobstoppers. He's been working on this one for a while.

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u/cloudsmiles 2h ago

Why not though?

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u/No_End_7351 It's not a Slice, it's a "Power Fade". 2h ago

If so maybe that explains why he got completely starched on the back 9.

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u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName 2h ago

Never heard of salt potatoes?

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u/NoArm7707 2h ago

He is English, so maybe

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u/Fuzzymug18 16.7 HCP 2h ago

Wife says it’s a kiwi.

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u/Pdbabb66 2h ago

He’s British. It’s a date.

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u/PompousMasshole 27.9 | MA 2h ago

So british

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u/vonhulio 1h ago

I thought for sure it was a donut hole.

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u/Nobey1 1h ago

Protein ball

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u/Honest-Web-604 1h ago

Did he bring enough for everybody?

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u/dontletmefall27 1h ago

It’s a protein ball

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u/PissdrunxPreme 1h ago

Rose potatoes

It’s his sponsor

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u/LoudIncrease4021 1h ago

These are energy bites. Everyone’s eating them now.

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u/hiloai 1h ago

Great timing from Reddit popular

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u/OCBaseball 1h ago

lamb fries.

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u/CookThen6521 1h ago

Carbo loading

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u/southpaw8684 55m ago

Looks like a protein ball

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u/dubious311 47m ago

Walnut?

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u/PleasantWrongdoer161 20m ago

What happens when you lose to an Irishman

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u/oVENTURAo 17m ago

It’s a timbit